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1941
Jokes Majaak / Re: power baba....
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:13:11 PM »
 :loll:

1942
Jokes Majaak / Re: Ashiq Loka Di wording :D
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:10:03 PM »
:thaa:

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: sandhu oye  :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

1943
Jokes Majaak / Re: Ashiq Loka Di wording :D
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:09:26 PM »
BAD ch 22 ji aap hi puchde hunde a kudiyaa nu ina words bare kida pata lag janda a   :laugh:

kurian jiniya b athae aundiyan ohna 2 word ana toa jayada ayi andae hun gae  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

1944
Jokes Majaak / stewean & Muskaan
« on: January 04, 2011, 01:51:37 PM »
Stewean ik bus wich janda 


Muskan v c os bus wich .bus wich bahut bheed c.




Muskan stewean nu :- Aare Bhaijaan jara side ta dena 




Stewean;- oye kyon confuse kardi aa . ja ta bhai keh lai ja jaan keh   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

1945
Jokes Majaak / very funny joke
« on: January 04, 2011, 01:46:58 PM »
Ladki coke pi rahi thi
coke me machar gir gya
machar k baap ne ladki k kaan me
kya bola k wo behosh ho gayi?

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Teri COKE me mera baccha hai

:hehe:

1946
Jokes Majaak / Re: Sandhu with train
« on: January 04, 2011, 01:43:53 PM »

1947
Jokes Majaak / Re: Sandhu & Principal
« on: January 04, 2011, 01:43:18 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 :happy:

1948
Jokes Majaak / Ashiq Loka Di wording :D
« on: January 04, 2011, 01:31:47 PM »
ਨੱਢੀ,
ਪੁਰਜਾ

ਮਾਲ
 
ਮਾਲੀ
 
ਜੁਗਾਡ
 
ਗਾਡਰ
 
ਰੰਨ
 
ਪਟੋਲਾ
 
ਟੋਟਾ

ਸਿਰਾ  

ਅੱਗ



ਅੱਗੇ ਵੀ ਦੱਸਾਂ ?????



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ਨੱਖਰੋ ,



ਚੰਨੋ




ਜੁਗਨੀ




ਬਿਜਲੀ

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:


1949
Jokes Majaak / Sarb Gill with GF
« on: January 04, 2011, 01:24:35 PM »
GF: Kya Tum Mere Liay Chaand sitary Tod Kr La Skte Ho.?    

sarb Gill :      Tu Chand Tareyaan Di Gal Krni Ain, Loki Mainu Amrood Nai Toran Dende :hehe:

1950
Jokes Majaak / ik munda te ik kudi
« on: January 04, 2011, 01:21:09 PM »
boy to girl befor exam : hay all the best ..





girl : all the best to u









but girl got 80 % marks & boy failed













moral :only boys wish with true  heart :here: :hehe:

1951
Jokes Majaak / Punjab Police da hall
« on: January 04, 2011, 01:14:04 PM »
ਪੁਲਸ ਵਾਲਾ ਇੱਕ ਮੁਜਰਿਮ ਨੂੰ


ਕੁੱਟੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਸੀ____ਤੇ ਉਹਦੇ
ਤੇ ਝੂਠੇ ਕੇਸ ਪਾਉਣ ਨੂੰ
ਫਿਰਦਾ ਸੀ _____ਐਨੀ ਦੇਰ ਨੂੰ
ਪੁਲਸ ਵਾਲੇ ਦੇ ਘਰੋਂ ਫੋਨ ਆਇਆ
ਕਿ ਉਸਦੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਹੋਇਆ_____ਫੋਨ
ਸੁਣ ਕੇ ਪੁਲਸ ਵਾਲੇ ਨੇ
ਸਾਰਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਖੁਸ਼ਖਬਰੀ
ਸੁਣਾਈ...ਮੁਜਰਿਮ ਨੇ ਗੁੱਸੇ ਚ
ਰੌਲਾ ਪਾਉਣਾ ਸ਼ੁਰੂ ਕਰ
ਦਿੱਤਾ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ਪਾਦੇ____
ਪਾ ਦੇ____ਇਹ ਕੇਸ ਵੀ ਹੁਣ ਮੇਰੇ :Laugh:
ਤੇਹੀ ਪਾ ਦੇ __

1952
Jokes Majaak / Re: Sandhu & Principal
« on: January 04, 2011, 11:02:52 AM »
:thaa:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

1953
Jokes Majaak / Re: Sandhu with train
« on: January 04, 2011, 11:02:10 AM »
thnx  :happy:

1954
Request / Re: Request Video Of The Day
« on: January 04, 2011, 10:02:14 AM »

1955
Religion, Faith, Spirituality / FOUR THIEVES AND THE SIMPLETON
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:54:54 AM »
FOUR THIEVES AND THE SIMPLETON
(Rajinder Singh ‘Arshi’)

Once there were four thieves who operated in a jungle. One early evening they saw a man carrying a lamb on his shoulder which was obviously meant for slaughter and subsequent cooking.

The four thieves passed a resolution (mataa) on how to separate the lamb from the man without violence. They spread themselves over the route the man was going to take.

When he reached the first thief, the latter said “What is this you are carrying on your shoulder sir. Aren’t you feeling embarrassed carrying this creature?” The man ignored him and carried on walking.
Reference:: Sikh Philosophy Network [On reaching the second thief he was met with the same comments. Again he ignored him and carried on his way.

The third thief was more specific with his comments. He said “Shah ji (1) you should be ashamed of yourself, a man of your status carrying a dog on his shoulder” He was somewhat puzzled why the thief referred to the lamb as a dog but stubbornly carried on walking. However, doubt had started creeping into his mind having heard three persons ridiculing him.

When he reached the fourth thief he half expected similar remarks. He was right. The thief said “Shah ji, you are carrying a dog on your shoulders. This does not become you. A man of your status should consider his reputation; even I am embarrassed seeing you like this. Please throw away the dog.”

On hearing four persons saying the same thing the man lost all confidence in his own judgement and actually believed he was carrying a dog on his shoulders and finally threw it away. The four thieves regrouped and slaughtered the lamb. They cooked it and had a heartfelt meal at the cost of the simpleton.

MORAL: Self confidence and self-belief are very important; otherwise it is only too easy for people to collude and take undue advantage, as in the above account. This lack of confidence in our beliefs and values has plagued Sikhism for a very long time and it has never been such an acute problem as today with so much division and fragmentation within the Panth. May the Guru give us strength and resolve to regroup and fight our enemies both outside and within the fraternity. May the Living Light of SatGuru Guru Granth Sahib penetrate our deluded minds into the depths of our souls!
(1) The term ‘Shah ji’ denotes a man of substance i.e. of respectable status.

NOTE: The purpose of this story is to convey the message of ‘self belief’ and ‘self confidence’. The author does not, in any way, condone the killing of life for human consumption. This note is merely meant to make the author’s stand clear in this respect and must not be interpreted as taking a ‘holier than thou’ attitude, or to induce a discussion on meat v vegetarianism.

1956
Jokes Majaak / Re: Sandhu with train
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:36:50 AM »

1957
Jokes Majaak / Sandhu with train
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:32:01 AM »
Sandhu saab rail ki ptri pe so gya

kisi  ne kaha kya kr rhy ho train ayegi to mrjaoge
 
Sandhu :Mere uprse JAHAZ guzr gya to kch ni hua
TRAIN NAY KYA KR LENA hai

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

1958
Jokes Majaak / ਜਦ Mand ਜੰਡ ਥੱਲੇ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ sleep
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:21:44 AM »
ਜਦ Mand ਜੰਡ ਥੱਲੇ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ sleep
Anti_brar ਦੇ  brothers ਆਗੇ ਲੇਕੇ ਲੰਡੀ jeep
ਸਾਰੇ ਭਰਾ aaye ਪਰ ikk ni aaya
oh ਖੇਡ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ seep...
sister ਨੂ Mand ਨਾਲ vekh ਕੇ ਵੀਰ ਹੌ ਗਏ mad
......kende Anti_brar  ਨੂ thats very bad...
ਜਦ ਇਕ ਦੱਮ ਹੌਇਆ Mand wake up
ਟੁਟੇ ਤੀਰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ Anti_brar  ਨੂ kenda JA NI AJJ TON TERA MERA BREAK UP
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

1959
Jokes Majaak / JATT 2 G/F
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:16:59 AM »
NI MAIN MUNDA JATTA DA TE TU BHAPEYA DI KUDI,




DUS KIVE MEL HOVE APNA ASSI JATT TE TUSI UYI-UYI,


NI SADI PIND VICH KOTHI TE TUHADA CHANDIGARH CH MAKAAN,




SADA KHETI-BARRI DA KAM TE TUHADI KAPDE DI DUKAN,


SADI KHULI DAARI TE TERE VEERA DI FIXO NAL LAYI SUYI,




TU HI DUS KIDA MEL HOVE APNA, ASSI JATT TE TUSI UYI-UYI......
:loll:

1960
Jokes Majaak / Sandhu & Principal
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:09:16 AM »
Principal (Sandh nu) :- ਲੇਟ ਕਿਉਂ ਆਇਆ??  :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:
Sandhu :- ਮੇਰਾ ਬੁਲਟ ਖਰਾਬ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ ਮਾਸਟਰ ਜੀ...  :sad:
Principal : ਫੇਰ ਬੱਸ ਤੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੀ ਆ ਸਕਦਾ??  :marro:
Sandhu: ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਮਾਸਟਰ ਜੀ ਪਰ ਤੁਹਾਡੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਦੇ ਨਖ਼ਰੇ ਨੀਂ ਮਾਣ........  yo yo

 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:


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