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2381
« on: October 09, 2009, 11:47:42 PM »
Fake Job Application Form for Punjabi dabba...
=> NAME: Powerlifter
=> SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
=> DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
=> DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
=> EDUCATION: Yes.
=> LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
=> SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
=> REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
=> HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
=> PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
=> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
=> MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
=> DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU
=> FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
=> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
=> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
=> DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE
BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
=> SIGN HERE: Aries
2382
« on: October 09, 2009, 11:39:08 PM »
... ** My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
** My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
** A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
** I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
** What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 30 pounds.
** The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
** When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
** A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
** Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
** Any married man should forget his mistakes - there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
** Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
2383
« on: October 09, 2009, 11:37:30 PM »
i had this dream that i died in an acccident and i became ghost and i got no place to go..
i was just walking around in streets...
2384
« on: October 09, 2009, 11:28:05 PM »
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present,
"Okay... who's phone is this?"
:hehe: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Cry:
2385
« on: October 08, 2009, 03:29:51 PM »
oye a preeto kon a?
Kite mere wali te ta ni akh rakhi baith
Kyun k online o v nahi aundi ajj kal plus odha naam v preeto a
Shak shak
Shak ne mere demaag ch kar liya ghar
2386
« on: October 07, 2009, 05:35:45 PM »
akal 22 rule number 99 ch shyèri missing a plz o jarror pa de
Thanx
2387
« on: October 07, 2009, 05:30:35 PM »
koi ni vik appa dhaka mara gye ikata
Mere hath chabi lagg gyi a
Bas box kolan da time hani
Ik te a midterm exam mar chadde a...har mnth a jande a
2388
« on: October 07, 2009, 05:27:11 PM »
jatti heer itz a sudh(pure) punjabi
Itz nt bad wid that wrd
Itz just we hav change our thinking maybe thats it seems akward.
2389
« on: October 07, 2009, 05:23:20 PM »
ahaha jatti ki soach di a
Ik rule break 101 cho
Mein bad ban gya reply karke ahaha
Vik mein chote hunde ne kujh try kite c....bachphan ch hi kam finish karta c
Jawani te shuki langi ja rahi a
2390
« on: October 07, 2009, 05:19:13 PM »
seriously these rulez are proffesionally written and im gönna remember those by reading couple more time.
Bas ik con (kaimi) a ehna rulez ch
Net te kuri fasson da koi trick ni dassayia
2391
« on: October 07, 2009, 05:10:04 PM »
man these are so true
I have tried some of them and it wrks.
If u göt time just go thru it.
Definatly ìtz a gud $tuff and everyone shuld know abt it
Im pretty sure if use these rulez it ill help u before and after getting into relationship.
It took me 15-20 mins to read it
2392
« on: October 06, 2009, 07:59:18 PM »
i ill read it tomorrow and i ill try to figure out the bottom line and i ill fit 101 points in one line
so it ill b eassier for other guyz to get it faster and it ill save their time too....
2393
« on: October 06, 2009, 04:51:53 PM »
yea i heard it
itz awesome...man
same as usuall but he raised the concern abt water.
2394
« on: October 05, 2009, 08:12:51 PM »
ohh nahi ji nahi actually meri punjabi wali teacher ne kha c
khende a jhere shyer geetkar hunde ne a sare ishq ch dhokhe kha k a kam start kar de ne....
2395
« on: October 05, 2009, 08:10:24 PM »
sahi gall a 22
mauj ni labhi pind wargi..na labhni o mehfil yaara di...
jinna naal kheta de vich hass khed k waqt langonde c
ik dujje nu puthia siddiyian tichra karke satonde c...
fir shammi bahe k peg sheg takronde c
nitt nawi heer diyian sherd k gallian dil nu lalchonde c....
2396
« on: October 05, 2009, 08:01:53 PM »
:hehe: :hehe: a ishq vich jo hunde ne o te jo dil turwa chukhe hunde ne o hi shyeri karde ne..... :laugh: :laugh:
nice jatti keep it up.
2397
« on: October 05, 2009, 06:02:37 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:
2398
« on: October 04, 2009, 10:32:48 AM »
man i was there
And they had this chat in pm nt in main
So u guyz shuld be more lineant wid ppl.
And secondly, i think he used the word waheguru more like a expression.
I use this wrd all tha time in ma classes and teacher uses it too when ever he teaches us something weird.
So here i think jatt uses this wrd just to express the weirdness abt her age.
So jst chill guyz , itz nt a big deal.
It was all in Pm and lastly i agree wid sukhbeer.
When ur nt interseted in smeone jst put them on ignore.
2399
« on: October 02, 2009, 04:08:44 PM »
for more infromation about pj charra union plz vist our union
2400
« on: October 02, 2009, 04:06:17 PM »
ohhh no u guyz are providing services againist ma pj charra union
and as a chairman of pj charra union
i announces that we ill take a strict action on sukhbeer and heer jatti ahhhaaaa
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