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Fun Time / Once a boy was smoking at airport
« on: June 25, 2011, 04:28:57 PM »


Girl : din mein kitni cigrt peete ho ??

Boy : why ??

Girl: Agar ab tak cigrt par kharch kiye hue paise bachate tyo saamne khari car tumhari hoti...

Boy: Aap cigrt peeti ho ??

Girl : Nooooo

Boy: Thanks for the advice ,,, wo car meri hi hai...
 
Note : "ZYADA LECTURE DENE SE BEIZZTI HO JAATI HAI "

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Fun Time / Thought of the day
« on: June 25, 2011, 04:26:19 PM »


Any woman can be HOT......

Bas

Dekhne wale ki nazar buri honi chahiye... !!

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Jokes Majaak / G to his wife
« on: June 25, 2011, 04:23:49 PM »
g apni car k do tyres khol raha tha...

Wife- Pahiye Q khol rhe ho ji ??

G - Anpadh gawaar aurat, saamne dekh kya likha hai..

"PARKING FOR 2 WHEELER ONLY"

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Fun Time / Re: ik mere dil di wish
« on: June 25, 2011, 10:14:01 AM »
ji ji veer ji bilkul :smile:

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Fun Time / Re: ik mere dil di wish
« on: June 25, 2011, 09:48:26 AM »
lolzzz
hhahahhahahaha nyc nyc  hahha jitho gadi lai c keh dena c oh brand di naddi v bana do lol

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Fun Time / Re: ik mere dil di wish
« on: June 25, 2011, 08:58:42 AM »
na veeeer ,, jidda di gaddi te oda di naddi  :loll:

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Fun Time / Re: ਇਮਾਨਦਾਰੀ ਨਾਲ ਦੱਸਿਓ!!
« on: June 25, 2011, 08:56:59 AM »
 :loll:

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Fun Time / sarpanch lyi do lines
« on: June 25, 2011, 08:53:13 AM »
ਬੜਾ ਰੋਹਬ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਕੁੜੀਏ ਅੱਖ ਲਾਲ ਦਾ
ਐਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਨੀ ਯਾਰ ਤੇਰਾ ਸ਼ੌਕੀ ਕਾਲੇ ਮਾਲ ਦਾ ....

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Fun Time / Re: ik mere dil di wish
« on: June 25, 2011, 08:45:21 AM »
thnx guyzzzzzzzzzzz :hug:

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Fun Time / ਇਮਾਨਦਾਰੀ ਨਾਲ ਦੱਸਿਓ!!
« on: June 25, 2011, 08:43:22 AM »
Whisky & Petrol Rates In Punjab---->
Chilled Beer==> 90 Rs.
Blender Pride==>500 Rs.
Petrol==>70 Rs.
--->ਸਾਲਾ ਹੁਣ ਨਾਂ ਤਾਂ ਬੰਦਾ ਦਾਰੂ ਪੀ ਸਕਦਾ ਤੇ ਨਾ ਹੁਣ ਗੇੜੀਆਂ ਮਾਰ ਸਕਦਾ_____ਲੋਲ ( :loll: )
......--->ਹੁਣ ਇਹ ਦੱਸੋ,,,ਤੋਨੂੰ ਕਿਸ ਚੀਜ ਦਾ ਜਿਆਦਾ ਅਫਸੋਸ ਆ,,,,,""ਦਾਰੂ ਮਹਿੰਗੀ ਹੋਣ ਦਾ"" ਜਾ ""ਪੈਟੋ੍ਲ ਦਾ"" ??


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Jokes Majaak / Jatt MAKES CALL TO AIR-PORT
« on: June 25, 2011, 08:33:02 AM »
Jatt MAKES CALL TO AIR-PORT & ASKED:

HOW LONG IS JOURNEY FROM
PUNJAB TO AMERICA??

......RECEPTIONIST:
1 SECOND, SIR!

Jatt DISCONNECT & SAYS:

"PEE K BETHI HY KAMINI"

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Jokes Majaak / Re: pendu te shehri kid ch difference
« on: June 25, 2011, 08:31:29 AM »
i mean to say tat saaaaare jaane apne apne frenzz nu kho k coment karn

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Jokes Majaak / pendu te shehri kid ch difference
« on: June 25, 2011, 08:29:55 AM »
ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਦੇ ਬੱਚੇ 20ਵੀਂ ਮੰਜਿਲ ਤੋਂ___
WoW wHat a View____

ਪਿੰਡ ਦੇ ਜਵਾਕ 20ਵੀਂ ਮੰਜਿਲ ਤੋਂ___
ਉਏ ਆਜੋ ਦੇਖੀਏ ਕੀਹਦਾ ਥੁੱਕ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਥੱਲੇ ਡਿੱਗਦਾ..

 like karoooooooooooo yaaarooooo....... te apne hor frnds nu bhi leke aao page te

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PJ Games / Re: Last textmessage that u received
« on: June 23, 2011, 10:46:24 PM »
" screw u " :blink:

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Sports Khelan / Re: Bodybuilder - Varinder Ghuman (Sher Punjabi)
« on: June 23, 2011, 10:43:33 PM »
Hun ki banegaaaaaaaaaaa esda  :wait:
hmm still in sky lol bt in past years he went through his bad times haha ,,worsest

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ptaa ni veer saare iko jhe hi aa
vote paaao saare janeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  jitan vale nu inaam dita jaauga

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Sports Khelan / Re: Bodybuilder - Varinder Ghuman (Sher Punjabi)
« on: June 23, 2011, 10:14:27 PM »
amli aa lolzzz eh ahhahaha ,,kartoot v ni chengi issdi ,,bad guy
"Varinder Ghuman" Sher Punjabi 2.wmv (By Amit rohi)

Song: Sadi Kaum Hai Sheran Di Sanu Kehnde Lok Punjabi - Manjit Pappu

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Jokes Majaak / Re: munde can neva change
« on: June 23, 2011, 08:23:30 PM »
o ye ye u knw very well

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Jokes Majaak / Re: munde can neva change
« on: June 23, 2011, 08:19:52 PM »
i am  :blink:

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Jokes Majaak / o2 di saali
« on: June 23, 2011, 05:33:10 PM »
o2: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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