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« on: July 12, 2011, 07:42:46 PM »
Big fights usually break RELATIONS,
but MINOR
misunderstandings..
Spoil RELATIONS..
And the fact is..
SPOILED relations are more painful than broken ones..!
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« on: July 12, 2011, 07:40:29 PM »
The best relation ever is between two eyes
“They blink together”
“Move together”
“Cry together”
“See together”
&
“Sleep together”
STILL
“they never see each other directly”
BUT
“When they see a girl”
One will blink and Other will not..!
“Moral of the story”
A girl can break any kind of relationship.
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« on: July 12, 2011, 07:37:37 PM »
yestrday u and me wr togethe
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting
in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL
&
ME
CHECKING
U.
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« on: July 12, 2011, 07:32:21 PM »
Most relationships fail
not bcoz of da absence of
love.
Love is always present,
it is jst dat,
1 loves 2 much
&
da other loves 2 many
185
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:29:21 PM »
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!
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« on: July 12, 2011, 07:26:05 PM »
Once There Was A Admi. He Was Cutting Saag
With Daatri. He Saw A Wadda Sara Sapp. He
Began To Cry, Bachao, Bachao I Am Maring, Then
His Piyoo, Take A Sota And Kill The Sapp, When O
Gaya Nerrey, They Saw That Was Not A Sapp That
Was A Kala Rassa.
Moral:kuchh v Vekho ta Rola Pa deya kro
187
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:18:51 PM »
Chan te likh deva nam tera, eh mera dil chahnda
a. Par...
Ik te mera hath uthe tak nahi janda a
Dusra, Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a.
188
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:16:28 PM »
Banta takes interview of Santa for a
job.
Banta: Tell me opposite words of
these:
Banta: Good
Santa: Bad
Banta: Come
Santa: Go
Banta: Fast
Santa: Slowly
Banta: U-G-L-Y
Santa: P-I-C-H-H-L-I
Banta: Shut up
Santa: Keep talking
Banta: Get out
Santa: Come in
Banta: Oh my God
Santa: Oh my devil
Banta: You are rejected oh ho
Santa: I am selected bale bale
189
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:14:28 PM »
baba ji da dera bohot chamatkari hai
Sach jano, jo v koi buri niyat rakhda ae jalke bhasam ho janda ae
Salman uthe gaya te bhasam ho geya.
Hrithik v bhasam ho geya.
Malika uthe gayi te anarth ho geya...
Baba aap hi jalke bhasam ho geya
190
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:10:15 PM »
gal vich bahan paa k lokin gal da maap bna lende
hadon vad kreeb aa k fir doori aap bna lende
is matlab khoori duniya vich ik usde badln di aas nhi c
vese ta suneya vich lokin gadhe nu baap bna lende
191
« on: July 12, 2011, 07:03:45 PM »
G kainth: how to write 4 in between 5?
sukhbeer: impossible....
tutta pena: question is wrong...
fateh: how silly
gernade singh:
F(lV)E
gernade singh rocks
192
« on: July 12, 2011, 06:58:11 PM »
Hm jandy paye c sair ko
Kinary kinary nehar ko
Kuta paya nigah me
Suta paya tha rah me
Hm ne gul khila dia
Kute ko jaga dia
Kute ne dandi wad li
Pinni ki pinni kad li
Itne me hm paj paray
Cycle de wich waj paray
Kuta maghron le gaya
Te cycle wala pichy pe gaya.
193
« on: July 12, 2011, 06:20:31 PM »
jinna ditte aasre okhe veleyaa ch ohnu yaad rakkiye,,
jehra vall pech jaane dunia de aisa ustad rakhiye,,
aakhraan nu manjilla te paunch jana ajj ni te kall sohneyaa,,
jittde madani shah swaar ik muth fer chall sohneyaa.......
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« on: July 12, 2011, 06:09:33 PM »
lol
195
« on: July 12, 2011, 06:08:28 PM »
sorry shakti man
196
« on: July 12, 2011, 05:56:09 PM »
yoyo
197
« on: July 12, 2011, 05:49:36 PM »
In A Bar, A Man Attend Da Call Of A Ringing Mobile.
Man: Hello!
Wife: Darling Shall I Buy 1 Diamond Ring?
Man: Sure Honey!
Wife: Shall I Use Your Credit Card For Crystal Pendant?
Man: Ok Dear!
Friends: Great To See That You Love Her So Much!
Man: Hmm! By The Way, Whose Mobile Is This?!?
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« on: July 12, 2011, 05:47:54 PM »
ਕੁਡੀਆਂ ਦੀ Friendship, ਬਡੀਆਂ ਡਿਮਾਂਡਾਂ ਰੱਖੇ,
Money, ਕਾਰ, ਕੋਠੀ, Mall-Sale ਚਾਹਿਦੀ,
Cell-Phone, ਸੂਟ-ਬੂਟ, Laptop, Net ਹੋਵੇ,
Yahoo, Hotmail ਉੱਤੇ Email ਚਾਹਿਦੀ,
Love You ਤੇ Miss You, Beautiful, Kiss You,
Sweet, Sexy ਜੇ ਸ਼ਬਦਾਂ ਦੀ Rail ਚਾਹਿਦੀ,
Please, Sorry, Ok, Yes ਸਦਾ ਮੂੰਹ ਤੇ ਹੋਵੇ,
ਹਿੱਲਦੀ ਜੋ ਰਹੇ Dog-Tail ਚਾਹਿਦੀ,
ਤੇ ਮੂੰਢਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਹੂੰਦੀ ਬਡੀ ਸਿੱਧੀ ਜੀ Friendship,
Time-Pass ਵਾਸਤੇ Female ਚਾਹਿਦੀ..
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« on: July 11, 2011, 08:06:35 PM »
bibi babbu kaur maan
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« on: July 10, 2011, 09:05:28 PM »
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