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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sarpanch and Air hostess...

« on: June 03, 2011, 06:35:27 AM »

: hahahaha

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What law firm?

« on: June 03, 2011, 06:33:11 AM »

:

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Fun Time / Re: Noor Punjaban attacked on ☬ਫ਼ਤਿਹ-ਜੱਟ☬

« on: June 03, 2011, 06:30:05 AM »

hahahahahahah
sare topics ch edhi hi charcha aa

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Fun Time / Re: Noor punjaban hit it twice to fateh jatt

« on: June 03, 2011, 06:28:54 AM »

hahahhahahahah :D:

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News Khabran / Re: Vidhyarthan ne kiti atmhatya : Video news

« on: June 03, 2011, 06:27:33 AM »

so sad..
har pase competition bahut jayda ho gya aa
pressure bahut jayda ho janda a nayaneya teh
90% marks naal vi kuch nhi banda aj kal

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Jokes Majaak / Re: The poor tailor!

« on: June 03, 2011, 06:15:11 AM »

: hahahaha

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Jokes Majaak / Re: It's started

« on: June 03, 2011, 06:13:18 AM »

:D: hahahahaha

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Jokes Majaak / SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector

« on: June 03, 2011, 06:10:00 AM »

☼ SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!! ☼ ☼

These are real life anecdotes shared by IT people....
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Bhavik

I once left home to go to the market wearing my Infosys ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

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Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

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Ashok

Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven ' t completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

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Jyotsna

Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Abhijeet

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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Bipul

I don ' t login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
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Rohit

Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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Nidhi

Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Nisha

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin

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Nisha

I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???

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Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256m b ....thank god he didn ' t notice.
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Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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Vidyarthi

And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
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Jokes Majaak / letter to mom ....

« on: June 03, 2011, 06:08:06 AM »

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home."

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