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ਜਵਾਨੀ ਦੀ ਦਹਲੀਜ਼ ਤੇ ਮਾਰ ਕੇ ਸਰਕਾਰ ਨੇ ਜਸ਼ਨ ਕੀਤਾ ,
ਝੂਠੇ ਪੁਲਿਸ ਮੁਕਾਬਲੇ ਬਣਾ ਕੇ ਸਾਨੂ ਮਾਰੇਯਾ ਗਿਆ,
ਕਿਤੇ ਜੀਪਾ ਕਿਤੇ ਘੋੜੇਆ ਨਾਲ ਬੰਨ ਕੇ ਸਾਨੂ ਪਾੜੇਯਾ ਗਿਆ ,
ਗੋਲੀ ਮਾਰੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਸੀ ਸਾਨੂ ਬੁੱਲੇਟ ਦੀ ਆਵਾਜ਼ ਤੇ ,
ਸ੍ਟਾਰ ਵਧ ਗਏ ਸੀ ਮੋਡੇ ਉੱਤੇ ਸਾਹਬ ਦੇ ,
ਇਸੇ ਕਰਕੇ ਹੀ ਏ.ਕੇ 47 ਨੂ ਹਥ ਪਾਯਾ ਗਿਆ ਏ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਖਾੜਕੂ ਬਣੇ ਨਹੀ ਸਾਨੂ ਬਨਾਯਾ ਗਿਆ ਏ.

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Shayari / Re: ਯਾਦਾਂ,,,
« on: May 17, 2012, 07:39:44 PM »
Wadiya likhiya 22 ji  =D>

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Shayari / Re: Dekh Kise Nu
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:55:08 PM »
Mere Amal karn da ki faida.......Net te thori pata lagda koun kehrian gallan te amal karda.....real vich pata lagda....kadde takri ta appe pata lagg ju  :mean:

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Shayari / Re: Dekh Kise Nu
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:47:47 PM »
hhmm... nice lines ne...but kon kon amal karda ehna gallan te...sab kuch na ni ho sakda eda da
phelan ta thanwad tusi vi muho "nice" shabd kadiya kamli ji...:loll:, baki mein bilkul sehmat ah ke ajj kal bht ghat lok ehna gallan te jakeen karde ne, par haje vi hegge ne jakeen karn wale :hehe:

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Shayari / Dekh Kise Nu
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:40:58 PM »
Dekh Kisse Val Aeve Sadhida Nai Hunda,
Apneya De Naal Kaade Ladhida Nai Hunda,

Majloom Utte Hunda Julam Dekh Kade Jarri Da Nai Hunda,
Jhoothe De Haq Vich Aaan Kade Khadida Nai Hunda,
Sach Deya Rahhan Vich Kaande Nae Ta Bahut Bhanve,
Par Sach Bolne Toh Kadi Darida Nai Hunda,
Duniya De Vich Lakha Dhongi Guru Banne Firde Nae,
Par Ik Malak Sacche De Bina Sir Neeva Kisse Agghe Karida Nai Hunda,
Bharosa Sadha Uss Sacche Malak Utte Rakhida,
Smaa Maada Aaya Dekh Honsle Ni Aeve Kade Harida Nai Hunda,
Maut Ta Akheeri Aouni Saareya Nu Ik Din
Par BUJDILI Di Maut Marida Nai Hunda,
BUJDILA Vangu Marida Nai Hunda

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Oye tere!
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:34:28 PM »
te mera chaata eda ni haiga :he:
ki pata wig layi hove :he:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Oye tere!
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:28:25 PM »
hahahaha :laugh: :laugh: ....lagda tu aa indian spiderman
Na ji mein inna lamba ni hegga :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Oye tere!
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:22:10 PM »
patang ta india udaunde hunde ne..te india kade spiderman suneya nahi ... lol
Mein ta ithe vi aduna huna India to Leya ke :hehe:
Ah kamli ji tusi ne Indian Spiderman nal nachde ke menu bhuleka peya :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Oye tere!
« on: May 17, 2012, 06:10:32 PM »
Je thonu kadde spider man takriya te, idda pecha la ke wadd sakde ah  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Knowledge / Re: Satyameva Jayate Nawanshahr (Punjab)
« on: May 17, 2012, 03:23:10 PM »
hahahhaha veere aa gal to mainu aapna sarkari school vala master yaad aa geya....ik vaar sade school aa geya...ohdro sada sir paja aave......kehande c "class ch vad javo...DC aa geya DC :hehe: "
hahaha....Jagge Daku wali Dehshat sigge DC di :hehe:

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Knowledge / Re: Satyameva Jayate Nawanshahr (Punjab)
« on: May 17, 2012, 02:57:10 PM »
sahi gal aa jogi veere...ohdo ta sarkari kam karvaun da najara aa janda c....eda kam krde c jida private wale krde hunde aa,,,,jama sidhe hoge c sab :he:
sahi gal 22....Raule pe jandi sigge DC agiya oye DC :hehe:

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Knowledge / Re: Satyameva Jayate Nawanshahr (Punjab)
« on: May 17, 2012, 02:49:03 PM »
ohhh vaise aa dc bhala khatrnaak c.....rishwat ni lainda c koi v jdo eda charge hunda c NSR ch....aajkal pta ni kaun aa DC SBS Nagar ch :lost:
sahi gal 22, par ohne sudar bht kitta :okk:...ajjkal da menu vini pata :dnk:

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Knowledge / Re: Satyameva Jayate Nawanshahr (Punjab)
« on: May 17, 2012, 02:34:37 PM »
Mein ahi video post karn lagga si :hehe:......nahi reesan Nawanshahr diyan  =D>

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Jokes Majaak / Chidi
« on: May 17, 2012, 02:20:33 PM »
Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha.....
kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai ....
usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha....
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shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr... :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Interviewer nd applicant
« on: May 17, 2012, 02:37:23 AM »
Interviewer: There are 50 bricks
on an aeroplane. If u drop 1
outside. How many are left?
.
Applicant: That's easy, 49.
.
Interviewer: What are the three
steps to put an elephant into a
fridge?
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Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the
elephant in. Close the fridge
.
Interviewer: What are the four
steps to put a deer into the
fridge?
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Applicant: Open the fridge. Take
the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
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Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all
animals are there except one,
why?
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Applicant: Because the deer is in
the fridge.
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Interviewer: How does an old
woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
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Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the
lion's birthday
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Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died.
Why?
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Applicant: Er.......I guess she
drowned?
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Interviewer: No! She was hit by
the brick fallen frm the aeroplane.
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You may leave now.  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / World's best feeling
« on: May 17, 2012, 02:29:52 AM »
The World's Best Feeling comes
When we Friends see a
Wonderful Question paper
in the Examination Hall &
Smile at each other saying."



"UDD GAYE" "UDD GAYE"  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Rooh Afza
« on: May 17, 2012, 02:22:34 AM »
glass torhde bachiyan nu bewe da response
Bewe - torh deo kanjro, saare e torh deo, ik v naa chhaddeyo
kal nu jdon thode sauhre aaunge...ohna nu rooh afza kauliyan ch paa ke deu  :D: :D:


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Lyrics / Jogi by Gurdas Mann
« on: May 16, 2012, 06:24:39 PM »
Baal Naath De Tille Ton Jogi Banke Nikle Saan
Kyun Choori Diyan Galan Karke Mann Lalchaundi en
Jaah Chup Karke Turja Jogi Jogi Hunde Ne
Kyun Sheran Diyan….
Kyun Sappan Diyan….
Kyun Naagan Diyan Khudan Agge Been Bajaundi En
Mast Rehn De Mauj Len De Nangeyan Sadhan Nu
Kyun Sheran Diyan Akhan De Vich Akhan Paundi en
Kehda Takhat Hazara
Kehdi Heer Siyaalan De
Kyun Jogi Da Bhuleya Picha
Yaad Karaundi En
Jogi, Bhogi, Jaan Phir Rogi
Aape Dasde Ni
Marjaane Nu Kehda Maan Banauna Chaundi En

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Jokes Majaak / Reality of Santa Banta
« on: May 16, 2012, 04:45:26 PM »
Truth about jokes on 'Santa Banta' When you are laughing on the jokes that mentioning 'Santa Banta', you are made to laugh on the Heros of Sikh community who punished the cruel lady Indira Gandhi who gage the orders of 'Sikh Holocaust' to attack 'Shri Harminder Sahib in 1984. Santa Banta has been created to disgrace the Heroic image of Brave Soldiers Shaheed Satwant Singh and Shaheed Beant Singh. To tarnish their image in particular and the Sikh Community as a whole 'Santa Banta' was formed. So please Wake Up Now, as we are sleeping against this issue from last 27 Years and laughing at us own, stand against the jokes which are demolishing the high repute of Sikh Soldiers and making them just a object of laugh. (source Facebook)

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Shayari / ਉਹ ‘ਯਾਰ’ ਹੈ ਨਹੀਂ
« on: May 16, 2012, 04:38:51 PM »
ਗਲਤੀ ਮੁਆਫ਼ ਨਾ ਕਰੇ ਉਹ ‘ਰੱਬ’ ਕਾਹਦਾ,
ਉਹ ‘ਬੰਦਾ’ ਨਹੀਂ ਜੋ ਗੁਣਾ ਗਾਰ ਹੈ ਨਹੀਂ

ਵਾਰ ਪਿੱਠ ਤੇ ਕਰੇ ਉਹ ‘ਸੂਰਮਾਂ’ ਨਹੀਂਓ,
ਤੇ ਔਖੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਨਾ ਖੜੇ ਉਹ ‘ਯਾਰ’ ਹੈ ਨਹੀਂ

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