There is nothing in the world as great as thee,
that makes me believe in what I see,
I want to be with you all the time,
and make you see that you are mine.

we belong together in the stars of the night,
that I see all the time in your eyes.
what would i do without you,
It makes me decide that i would be through.

do not leave me alone, do not leave me be
but what do I do if you are not here
I cannot not believe and I cannot persist,
you are the one I just can not resist.

I am forever yours...

Ek Trainee tha anjana sa..........
coding karne se woh darta tha........

Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se..............
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha..............

Choree choree........ chupke chupke..........
discussions mein soya karta tha...

Jab delivery honee hotee thee
raat raat bhar jagta tha...

Kuch aata nahee tha usko............
jane kaise deliver karta tha..............

Jab bhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha...

Coding kaisee hotee hai,..................
yeh coding kaisee hotee hai ..............?

Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the.....

"Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai...
kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code
kaise hota hai.....

tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru...."

"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyee code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai..."

"Door kahee onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
kaun jane koyee bug kab kaise kaha mile,

jiske naseeb mein ho likha
acceptance useeka hota hai...

kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code
kaise chalta hai...

tururururururururu ru.......................

Dear meri dil ki Katori,


Mai kya ji, it was ji very well since the time I put my eyes on you at

babli's wedding. The parrots flew out of my hands, when u turned like

a truck on a blind curve and smiled at me.


Now I see ur face everywhere, even in my chicken-curry. The butter

chicken reminds me your sweet voice. Mai kya ji, would you be the

butter on my naan and the chicken in my curry of life....!!!!


Koi gal nahi, take ur time but don't put the foot on the Brakes of my

love ji. What to do, I to have started thinking about Shaadi-Vaadi.

Karao maat wait, say yes for a date!

Bale Balle...... 
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Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she huge up after 25 minutes....."Wht iz the matter 2day?" asked her hubby. "2day you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."

"I got a wrong number," repiled Mrs. Banta Singh

1 Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with the newspaper in their hands look like they're heading for the bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
2 Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like work to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that everybody from the computer revolution expected but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss--and you will get caught--your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use the new software, thus saving valuable training dollars. You're not a loafer, you're a self-starter. Offer to show your boss what you learned. That will make your boss scurry away like a frightened salamander.
3 Messy desk. Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.
4 Voice mail. Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing-- they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's the way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour. That way, you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel. If you diligently employ the method of screening incoming calls and then returning calls when nobody is there, this will greatly increase the odds that they will give up or look for a solution that doesn't involve you. The sweetest voice mail message you can ever hear is "Ignore my last message. I took care of it." If your voice mailbox has a limit on the number of messages it can hold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way to do that is to never erase any incoming messages. If that takes too long, send yourself a few messages. Your callers will hear a recorded message that says, "Sorry, this mailbox is full"--a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee in high demand.
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