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Jokes Majaak / supreet propose a gal
« on: October 03, 2011, 12:54:16 AM »

"I luv u, I was in luv with u
from the 1st time i saw u.
I can do anything 4 u.
U are my first and last
wish.
U r evrything 4 me.
I wish we marry and live
happily4evr.
Please don't say no to me.
U r my life from Now."
kuri :- "veere!
Mainu angreji ni aundi

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Shayari / KISMAT NAAL MILDA HAI
« on: October 03, 2011, 12:19:25 AM »
Ik Ma da PYAR , Dooji Peo di Fittkaar

~ ~KISMAT NAAL MILDi HAI~ ~

ik BaaNI DA khumaar TE Dooja Rub te itbaar

~ ~KISMAT NAAL MILDA HAI~ ~

Ik MA di isha, Dooja Punjabi virsa

~ ~KISMAT NAAL MILDA HAI~ ~

IK RUB VERGA YAAR,DOOJA OHNA DA PYAR

~ ~KISMAT NAAL MILDA HAI~ ~

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Shayari / ਜਿਹੜਾ ਹਸ ਕੇ ਬੋਲਾਵੇ ਉਹਦਾ ਹੋ ਲਈ ਦਾ!!!
« on: October 03, 2011, 12:16:43 AM »
ਕਦੇ ਹਸ ਲਈ ਦਾ ਕਦੇ ਰੋ ਲਈ ਦਾ .........

ਆਇਆ ਅਖ ਵਿਚ ਹੰਜੂ ਲਕੋ ਲਈ ਦਾ .........

ਜਿਹੜਾ ਸਮਝੇ ਬੇਗਾਨਾ ਉਹਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਕੀ ਯਾਰਾਨਾ ....

ਜਿਹੜਾ ਹਸ ਕੇ ਬੋਲਾਵੇ ਉਹਦਾ ਹੋ ਲਈ ਦਾ!!!!!!

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Shayari / Khouna vi nhi Chaounde , Per Ohnu pa vi nhi Sakde
« on: October 03, 2011, 12:13:40 AM »
Tenu Jitt vi sakde Nhi, Tenu mull vi lai Sakde nhi


~ ~ Tu ki Hai sadde Lyi eh keh vi hunda nhi ~ ~

Door houna vi Auokha ah, Nerre aa vi nhi sakde

~ ~ Khouna vi nhi Chaounde , Per Ohnu pa vi nhi Sakde

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Jokes Majaak / supreet 's new style
« on: October 02, 2011, 08:21:54 PM »
supreet – I love you..

Girl – But I don’t

supp – Think again.

Girl – No I don’t

supreet – Waiter Bill alag alag lana

Girl – I love u, I love u, Keh to rahi hu, tum bhi bura maan jate ho:PPlol

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Jokes Majaak / yamla ji in science lab
« on: October 02, 2011, 08:13:42 PM »
yamlio science lab mai MAKHI par test kar raha tha
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hayer saab MAKHI ka pankh tod ke Bola udd ja
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Par MAKHI nahi uddi
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yamla - Toh iss se yeh PROOF huya ke agar MAKHI ke pankh tod diye jaye to woh SUNN nahi sakti   :loll: :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / complete besti
« on: October 02, 2011, 08:05:56 PM »
HUSBAND: Ye tumne kesa khana
banaya hai bilkul GOBAR
jesa ?????????? ;O .
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WIFE: hai oye merya RABBA ! es kanjar
ne ta har ik cheej hi khaadi hoi aa...

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Jokes Majaak / ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਪੋੰ-ਪੋੰ ਵਜਾਦੇ
« on: October 02, 2011, 07:43:11 PM »
ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਇਕ ਬੇਬੇ ਨੇ GT ROAD TE ਬਸ ਰੁਕਵਾ ਲ਼ੀ
ਕੰਡਾਕਟਰ- ਬੇਬੇ ਕਿਥੇ ਜਾਣਾ ?
ਬੇਬੇ- ਵੇ ਪੁੱਤ ਮੈਂ ਤਾ ਕੀਤੇ ਨੀ ਜਾਣਾ,

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ਮੇਰਾ ਪੋਤਾ ਰੋਂਦਾ ਸੀ
. ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਪੋੰ-ਪੋੰ ਵਜਾਦੇ..................

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Jokes Majaak / Re: marjana gill to his wife
« on: October 02, 2011, 07:40:16 PM »
ohh oki oki i dunn wana argue on tat ,,be easy

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Jokes Majaak / gagan kainth on road
« on: October 02, 2011, 07:38:24 PM »
 gagan kainth nu road te chalde chaalde ik pathar milyaa,,,,,

Uss te likhyaa c k iss nu flipp kro ge ta Kuch BANN jaoge,,,,,,

kainth saab ne naal hi flipp karta,,,,,

dusri side te likhya c k ........
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bandar !!!  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: marjana gill to his wife
« on: October 02, 2011, 07:31:45 PM »
gill saab ta darge nd cc eh ik bad example v aa .. lok hindu relgion j follow karn ta :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / marjana gill to his wife
« on: October 02, 2011, 07:26:28 PM »
marjana gill:Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi...

gill's Wife : To ?

gill saab: To M 2 shadiya or kar sakta hu...

Wife : Soch lo Dropadi k 5 pati the....

marjana gill : Jst Joking Yar....

Dil par le gyi tu to..           :woried: :woried: :woried: :woried:

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Lyrics / Re: Khand Mishri
« on: October 01, 2011, 09:58:28 PM »
nyc yaa bohat

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Jokes Majaak / Re: a gal propose marjana gill
« on: October 01, 2011, 08:59:03 PM »
Quote from: ~Marjana Gill~ on October 01, 2011, 08:53:36 PM
bas bas noor ehna ni hasna :hehe:
gill saab  :wait:  set aa ??? :D: :D: :D: k kasar reh gi aje  :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: a gal propose marjana gill
« on: October 01, 2011, 12:50:32 AM »
yh man :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: a gal propose marjana gill
« on: October 01, 2011, 12:44:44 AM »
 
Quote from: ~Marjana Gill~ on October 01, 2011, 12:40:34 AM
marja kameene bandea :hehe: bejti karayi jana
:superhappy: :superhappy:   veere eh ta izzat  kiti o aa   :happy:   

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Jokes Majaak / a gal propose marjana gill
« on: October 01, 2011, 12:34:29 AM »
a girl to marjana gill- Mera shona,,,, Mena Mona...Mera guglu muglu..Mithu.. Mera bacha ...Mera baby
Wud u marry me,baby????

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gill saab-dear r u tryin 2 propose me or adopt me???

                                              :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Jo Bhulde he Na houn Ta Ohna nu Yaad Ki Kriye
« on: October 01, 2011, 12:17:24 AM »
Jadd mill gya Sab kuj ta Faryaad ki kriye ,

 Jad khud hoye Barbaad ta Aabaad ki kriye

O kehande Tusi Cheete nhi Karde Sannu ,

 Per Jo Bhulde he Na houn Ta Ohna nu Yaad Ki Kriye

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Religous Videos / Re: KHALISTAN
« on: October 01, 2011, 12:11:39 AM »
Jwaani di dehleez te maar ke Sarkaar ne jashan keta~ ~
Joothe Police Muqaable bnaa ke maarya gya ~ ~ Kitte Jeepa te Kitte ghourre(hourse) Naal Bann ke paadya gya* *
Goli Maari jaandi C Bullet di Awaaz te ~ ~ Star vadh gye C Modhe
ute Sahib de
. . .ise Karke he A.K. 47 NU hath paya gya ah~ ~
Asi Khaadku nhi Sannu Banaaya gya ah
Khalistan Zindabaad

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Jokes Majaak / cool gagan kainth at beach
« on: September 29, 2011, 07:40:13 PM »
Gagan was sitting at a beach

GS: R u relaxing?
Gagan : No, I'm Gagan kainth.

supreet: R u relaxing?
Gagan: No, I'm Gagan kainth .

Gagan left that place in anger  :angr: &
asks a man lying nearby: R u relaxing?

Man: Ya..

Gagan gives a slap&says: Salea Tenu sare labbhi jande aa te tu itthe lamma peyaa

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