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Jokes Majaak / yamla as a examiner

« on: September 19, 2011, 03:52:33 PM »

gagan te supreet paper den gye..
Examiner (yamla) Bahut sakhat c...

cheating nai karn dinda c....

supreet ne parchi likh k examiner nu ditti,,,,
Examiner (yamla) chup karke apni kursi te baith gaya...

gagan- Yaar ki likh k ditta c, pehla tan baithda nahi c??

supreet - Mai likh k ditta k SIR G pichon pent paati hoi hai.

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Jokes Majaak / yamel di besti

« on: September 19, 2011, 03:30:22 PM »

yamla...:Do You LIke me ? :-)

Girl : NO :-/

yamla gets sad..

Girl : WHy R u sAd ??

yamla.. : Coz u dnt lyk me

grl : u Nvr Asked if i Luv you :-/

yamla... : Aww .. DO u Love me ♥♥ ??

Girl : LOL NO !

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Jokes Majaak / yamla as a teacher

« on: September 19, 2011, 03:26:42 PM »

yamla jatt : Fast faster fastest
-is nu punjabi vich dso

supreet singh : bhaj....tej bhaj....teri bhen di saleya hor
tej bhaj... :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Re: Thokran ta Lagdiyan duniyan sari nu

« on: September 19, 2011, 03:21:39 PM »

thnx sanjna

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Shayari / Thokran ta Lagdiyan duniyan sari nu

« on: September 19, 2011, 03:10:15 PM »

Thokran ta Lagdiyan duniyan sari nu,,
Banda O jo jarr jaave

unj ta Aakhe har koi Main Soorma,,,
Banda O jo auokhe wele khadd jaave,,

Marrde Gabru Sohaniyan Mutyaaran te,,,
Gabru O jiss te Mutyaar aap Marr jaave,,

jehare Lagg ke piche Apni janaani de Dhaka dinde Maapyan nu
O Gabru nakk dob ke marr jaave

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Jokes Majaak / Re: chawal te marasi vich farak...

« on: September 17, 2011, 10:33:38 PM »

Yamio jaldi jaldi vadda ho ja ,,,, Teri saare seep laa dinde aa

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Jokes Majaak / Re: supreet propose a gal

« on: September 16, 2011, 10:50:12 AM »

: ..

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Jokes Majaak / supreet propose a gal

« on: September 16, 2011, 08:23:40 AM »

Girl :- Koun Ho Tum ?

supreet :- Hasrat Tumhari..

Girl :- Dekhte Kya Ho ?

supreet :- Surat Tumhari..
...
Girl :- Karte Kya Ho ?

supreet :- Pooja Tumhari.

Girl :- Kafir Ho Kya ?

supreet :- Jo Bhi Samjho..

Girl :- Chahte Kya Ho ?
supreet :- Mohabbat Tumhari..

Girl :- Pachtayoge Tum ?

supreet:- Kismat Hamari..

Girl :- Shadi Shuda Hu Mein

supreet :- Pahla Bhonk pendi

Manhus Naari.. :D: :D: :D:

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Fun Time / Re: bored at work

« on: September 15, 2011, 01:17:25 PM »

o uda munde kise di video aa menu ta gauna v ni onda

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Fun Time / Re: bored at work

« on: September 15, 2011, 01:00:48 PM »

noooooooooooo

...


asian fusion 2008

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Fun Time / bored at work

« on: September 15, 2011, 12:55:31 PM »


at work boreddd!!!!

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Shayari / Jigri DOST mere umra layi dukh manaunge.

« on: September 14, 2011, 09:58:11 PM »

Aj hsde khed de
han kde din maut
vale v aounge

Akhri wkt ch
apne begane sb
yad aounge

Kuch yaran d yaari
yad auogi kuch de
dokhe staunge

Kuj ne vain paune
te kuj meri maut
da jshn manounge

Kuj ta dilo dukhi
honge pr kuj Riti-riwaj
hi nibaunge

Dina ch mainu bhul
jana batherean ne

Jigri DOST mere
umra layi dukh
manaunge.

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Jokes Majaak / ginzy ik vadda mujrim hai

« on: September 13, 2011, 12:59:14 AM »

ਪੁਲਸ ਵਾਲਾ ਮੁਜਰਿਮ (ginzy) ਨੂੰ ਕੁੱਟੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਸੀ..........
ਤੇ ਉਹਦੇ ਤੇ ਝੂਠੇ ਕੇਸ ਪਾਉਣ ਨੂੰ ਫਿਰਦਾ ਸੀ ,

ਐਨੀ ਦੇਰ ਨੂੰ ਪੁਲਸ ਵਾਲੇ ਦੇ ਘਰੋਂ ਫੋਨ ਆਇਆ ਕਿ ਉਸਦੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਹੋਇਆ roll
ਫੋਨ ਸੁਣ ਕੇ ਪੁਲਸ ਵਾਲੇ ਨੇ ਸਾਰਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ
ਖੁਸ਼ਖਬਰੀ ਸੁਣਾਈ .....

ਮੁਜਰਿਮ (ginzy) ਨੇ ਗੁੱਸੇ ਚ
ਰੌਲਾ ਪਾਉਣਾ ਸ਼ੁਰੂ ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤਾ
ਪਾ ਦੇ.... ਪਾ ਦੇ.... ਇਹ ਕੇਸ ਵੀ ਹੁਣ ਮੇਰੇ
ਤੇ ਹੀ ਪਾ ਦੇ

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