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Jokes Majaak / ਰੇਲ ਗੱਡੀ
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:57:30 AM »
ਰੇਲ ਗੱਡੀ ਦਾ ਡਰੈਵਰ, ਗੱਡੀ ਕਮਾਦਾਂ ਚ ਲੈ ਗਿਆ,
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ਤਫਤੀਸ਼ ਹੋਈ ਤਾਂ ਵੱਡੇ ਅਫਸਰਾਂ ਨੇ ਪੁਛਿਆ : ਤੂੰ ਕਮਾਦਾਂ ਚ ਟਰੈਨ ਕਿਉ ਖੜਾਈ,
ਡਰੈਵਰ ਨੇ ਸਫਾਈ ਦਿੱਤੀ ਜੀ ਬੰਦਾ ਥੱਲੈ ਆਉਣ ਲੱਗਾ ਸੀ।
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ਅਫਸਰ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਫਿਰ ਕੀ ਸੀ। ਬੰਦਾ ਥੱਲੇ
ਆਉਂਦਾ ਤਾਂ ਆ ਲੈਣ ਦੇਣਾ ਸੀ।
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ਡਰੈਵਰ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਜੀ ਓਹ ਬੰਦਾ ਕਮਾਦਾਂ ਵੱਲ
ਭੱਜਾ ਸੀ। :D: :D: :D: :D:


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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:47:29 AM »

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:37:41 AM »

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:27:56 AM »

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Jokes Majaak / Kutta
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:25:59 AM »
ik banda raah ch jaa rea hunda a, raste ch ik munda apne cute jehe dog nal khada hunda a
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Man (to boy) - tera kutta vadd da te nahi.....?
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Boy - nahi..
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banda kutte kol janda a tan kutta unu vadd lenda a...
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Man - tu te kehnda c tera kutta vadd da ni.......?,

Boy - hanji keha c , par a mera kutta nahi ae... :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:21:09 AM »

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:15:51 AM »

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:12:10 AM »

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Jokes Majaak / ਭੁੱਕੀ ਦੀ ਵਾਧ ਘਾਟ 'ਚ
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:05:18 AM »
ਕੇਰਾਂ ਸਾਡੇ ਪਿੰਡ ਆਲੇ ਦੋਸਤ
ਦਾ ਵਿਆਹ ਸੀ,
ਭੋਲੇ ਪੰਡਤ ਨੇ ਭੁੱਕੀ ਦੀ ਵਾਧ ਘਾਟ 'ਚ
ਤਿੰਨ ਫੇਰਿਆਂ 'ਚ ਹੀ ਕੰਮ ਨਬੇੜਤਾ,
ਦੋਸਤ ਦਾ ਪਿਉ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ...
"ਪੰਡਤ ਜੀ ਫੇਰੇ ਤਾਂ ਤਿੰਨ ਹੀ ਹੋਏਆ"
ਭੋਲਾ ਪੰਡਤ ਕਹੰਦਾ
"ਜੇ ਭੱਜਣੀ ਹੋਈ ਸੱਤਾਂ 'ਚ ਵੀ ਭੱਜ ਜੂ ਤੇ
ਜੇ ਵਸਣੀ ਹੋਈ ਤਾਂ ਤਿੰਨ 'ਚ ਹੀ ਵਸਜੂ" :D: :D: :D: :D:


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Jokes Majaak / ਅਮਲੀ
« on: March 06, 2012, 02:00:46 AM »
ਇਕ ਵਿਆਹ ਵਿਚ ਪਲੇਟ ਵਿਚ ਨੈਪਕਿਨ ਪੇਪਰ ਰਖੇ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ
ਇਕ ਅਮਲੀ ਨੂ ਲੱਗਾ ਕਿ ਸ਼ਾਇਦ... ਇਹ ਵੀ ਕੁਝ ਖਾਣ ਵਾਲੀ ਚੀਜ ਹੋਣੀ ਆ...
ਜਦੋ ਓਹ ਚਕ ਕੇ ਮੁਹ ਚ ਪੋਣ
ਲਗਾ ਤਾਂ ਦੂਰੋ ਦੂਜੇ
ਅਮਲੀ ਦੀ ਅਵਾਜ ਆਈ .

ਓਹ ਕੰਜਰਾ ਖਾਈ ਨਾ ............... ..ਫਿੱਕਾ :D: :D: :D: :D:


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News Khabran / Re: Punjab Election Result 2012
« on: March 05, 2012, 02:15:35 PM »
changa hunda j vote v na paunda... :D:
appan ni vote paunde, mein sochda mein app votan vich khada hojava :thinking:, loki jogian wale kapre dekh ke menu hi jitta den :D: :D: :D: :D:

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News Khabran / Re: Punjab Election Result 2012
« on: March 05, 2012, 02:08:08 PM »
appan te politics nu dooron hi sat sri akal kahi di eh.... :mean:

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: March 05, 2012, 02:37:14 AM »

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PJ Games / Re: express ur feelings with songs.....
« on: March 05, 2012, 02:03:04 AM »
Kuriyan de vich fire hasdi khed di, college nu jave nu tu nagg wangu melde, ashiqan nu darsh dikhaya karo ji kade sadi gali pull ke vi aya karoo  :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / Hathi te kiddi
« on: March 04, 2012, 03:45:30 AM »
ਹਾਥੀ - bullet ਤੇ ਜਾ ਰਿਹਾ c
ਕੀੜੀ - Menu bajar tak shad devega
ਹਾਥੀ -Par Muh Dhak Ke Bethi
ਕੀੜੀ - Kyu
ਹਾਥੀ - Fer Emi ਲੋਕ Kehan ਗੇ Ki ਫਲਾਣੇ ਦੀ ਧੀ vellyia ਨਾਲ Gumdi Aa  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Punjabi Stars / Re: Kulwinder dhillon wid his family ... we miss u :(
« on: March 04, 2012, 03:40:22 AM »
Kulwinder dhillon di awaz apni hi sigge....koi rees ni kar sakda, hikk de jor nal gaun wale singeran di  :okk:

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: March 04, 2012, 03:27:48 AM »

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                                                           Chali Mukte

CHALI MUKTE, lit. forty (chali) liberated ones (mukte), is how a band of 40 brave Sikhs who laid down their lives fighting near the dhab or lake of Khidrana, also called Isharsar, on 29 December 1705 against a Mughal force in chase of Guru Gobind Singh are remembered in Sikh history and daily in the Sikh ardas or supplicatory prayer offered individually or at gatherings at the end of all religious services. Guru Gobind Singh, who had watched the battle from a nearby mound praised the martyrs' valour and blessed them as Chali Mukte, the Forty Immortals. After them Khidrana became Muktsar - the Pool of Liberation. Etymologically, mukta from Sanskrit mukt means 'liberated, delivered, emancipated,' especially from the cycle of birth and death. Mukti (liberation, emancipation) in Sikhism is the highest spiritual goal of human existence, and mukt or mukta is the one who has achieved this state of final beatitude. Mukta, also means a pearl, and the word would thus signify a title or epithet of distinction. It was probably in this sense that the five Sikhs, who on 30 March 1699 received the vows of the Khalsa immediately after the first five Panj Piare (q.v.), were blessed with the title mukta, plural mukte.

The term Chali Mukte is also used sometimes for the martyrs whom a huge arrny, in pursuit since the evacuation of Anandpur by Guru Gobind Singh during the night 5-6 December, caught up with and encircled at Chamkaur on 7 December, and who engaged the enemy in small sorties throughout the day with the result that the Guru with three other survivors was able to escape during the following night. While there is no unanimity over the names of the martyrs of Muktsar and Chamkaur Sahib, the five Muktas who comprised the first batch of Sikhs to receive amrit at the hands of the Panj Piare are given in Rahitnama by Bhai Daya Singh as Ram Singh, Fateh Singh, Deva Singh, Tahil Singh and Isar Singh. No other details of these five are available except that an old manuscript of Bhai Prahlad Singh's Rahitnama is said to contain a note associating Ram Singh and Deva Singh with the village of Bughiana, Tahil Singh and Isar Singh with Dall-Van and Fateh Singh with Kurdpur Mangat. According to Bhai Chaupa Singh, his Rahitnama or code of conduct was drafted by muktas. The text is said to have received Guru Gobind Singh's approval on 7 Jeth 1757 Bk / 5 May 1700. It appears that the title of mukta was bestowed subsequently also on persons other than the original five. The number of muktas is recorded variously in old Sikh texts. For instance, Kesar Singh Chhibbar, Bansavallnama Dasan Patshahlan Ka, mentions 14, and Kuir Singh, gurbilas Patshahi X, 25.

But muktas universally celebrated in the Sikh tradition are the forty martyrs of Muktsar who earned this title by sacrificing their lives for the Guru and who redeemed their past apostasy of having disowned the Guru and deserted him driven to desperation by the prolonged siege of Anandpur by the hill chiefs and Mughal forces by having their disclaimer torn by the Guru. They were led by Mai Bhago and Mahan Singh Brar.

source = http://www.sikh-history.com/sikhhist/warriors/index.html

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Shayari / Re: ਕੁੜੀਆਂ
« on: March 02, 2012, 11:13:32 PM »
lol jogi vadiya likheya
but its not the same everywhere
bahute gharan ch changiyan v hundiyan ne
jediyan saara kamm kaar aap saambhdiyan ne

22 ji mein phelan keha te hegga ke sariyan kurian lai nahi hegga uppor parro....te eh mein ni likhia 22 ji, mein jadd app likhda huna apne signature sign karda huna :loll:

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Shayari / Re: ਕੁੜੀਆਂ
« on: March 02, 2012, 10:57:29 PM »
Excuses
thonu ki excuse lagga ehde vich ?? :wait:

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