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Shayari / Re: saada andaaz
« on: July 12, 2011, 10:48:35 PM »
Ma pleasure !! (:

962
PJ Games / Re: ****ASK the above person to do something for you****
« on: July 12, 2011, 08:29:58 PM »
lool o naa veer mei ta shy guy aa :loll:

963
PJ Games / Re: How many GF/BF does the person above you have?
« on: July 12, 2011, 08:14:05 PM »
3

964
Gup Shup / Re: your love status?
« on: July 12, 2011, 08:13:41 PM »
still single  :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: saanu dekh k lok  :shutup: kehdende aa :D: :D: :D:

965
PJ Games / Re: ****ASK the above person to do something for you****
« on: July 12, 2011, 08:11:08 PM »
log book hi bharde  :D: :D: :D: :D:

966
Fun Time / wat is maths
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:46:08 PM »
Teacher: What is MATHS??

Student: Mental Attack to Students!!! :D:

967
Love Pyar / SPOILED relations are more painful
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:42:46 PM »
Big fights usually break RELATIONS,
but MINOR
misunderstandings..
Spoil RELATIONS..
And the fact is..
SPOILED relations are more painful than broken ones..!

968
Fun Time / A girl can break any kind of relationship
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:40:29 PM »
The best relation ever is between two eyes
“They blink together”
“Move together”
“Cry together”
“See together”
&
“Sleep together”
STILL
“they never see each other directly”
BUT
“When they see a girl”
One will blink and Other will not..!
“Moral of the story”
A girl can break any kind of relationship.

969
naaaaaaa nai ptaa j spam hon giaa ta aapi delete kar den ge aapa nu ki  :loll:

970
Jokes Majaak / yestrday u and me wr togethe
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:37:37 PM »
yestrday u and me wr togethe
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting
in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL
&
ME
CHECKING
U.

971
News Khabran / Re: Fat newborn child - 7.25kg
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:34:34 PM »
lo yea

972
Shayari / Re: saada andaaz
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:34:01 PM »
chand sikon mein Bikney Waly Our honge
Jao ja kr khreed lo uno
Ham Qeemat Se Nahen, Qismat Se Mila Krty Hain...

973
Love Pyar / Most relationships fail not bcoz of da absence of love.
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:32:21 PM »
Most relationships fail
not bcoz of da absence of
love.
Love is always present,
it is jst dat,
1 loves 2 much
&
da other loves 2 many

974
Fun Time / God made us body parts for a reason.
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:29:21 PM »
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!

975
Fun Time / Once There Was A Admi
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:26:05 PM »
Once There Was A Admi. He Was Cutting Saag
With Daatri. He Saw A Wadda Sara Sapp. He
Began To Cry, Bachao, Bachao I Am Maring, Then
His Piyoo, Take A Sota And Kill The Sapp, When O
Gaya Nerrey, They Saw That Was Not A Sapp That
Was A Kala Rassa.
Moral:kuchh v Vekho ta Rola Pa deya kro

976
News Khabran / Re: Fat newborn child - 7.25kg
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:24:50 PM »
i wish k mera munda/kuri v guglo /gugli hove  :smile:

977
News Khabran / Re: Fat newborn child - 7.25kg
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:19:56 PM »
kinniguglo jhi huni aa nadia

978
Fun Time / chan te tera naam likh deva
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:18:51 PM »
Chan te likh deva nam tera, eh mera dil chahnda
a. Par...
Ik te mera hath uthe tak nahi janda a
Dusra, Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a.

979
Jokes Majaak / Banta takes interview of Santa for a job.
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:16:28 PM »
Banta takes interview of Santa for a
job.
Banta: Tell me opposite words of
these:
Banta: Good
Santa: Bad
Banta: Come
Santa: Go
Banta: Fast
Santa: Slowly
Banta: U-G-L-Y
Santa: P-I-C-H-H-L-I
Banta: Shut up
Santa: Keep talking
Banta: Get out
Santa: Come in
Banta: Oh my God
Santa: Oh my devil
Banta: You are rejected oh ho
Santa: I am selected bale bale

980
Fun Time / baba ji da dera bohot chamatkari hai
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:14:28 PM »
baba ji da dera bohot chamatkari hai
Sach jano, jo v koi buri niyat rakhda ae jalke bhasam ho janda ae
Salman uthe gaya te bhasam ho geya.
Hrithik v bhasam ho geya.
Malika uthe gayi te anarth ho geya...
Baba aap hi jalke bhasam ho geya

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