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Gup Shup / Punjabi Love letter
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:35:30 AM »
Dear meri dil ki Katori,


Mai kya ji, it was ji very well since the time I put my eyes on you at

babli's wedding. The parrots flew out of my hands, when u turned like

a truck on a blind curve and smiled at me.


Now I see ur face everywhere, even in my chicken-curry. The butter

chicken reminds me your sweet voice. Mai kya ji, would you be the

butter on my naan and the chicken in my curry of life....!!!!


Koi gal nahi, take ur time but don't put the foot on the Brakes of my

love ji. What to do, I to have started thinking about Shaadi-Vaadi.

Karao maat wait, say yes for a date!

Bale Balle...... 
 :loll: :yawn:

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Gup Shup / Re: ***Romantic Place***
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:33:46 AM »
jithe mrji hove kuri di......

je bhoot bangla jana hova ta firrrrrr :lol: :loll: :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Na Tum Jano Na Hum
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:31:50 AM »
'Kyon chalti hai pawan'
because of evaporation.

'Kyon jhoome hai gagan'
because of Earth's revolution.

'Kyon machalta hai mann'
because of excessive respiration.

'naa tum jaano naa hum'
But i have given all the reasons.

'kyon aati hai bahaar'
because of change in seasons.

'kyon lutta hai karar''
because of mental tension.

'naa tum jaano naa hum'
Like i have said these are all science phenomenon.

'Kyon gum hai har disha'
because you have poor sense of direction.

'Kyon hota hai nasha'
because of drug addiction. 

6704
PJ Games / Re: choose one!!!
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:29:45 AM »
bothhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol:

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Jokes Majaak / Short call
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:26:56 AM »

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she huge up after 25 minutes....."Wht iz the matter 2day?" asked her hubby. "2day you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."

"I got a wrong number," repiled Mrs. Banta Singh

6706
PJ Games / Re: a game between guys v/s gurlz
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:25:37 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hehe:

6707
Gup Shup / Re: Chalo ji tuhada dimag da test karye?????
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:22:04 AM »
how about ullu and ulli?  :loll:
or ullan..  :lol:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: nana hor

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Gup Shup / Re: A STORY ABOUT EVERYBODY
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:15:48 AM »
lol.. This is Genius.. lol

 :lol: :loll: acha

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Excuses For Missing Work
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:13:42 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LOVE DA LAST 1
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: me toooooooo


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Gup Shup / Re: Chalo ji tuhada dimag da test karye?????
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:12:24 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Wat about...

Opposite gender - Miss Owl

Punjabi
OWL - ullu
Miss OWL - Ullu de whauti

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: nana....... nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hor sochooooooo  :lol:



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Gup Shup / Re: Chalo ji tuhada dimag da test karye?????
« on: August 19, 2009, 04:54:47 AM »
hass hass k dene aa
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
oh kyu??????????  :superhappy:

6712
Gup Shup / Re: Chalo ji tuhada dimag da test karye?????
« on: August 19, 2009, 04:46:46 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
hi rabba sisoooo ena na hasoooooo.......... answer daoooooooo  :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :lol: :loll:

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Gup Shup / Re: Chalo ji tuhada dimag da test karye?????
« on: August 19, 2009, 03:56:17 AM »

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Jokes Majaak / Excuses For Missing Work
« on: August 19, 2009, 02:14:29 AM »
* My stigmata's acting up.

* I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

* I have a rare case of 48-hour wrist leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet...

* I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food Giant.

* I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

* The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

* I prefer to remain an enigma....it's Monday.

* My stepmother has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace.

* I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

* I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.

* I refuse to travel to my job until there is a commuter tax. I insist on paying my fair share.

* I was up on a ladder decorating the Christmas tree when my mother called me and told me I was Jewish.

* I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!

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Gup Shup / TIPS FOR SUCCESS IN BUSINESS
« on: August 19, 2009, 02:13:00 AM »
1 Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with the newspaper in their hands look like they're heading for the bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
2 Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like work to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that everybody from the computer revolution expected but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss--and you will get caught--your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use the new software, thus saving valuable training dollars. You're not a loafer, you're a self-starter. Offer to show your boss what you learned. That will make your boss scurry away like a frightened salamander.
3 Messy desk. Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.
4 Voice mail. Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing-- they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's the way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour. That way, you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel. If you diligently employ the method of screening incoming calls and then returning calls when nobody is there, this will greatly increase the odds that they will give up or look for a solution that doesn't involve you. The sweetest voice mail message you can ever hear is "Ignore my last message. I took care of it." If your voice mailbox has a limit on the number of messages it can hold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way to do that is to never erase any incoming messages. If that takes too long, send yourself a few messages. Your callers will hear a recorded message that says, "Sorry, this mailbox is full"--a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee in high demand.
 :loll:

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Gup Shup / A STORY ABOUT EVERYBODY
« on: August 19, 2009, 02:11:54 AM »
A STORY ABOUT EVERYBODY


This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

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Gup Shup / Re: ***Romantic Place***
« on: August 19, 2009, 02:00:39 AM »
kissse park ch ekale assin bethe hoyeye..ek duje dian kyalan de vich assin dubde jayeye...  :love:
:love: HAAN SIS AA VADIYA GAL AA......

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Gup Shup / Re: these days munde confused rehnde aa.....(about girls)
« on: August 19, 2009, 01:58:20 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :loll:

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Gup Shup / Chalo ji tuhada dimag da test karye?????
« on: August 19, 2009, 01:54:57 AM »
lao ji karo esi topic ta gal..... "OWL" NU PUNJABI VICH KI KEHNDE AA?????????? N USDA OPPOSITE GENDER KIIII HUNDAAA ENGLISH VICH NAHI PUNJABI VICH.... :loll:

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PJ Games / Re: sis.....bro....gf....bf....friend....Stranger
« on: August 16, 2009, 07:46:58 AM »
sis  :superhappy:

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