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« on: January 28, 2010, 09:05:39 PM »
happy bday lado guess wut...tu kinna khush kar sakdi hai hun... a vekh: tu car chala sakdi hai tu viah karwa sakdi hai tu sharaaab pee sakdi hai tu cig pee sakdi a tu lighter buy kar sakdi hai tu club jaa sakdi hai tu gharo bhej sakdi hai tu appna ghar banna sakdi hai tu apni body te tatto bannwa sakdi hai tu bank toh loan liye sakdi hai tu lottery buy kar sakdi hai tu bandook le sakdi hai tu kise da v katal kar sakdi hai tu adult court ch jaa sakdi hai tu adult jail ch jaa k apni saja bhukat sakdi hai tu A+ movies dekh sakdi hai tu 18+ shows dekh sakdi hai Tu casino jaa k jua khed sakdi a tu bets lagga sakdi hai tu chatrooms vich jaa sakdi hai tu vote paa sakdi hai tu Boy friend v bann sakdi hai tu flirt v kar sakdi hai tu ikali travel v kar sakdi hai tu naked beach utte ja sakdi hai tu hun offically forum site(punjabijanta) join kar sakdi hai Moreover j tera Daddy/mummy tenu kujh kha ta tu ohna nu hit v kar sakdi hai lol
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« on: January 26, 2010, 06:21:37 PM »
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« on: January 02, 2010, 01:04:10 AM »
Kal-Kal Kardeyan Har Shaam Mukk Jaani Tenu Apna Banaun Di Har Chaah Mukk Jaani Pathar Tan Bahut Pehlan De Ban Chuke Haan Te Hun Holi-Holi Jism Cho Jaan Vi Mukk Jaani
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« on: January 02, 2010, 12:46:07 AM »
Meri Jind De Pal Ne Thode Jehe, Ki Pta Ek Kad Mukk Jaani, Eh Raat V Hai Choti Jehi, Din Door Nai Eh V Lukk Jaani, Mere Saahan Di Tor Badi Houli Hai, Ki Pta Kadon Eh Rukk Jaani, Akh Hanjuan De Nal Bhari Meri, Tu Aa Jave Te Eh Sukk Jaani, Eh Pal Di Umar Badi Thodi Hai, Ki Pta Kadon Kalam Meri Eh Tutt Jaani, Meri Mout Da Raah Bda Thoda Hai, Kujh Chir Che Akh Meri Jhuk Jaani, Mout Meri Nu Lai Jave Jina Marji Door Kite, Par Eh Na Sochi Ke Yaad Teri Kade Mukk Jaani
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« on: December 17, 2009, 09:53:44 PM »
***** ..********* tuadhii ..khere ******* ne meinu ban kittia....apne budde nu ****** bandian wangu unban kar dewo nahi...te ************** ...
itz better to unban me rite now rather then later..im nice sicne last couple years..hun dubara mere kolo o kam naa karwooo naale pata pz10 da chatroom da ki haal hoyia tuahnu...nxt ill be pjz turn.......
karlo delete post nu jinni wari marzi..it ill appear here again and again...[/size]
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« on: December 17, 2009, 07:06:45 PM »
teewian de vich hunde 365 chilleter ji-surjit bhindrakhiyia thankyou
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« on: December 17, 2009, 04:50:25 PM »
रूठी तनहाईयों में दर्द की बाहों मे सिमटे कही मंज़िल हम तलाश रहे है लबो पे तीखी शराब है बरसे हम नशे मे झूम रहे है
क्या कहेती है तू ज़िंदगी सब सहेती है तू ज़िंदगी थम थम के चलती है ये धड़काने हम अचम्भीत है की ये रुकती क्यू नही कही हमने ज़ायदा तो नही पे ली है
आंखों से छलकते है अँगरे एह आँखें सदा के लिए बंद होती क्यो नही हम जी रहे है बिना सहारे कही यही तो जीना नही इस जाम से लगता है दर्द हलखे हो रहे है
वो कहेते है इतनी पिया ना कहो घुट घुट के यूह जिया ना करो हमसे बर्दास्त नही होती ये बेवफ़ाई पीते रहेंगे तो जीते रहेंगे खुद को पल पल दिलासे दे रहे है
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« on: December 14, 2009, 11:44:38 PM »
Yamla jatt punjda da jo ki apni pj de mod ne ohna da ajj happy happy bday a o app te india giya wa..so mein kha mein hi topic banna k wish kar dewa ..cake ta cholo milna ni ...
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« on: December 12, 2009, 11:47:26 AM »
mere vadde veer..Garry Hathur tronoto wale di kalam vich nikhlia hoyia brand new song wid the voice and music of harry sandhu tuadhi kachari ch peesh hai..hope u guyz gonna like it. thankss.
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« on: December 02, 2009, 09:03:52 PM »
mere sare veera bhena nu sat sri akal ji.... PJ sharra union di success toh baad hun assi Pj ashiq union liye k aye haan..umeed hai k tusi is union vich baad chad k hissa pawo gye lolzzzz
ithe appa mere warge ashiqa liyi tip and tricks share karne a ..so pj niwassio tusi apne keemati vichar de k hissa pawo ta jo k tuadhe vichar ashiqa de ashiqui maran ch help kar sakan.
Vase v ashiq rabb da dujja roop hunde ne..ashiqa di sewa rabb di sewa de karn barabar hundi a lolzzz
thanwaad :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
Note**- don't be serious itz just for fun :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: October 18, 2009, 03:39:59 AM »
har bande nu pyar di kadar karni espacially o bande de pyar jo koi tuahnu karda hai.
Jad appa kise da dil torde a ta ik na ik din apna v tutt da hai bhawe saala baad hi kyun na tutte.
Oh sade te marde rahe te assi ignore karde raha...chad k sacha pyar assi odha hora te marde rahe. Thor k dil odhe nu appa kadama thale tharde rahe... Ajj pata laga sach pyar hunda hai ki...jad thoria kise ne dil mera tad pata lagga pyar hunda hai ki....
:sad: :cry:
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« on: October 09, 2009, 11:47:42 PM »
Fake Job Application Form for Punjabi dabba...
=> NAME: Powerlifter => SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. => DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. => DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. => EDUCATION: Yes. => LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. => SALARY: Less than I'm worth. => REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. => HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. => PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. => DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. => MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? => DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU => FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? => HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. => WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. => DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. => SIGN HERE: Aries
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« on: October 09, 2009, 11:39:08 PM »
... ** My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
** My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
** A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
** I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
** What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
** The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
** When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
** A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
** Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
** Any married man should forget his mistakes - there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
** Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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« on: October 09, 2009, 11:28:05 PM »
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... " "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... " "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000 ... " "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But before we hang up, something else ... " "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... " "How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... " "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" "OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye ... I do too ... " The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present,
"Okay... who's phone is this?"
:hehe: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Cry:
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« on: October 02, 2009, 03:09:19 PM »
sigi zindgi udas Na si koi kamm-kaj fer supne si bahar de sajaune mittra, keeta IELTS si barre jor-shor naal apan shuru karte si kagaz banaune mittra, hoke khajjal-khuar keeti file apply te din vise di udeek ch langhaune mittra, "u have got the visa" wala phone jadon aaya shalaan puthiyan te bhangre si paune mittra, keeti rajj rajj shopping banne mittran ne atachi aage rishtedar jahaj te chadaun mittra, jahaj uddia te dil bagho-bagh ho gia ki sidha swargaan ch pair hun paune mittra, par (but).. sach kehnde ne siyane sukh chajju de chubare shuru hoge ethe ron jihe aune mittra, othe caran vichon thalle kade uttre nahi jo ethe tur-tur dhakke paige khane mittra, othe bapu sada afsar naale ghare sarpanchi ethe aapne ee bhaande paye dhone mittra, hoye yaar-beli door te mashook de vichorre 'gama di raat' vich din eh langhaune mittra, jadon baith de ne bai "WHITEROCK Beach" wale kande raatan haneriyan te dukh bhare gaane mittra, utton sun ko jo geet pardes te ne bane sanu mallo-malli aa jande rone mittra, Shadd deni eh gulami di janjeer hun yara, fer watna nu khambh apan laane mittra, Asan Anakh naal jeeuna e Chandigarh vich yaro, Rul jaane ethe sade jihe Nimaane mittra.. rul jaane ethe sade jihe nimaane mittra..........
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« on: October 02, 2009, 03:05:57 PM »
acha hua hum bewafa nikle wafadar ton kutte hotte hein
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« on: October 02, 2009, 03:03:23 PM »
Har baat ka matlab inkar nahi hota, har jagah par baithane intezar nahi hota, yu to milti hai hazaronse nazare, har nazar ka milna PYAR nahi hota.
Dard e dil dekho kitna gam jhele hai, mere masoom dil mai zakhmoke mele hai, mehfil ki khwahish thi mujhe yaron, dekho zindagi mei aaj hum kitne akele hai.
Chand ki raton me sara jahan sota hai, lekin kisi ki yaadon me koi badnasib rota hai, khuda kisi ko mohobbat pe fida na kare, agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare.
Jab bhi kisi ko karib paya hai kasam khuda ki wahi dhokha khaya hai kyo dosh dete ho kanto ko ye zakham to humne phoole se paya hai.
Mera ek inkar tere har inkar se achha hoga mera ek din tere har raat se acha hoga tu doli se jhak kar dekh lena zalim mera janaza teri barat se acha hoga.
Kab khayal unka dil me nahi hota kab dard dil se juda nahi hota kuch to majburiya rahi hogi unki bhi bhala yuhi kahi koi bewafa nahi hota.
Ruth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage itne dur hue ke bahut yad ane lage kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal me jab tumhe pane me mujhe jamane lage.
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« on: October 01, 2009, 07:41:30 PM »
i think...im pretty sure that every pj user dreams at night.
Ok day and night dreamers lets talk abt ur dreams and if u dont mind u can share u dreams here.
what is the worst dream you have ever had?
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« on: September 08, 2009, 10:54:55 PM »
mein, vicky te power ajj chat kar rahe c te gallian gallian ch a topic labh giyaaa k y not we make a topic and discuss chat de faide te nukshan. ithe almost every user joins this site wid chat and i hope everyone have experience the chat of pj.
Please post ur reviews regarding the pros and cons of chat.
cheers, charra jatt, vicky pander, powerlifter
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« on: September 07, 2009, 09:53:13 PM »
ALL JUST CHANGED You r standing there in front of me,
But still I say I miss you,
Things went so wrong, our hearts r part,
N so I say I miss you.
You still laugh for others, n smile for them,
But don't even look at me,
My presence you can't tolerate,
N your absence kills me......
I still remember the time,
When just of no cause,
U smiled for me, u clapped for me,
N gave my breath a pause...
But now the things r changed,
N I m no one for u,
But yes, you will care for me again
Is the hope I'll live with all through
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