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Gup Shup / Re: Dedicate a Song person above you.

« on: May 13, 2011, 12:57:35 AM »

http://punjabijanta.com/fun-time/dedicate-a-song-to-the-person-above-u/
aa vi hega ik :happy:

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Fun Time / Re: dedicate a song to the person above u

« on: May 13, 2011, 12:56:26 AM »

a apann kite kalle beh k dil de dard wandaiye

tu hovain ek main hovan kul duniyan nu bhul jaiye

pani dian chhallan hovan tu hovain mai hovan :love:

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Shayari / Re: ਐਂਟੀ ਨੇ ਪੱਟ ਸੁੱਟੇ ਪੀ ਜੇ ਵਾਲੇ ਸਾਰੇ

« on: May 12, 2011, 12:39:31 PM »

Quote from: ਗਾਲਿਬ on May 12, 2011, 12:29:13 PM

ਕਈ ਸਿੰਗਰ ਉਹਦੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਸ਼ਾਇਰ ਬਣ ਗਏ

ਕਈ ਉਹਦੀ ਖਾਤਰ ਲੈ ਤਲਵਾਰਾਂ ਪੀ ਜੇ ਤੇ ਤਣ ਗਏ

ਕਈ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਨੂਰੀ ਤੇ ਕਈ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਜਾਨ ਜਾਨ

ਕਈ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਆਹ ਫੜ ਦਿਲ ਸਾਡਾ ਕੱਚ ਦਾ ਸਮਾਨ

ਕਈਆਂ ਕਾਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਵਪਾਰੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਫਿਕਰ ਉਹਦੀ ਪੜਾਈ ਦਾ

ਕਈ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਪੋ੍ਫਾਇਲ ਤਾਂ ਬਸ ਤੇਰੇ ਲਈ ਬਣਾਈਦਾ

ਕਈ ਵੈਲਨਟਾਇਨ ਤੇ ਉਹਦੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਸਾਧ ਹੋ ਗਏ

ਕਈ ਅੰਨਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਉਹਦੇ ਨੈਣ ਮੋਹ ਗਏ

valentine kine kine manayi sigi :D:

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Shayari / Re: ਐਂਟੀ ਨੇ ਪੱਟ ਸੁੱਟੇ ਪੀ ਜੇ ਵਾਲੇ ਸਾਰੇ

« on: May 12, 2011, 11:59:15 AM »

vichare
anty kyn nhi aaundi 22 ji hun :D:

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Shayari / Re: ਸਾਨੂੰ ਵਿਹਲਿਆ ਨੂੰ ਕੋਈ ਕੰਮ ਲਭ ਜੇ

« on: May 12, 2011, 09:43:43 AM »

ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਜੀ ਕਾ ਖਾਲਸਾ, ਵਾਹਿਗੁਰੂ ਜੀ ਕੀ ਫਤਿਹ ਜੀ

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Shayari / Re: ਸਾਨੂੰ ਵਿਹਲਿਆ ਨੂੰ ਕੋਈ ਕੰਮ ਲਭ ਜੇ

« on: May 12, 2011, 08:07:51 AM »

bahut vadiya 22

hahahahahahah

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Gup Shup / Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask

« on: May 11, 2011, 03:43:50 PM »

Quote from: Pinka-Bhoond on May 11, 2011, 01:48:08 PM

right answers
1."What are you thinking?"
food
2."Do you love me?"
tu mere te shak kardi?
3."Do I look fat?"
ahoo moto pizze khat daffea kar
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
unu dobara dekh ke ona
5."What would you do if I died?"
akhand path khol dena te khula langar la dena

:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask

« on: May 11, 2011, 06:30:06 AM »

The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask

1."What are you thinking?"
2."Do you love me?"
3."Do I look fat?"
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5."What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:
1. "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you."

Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a. x-udball b. Football c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you. e. How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

2. "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear."
Wrong answers include:
a. I suppose so. b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes. c. That depends on what you mean by "love". d. Does it matter? e. Who, me?

3. "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room.

Wrong answers include: a. I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. b. Compared to what? c. A little extra weight looks good on you. d. I've seen fatter. e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

4. "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier."

Wrong answers include: a. Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b. I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c. Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d. Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

5. "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: A proper sikh!? What is the supposed to mean?

« on: May 11, 2011, 06:26:04 AM »

bala hi negetive sochda brar tu.........
tu taan hath hi khade karte ke asi ban hi nhi sakde sikh ............
tere kehen da matlab aa ke sikh bana layi jo conditions aa ohna nu pura karna hi possible nhi aa.....
is that wt you want to say ?

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Fun Time / Re: Apne Bachpan De Dost Da Nam Daso

« on: May 11, 2011, 02:11:16 AM »

Quote from: ♪♥♥♪ 彡☺☺★ ਨੂਰ Ð †rßlMåkêr ★ 彡☺☺ ♪♥♥♪ on May 11, 2011, 02:02:59 AM

j dass devagi phir ki hovega ? :wait: ithe koi janda ohna nu :dnk:

ese bahane tu yaad kar layugi ohna nu
hor hona ki aa.......

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Members Pics / Re: Main Socheya Ke main v Apni photo la da

« on: May 11, 2011, 01:55:17 AM »

body shody banayio aa 22 ne

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Discussions / Re: Street Beggars

« on: May 11, 2011, 01:53:45 AM »

Quote from: Ķιℓℓα Ķαuя on May 10, 2011, 03:10:56 PM

i do give most of the times but then sometimes i don't becuase i see some people standing at the same spot during the rushhour to get money and its pretty pathetic that they are just standing there and yes they are fully capable of working.

and in india loll oh man its crazy there they just go after you they get all touchy too :-| i was so mad i went off on few :hehe: it was funny ...ik tida jeha munda barely 6 yrs old jumps out of nowhere khenda tere pateeja hove gulab jamin warga menu paise deh de lmao i was like laughing my bro goes ja oye asi ni gulab jamin warga munda lehna :hehe: it was so funny

gulab jamun warga hahahahahahahha