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« on: February 08, 2012, 12:37:38 AM »
Essay writing.
masa school vicho nikle haiga. Hun we gotta do it again? :D:
1242
« on: February 07, 2012, 10:32:46 PM »
Seriously bakwas topic.
1243
« on: February 06, 2012, 01:40:10 PM »
Just when I thought topics couldn't get anymore ridiculous. I'm surprised again.
1244
« on: February 05, 2012, 03:57:30 PM »
I don't think anyone deleted it. PJ went down a few days ago, this may be a result of that. My own profile is missing a lot of things..just hang on GS should be able to restore it.
1245
« on: February 05, 2012, 07:57:55 AM »
Kinne lazy a h saray. Ek button click kardo.
1246
« on: February 04, 2012, 08:41:06 PM »
says you.
1247
« on: February 04, 2012, 08:36:46 PM »
I don't like any of the ones you have suggested.
1248
« on: February 04, 2012, 08:32:40 PM »
Who has made the name changes to love status?!
This 'talaashi wich' sounds so incredibly cheesy!!
Can any mod change it please?
We like cheeesy... Make some suggestions, we'll consider it.
1249
« on: February 03, 2012, 11:10:52 PM »
ek week reh gaya...get your votes in!
1250
« on: February 02, 2012, 11:46:38 PM »
This one is my favourite lol
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep crap it's best to keep your mouth shut!
1251
« on: February 02, 2012, 11:44:05 PM »
It's cause he doesn't do homework!
Joke! It's fixed now.
1252
« on: February 02, 2012, 11:40:18 PM »
who is winning so.. far
Me, obviously.
1253
« on: February 01, 2012, 07:12:33 PM »
I only like the green one a bit...baaki ta theek thaak ah.
1254
« on: February 01, 2012, 07:01:46 PM »
Management Course
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch..'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say..
Lesson 3
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 4
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 5
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him...
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep crap it's best to keep your mouth shut!
1255
« on: February 01, 2012, 06:59:17 PM »
BLIND COWBOY
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black
belt in karate.
4.. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
1256
« on: February 01, 2012, 06:58:33 PM »
I dunno if I posted this before so funny lol. A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment...  After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note: Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a snow shovel.. Mrs. Harrington
1257
« on: January 31, 2012, 11:49:23 PM »
Deadline is over. Please await the voting topic.
Thanks
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« on: January 30, 2012, 11:12:37 PM »
phyla pj te eda de competition ni hunde c
dey were more active
we knw mehak is mod par oh heni
eh jimewari kise hor mod nu de dao ene mod aa ithe
hun ek kuri ki ki sambalu gi, 2 mods bana lo
waise ek kuri bahut kuch sambal sakdi. Ek competition challi janda. jado finish ho jao dusra shuru ho jau. Tussi kehra hissa leya? jehna ne leya ohna nhu ta chain naal apna award leh lehn do? relax
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« on: January 30, 2012, 12:01:44 PM »
sat sri akal dostooo
plz jo v rehnde ah oh jaldi jaldi apni entry kar deo
mai thora jeha busy ah aj kall
waise deadline kall khatam ho chukkki c
par mai busy hon de kaaran ah ni sakea pj te
so mai rqst karunga admins nu ke kalll tak hor chala deo comp fer lock karke shuru karva deyange
dhanwaad
Chalo Tuesday January 31st, 2012 absolutely last day. Thanks
1260
« on: January 29, 2012, 09:15:19 PM »
Yaar ethe ta spam na karo..
ek competition finish hundi fer hi dusri shuru hona
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