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« on: October 15, 2011, 07:26:40 PM »
Dil nu pta si o zaroor ayegi,
Dil nu pta si o zaroor ayegi,
Par kade sochiya nhi si ke,
Surprise wich kambakht apne husband v naal layegi.
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« on: October 15, 2011, 07:21:18 PM »
Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu
Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal
Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde
:hehe:
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« on: October 15, 2011, 07:19:41 PM »
Asin sada ladaiyan ton dur rehnde...
Gandasi chal jaye tan hor gal ae..
Asin daru nu kadi hath ni launde...
sham dhal jaye tan hor gal ae..
Asin kadi koi kudi chhed-de nahi...
yaar ral jaan tan hor gal ae..
Asin pass hona tan kadi sikhya nahin...
Nakal chal jaye tan hor gal ae
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« on: October 15, 2011, 07:16:30 PM »
Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhan ae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich thaa karke..
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« on: October 15, 2011, 07:14:25 PM »
Sanu shonk ni lecture laon da,
Sadian Parchiyan naal sardarian ne,
Asi chalde lecture cho uth aonde,
Sadiyan Masternian de naal aarian ne,
Master v haal puch k langde ne,
Kade chori-2 daru-sharu mangde ne,
Hun master v sada Rob mande ne,
Canteen de pichche ja k sade kolon madam'a de number magde ne.
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« on: October 12, 2011, 11:40:20 AM »
Tu turgi ni ENGLAND kurre,
Yaaran de vajj gaye baind kurre,
Tu sochiya c yaar tabah ho gye,
Aethe aa k vekh yaaran de 2 viah ho gye....
Je mudke hun INDIA ayengi,
meri ghr wali ton chhitr khayengi,
tu socheya eh gallan mazak ne,
Aethe yaaran de 4 jwaak ne....
Tinku,Minku te Bholu te chote da na Zinky e,
Suneya teri kudi da na v Pinky e,
Chal humsfar na shi KUDAM-KUDMANI he ban jawange,
teri pinky naal apna Zinky putt veyanvange... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: October 12, 2011, 11:20:57 AM »
Supreet Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola !
ek Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai
Dukandar Ne Khol Di
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Phir Kaha ek 7-Up Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ne Khol Di
Phir Kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ne Khol Di
Phir Kaha ek Mountain Dew Ki Bottle Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ghusa Ho Gaya or bola: Tu Kon c Piyega?
Supreet: Bhaijaan Peeni To Koyi Nahi Bus Meino Aye Botlaan Di Thusss Thussss bari pasand hai :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: October 11, 2011, 01:08:03 PM »
Je gandhi na hunda,
tan asi sare hunde angrej.
Na bolde hindi-punjabi,
na hunde angreji ch fail.
Na hundi tension bahar jaan di,
hundi pounds naal bhari jeb.
Laende degree asi vi oxford ton,
na hundi PU vargi jail.
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« on: October 10, 2011, 06:12:42 PM »
supreet: Ye TV kitne ka hai ?
Salesman: Hum sardaro ko koi cheej nhi bechte.
supreet after 1 month clean shave hoke: ye TV kitne ka hai?
Salesman: Hum sardaro ko koi cheej nahi bechte
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supreet after 2 months full angrez banke: Whats the cost of this TV ?
Salesman: Hum sardaro ko koi cheej nahi bechte...
supreet: Tumhe kaise pata mai sardar hu ?
Salesman: Ye TV nahi OVEN hai.
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« on: October 10, 2011, 06:04:40 PM »
gagan:Teri halwai di dukaan aa yaar ,,tera kdi rasgulle khaan nu dil ni kita????
supreet :-
Bohat karda khaan nu dil yaar ,,ki kraa dady ji
... Rusgullay Ginn k rakh jande aa
choos k rakh dena
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« on: October 10, 2011, 05:59:27 PM »
supreet (on phone): Madam, my son
will not come to
school today.
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Madam: Who is speaking ?
supreet: My papa is Speaking !! (-_- )
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« on: October 08, 2011, 04:17:37 PM »
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« on: October 07, 2011, 08:48:42 PM »
supreet achank 2 Cigrates Peene laga
wife:Aj kal 2 cigrate pee rahe ho, Q?
supreet:dost ki yad aa rahi he,Ham 2ono sath petay thay,isleye 2 pee rha hn.
kuch din baad wo supreet 1 cigrate peene laga
wife:dost ko bhool gaye kya?
supreet:Arey nhi bewaqoof, mein ne cigrate chorr di HAI..
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« on: October 07, 2011, 08:40:00 PM »
A Man Jumpd into Water & Din Come Out
Anothr Man Jumped into Water & Din Come Out
kay pee the Scientst Was Watching. she concluded
"Now Humans r Soluble in Water"
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« on: October 07, 2011, 08:36:14 PM »
marjana gill: I LOVE U
Girl: I am Engaged & having a boyfriend and one affair
gill saab: Vekh lay,,,, teri bary meharbani hovy gi.... mainu v kidry Adjust kar lay...
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« on: October 07, 2011, 08:50:42 AM »
There was a time when girls used to cook like their MOTHER.
But now..??
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“They drink like their FATHER”
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« on: October 07, 2011, 08:32:41 AM »
Girl: soch rahi
hn America ghoom aaon ...
Kitne paise lagen ge?
marjana gill: koi b nai.
Girl:wo kese?
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gill saab: sochnay k paise nai
lagtay... :D: :D:
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« on: October 03, 2011, 11:12:32 PM »
16 ਤੋ 24 ਵਿੱਚ ਅੱਖ - ਕਿਸੇ ਦੀ ਹੋਈ ਦੀਵਾਨੀ ਮਾਰਦੀ,,,
ਲੜਾਈ ਦਾ ਕਾਰਨ ਅਕਸਰ ਸਹੇਲੀ ਕੋਈ ਬੇਗਾਨੀ ਮਾਰਦੀ ,,,,
ਬਾਹਮਣੀ ਨੂੰ ਪੱਟੇ ਆਦਤ ਕੋਕੇ ਦੀ - ਜੱਟੀ ਨੂੰ ਨਖਰਾ ਤੇ ਸੁਰਮੇਦਾਨੀ ਮਾਰਦੀ,,,,,,,
ਬੀਬੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਜੇ ਕਾਲਜ ਪੜਨ ਆ ਜਾਵਣ - ਤਾਂ ਕੋਈ ਸ਼ਿਲਪਾ, ਸ਼ਿਖਾ ਜਾਂ ਸ਼ਿਵਾਨੀ ਮਾਰਦੀ,,,,,,,,,
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« on: October 03, 2011, 10:36:53 PM »
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« on: October 03, 2011, 08:33:27 AM »
ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਸੋਹਣੀਆਂ tA ਬੜੀਆਂ nE bUt
ਕੀ ਕਰੀਏਂ AtTItuDE ਨਾਲ ਭਰੀਆਂ nE
muNdE ਵੀ aJJ kAL ਹੋ ਗਏ ਕੈਮ Aa aSsI ਮਰਦੇ ਇਹਨਾ ਤੇ kuDiyA ਦਾ ਇਹ vEhAm Aa
eH ਤਾ ਆਸ਼ਕੀ ਕਰਨ ਲਈ vEhLiyA nE ਪਰ sAdE ਕੋਲ kiThE ਇੰਨਾ ਟਾਇਮ Aa.
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