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1961
« on: January 01, 2012, 01:34:07 AM »
LOVE is not to say,
But to understand..
LOVE is not to show,
But to feel inside..
... ...
LOVE is not to find faults,
But to make the best..
LOVE is not to demand,
But to sacrifice..
LOVE is not to hurt,
But to take care of..
LOVE is not blind,
But it doesn't need to see..
1962
« on: January 01, 2012, 01:19:43 AM »
Munda - Bapu ajj meri gf da b'day
aa ,,,,
ki dewa main ohnu ??..
Bapu - wekhan ch kiwe aa
kudi ??......
Munda- jma bumb aa......;)
Bapu - mera no. de de
ohnu..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1963
« on: January 01, 2012, 01:14:44 AM »
aadat puwa ti chandri ni manu chunndi deya yaaran ne :D: :D: :D:
Sahi Gal eh 22
1964
« on: December 31, 2011, 11:24:21 PM »
1965
« on: December 31, 2011, 11:03:59 PM »
ਬੱਕਰੀਆਂ ਕਪਾਹ ਚ ਤੇ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਵਿਆਹ 'ਚ.................. ਪੂਰਾ ਚਾਮ੍ਲੀਆਂ ਹੁੰਦੀਆ___ :laugh:
1966
« on: December 31, 2011, 11:00:56 PM »
Loki kehnde aa daaru peen naal bnda hauli hauli mrda hai..
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Fer ki hoya???
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Kaahli kinu hai......
1967
« on: December 31, 2011, 10:44:48 PM »
Bari barsi khatan gea si khatt khatt k leyandi loi
nee puthe sidhe wala waliye
tere to dasvi (10th) paas na hoi
1968
« on: December 31, 2011, 10:39:02 PM »
SIR:-ROCKY tumhare saare ans galat hai
ROCKY:-kamaal karte ho sir ji marks hi to maang rahe hay,
pyar se de do warna thappad maar ke bhi le sakte hay....!
SIR:- Battamiz..!!!
ROCKY:-Battamiz se yaad aya sir aapke pitaji kaise hay???
SIR:-nikal ja class se..!!!
ROCKY:-Chup-chap marks de do warna ans sheet may itne ched
karunga ki confuz ho jaoge ki fail kahan likhe aur zero kahaan
likhe.....
HUD HUD DABAANGGG.....!!!
1969
« on: December 31, 2011, 10:33:14 PM »
ਅੱਧੀ ਰਾਤ ਨੂੰ ਇੱਕ ਸੁਪਨਾ ਆਣ ਖਲੋ ਜਾਂਦਾਂ,
ਫਿਰ ਸੌਣਾ ਵੀ ਔਖਾ ਹੋ ਜਾਦਾਂ
ਪਿਆਰ ਉਹਦੇ ਦਾ ਸਰੂਰ ,
ਮੇਰੀ ਨਸ ਨਸ ਨੂੰ ਮੋਹ ਜਾਦਾਂ
ਸੌਹ ਰੱਬ ਦੀ ਪਿਆਰ ਕੀਤਾ ਨੀ ਜਾਦਾਂ,
ਪਿਆਰ ਤਾਂ ਆਪਣੇ ਆਪ ਹੀ ਹੋ ਜਾਦਾਂ
1970
« on: December 31, 2011, 10:18:08 PM »
A Girl Removed Her Jeans, Threw It At Her Boyfriend And Said
"MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE"
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Boy Removed His Jeans, Threw It At The Girl And Said
"Wash Both The Jeans"
:laugh: :laugh:
1971
« on: December 31, 2011, 10:10:16 PM »
ਮੈ ਤੌੜ ਲੈਂਦਾ ਜੇ ਤੰੂ ਗੁਲਾਬ ਹੁੰਦੀ
ਮੈ ਜਵਾਬ ਬਣਦਾ ਜੇ ਤੂੰ ਸਵਾਲ ਹੁੰਦੀ
ਮੈ ਨੀਂਦ ਕਦੇ ਨਾ ਤੌੜਦਾ ਜੇ ਤੂੰ ਖੁਅਾਬ ਹੁੰਦੀ
ਲੋਕ ਕਿਹੰਦੇ ਨੇ ਕੀ ਮੈ ਸੋਫੀ ਹਾਂ,ਪਰ ਪੀ ਲੈਂਦਾ ਜੇ ਤੂੰ ਸਰਾਬ ਹੁੰਦੀ
1972
« on: December 31, 2011, 10:00:13 PM »
Bullet wala activa vali nu :-Kade bullet chalaya?
Activa vali tez karke agge chaligyi
Bullet wala fer brabar aake puchda :- Kade Bullet chalaya?
Agge ja k bullet vaale da accident ho janda hai,
Activa vali - Aaya maza??
Munda : "bandariye tahin ta puchyaa c je chalaya hai tan dasde breakan kithe ne"
1973
« on: December 31, 2011, 09:57:20 PM »
SHOUNK kalla MUNDEYAN nu nhi hunda AKKHAN sekan da
KUDIYAN de vich v CRAZE hunda MUNDEYAN nu dekhan da :pagel: :pagel:
1974
« on: December 31, 2011, 09:53:57 PM »
na karin kise te bhrosa oh dila...
oh tere bhrose de layk nhi...
apne ap te bhrosa karin... boht hai..
koi hor tere etbar de layak nhi....
:13: :13: :13: :13: :13: :13:
1975
« on: December 31, 2011, 09:50:08 PM »
ਮੁੰਡਾ : ਜਦੋ ਤੋ ਤੇਨੂ ਦੇਖੀਆ ਰਾਤ ਨੂ ਨੀਂਦ ਨਹੀ ਆਉਂਦੀ...
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ਕੁੜੀ : ਚਲ ਝੂਠਾ......
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ਮੁੰਡਾ : ਨਹੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਸੋਹ ਲੱਗੇ ਸਾਰੀ ਰਾਤ ਡਰ
ਲਗੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਰਿਹੰਦਾ .......
X_X X_X X_X X_X
1976
« on: December 31, 2011, 09:40:51 PM »
How to Make a girl Happy?
It's not at all difficult
U only need to be
1. A friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Mechanic8. Decorator
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312. Good listener
313. Organizer
314. Good boyfriend
315. Very clean
316. Sympathetic
317. Athletic
318. Warm
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1054. Courageous
1055. Determined
1056. True
1057. Intelligent
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10014. Pest exterminator
10015. Psychiatrist
10016. Healer
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3110010. Stylist
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Do this & they'll surely think about giving a smile...:) :)
How to Make a boy Happy?
1. Smile de do bachare nu mitti ch liitda fiiru :excited: :excited:
1977
« on: January 11, 2011, 09:05:20 PM »
"coat"-- ajj kal thand vi kafii eh
1978
« on: January 11, 2011, 07:45:01 PM »
Putt Bapu nu- "Bapu Daru na piya kar"
Bapu- "kaka pee lain de naal hor ki lai jana"
Putt- "Je es tarah hi khanda pinda reha tan tu chad ke v kuch nai jana..!
1979
« on: January 11, 2011, 07:17:29 PM »
An excellent article, thank you for sharing. 8->
22 ji thank you for reading.
1980
« on: January 11, 2011, 06:34:25 PM »
Cool :cooll:
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