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« on: November 23, 2010, 08:18:46 AM »
hahaha eh ta edi adat ah..postin in wrong section and makin noxi mad...lolz :pagel:
nice joke
yaa ohte jame tu adat c worng section wich post :PP thxx
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« on: November 23, 2010, 08:11:48 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
omg :omg: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
over the edge
:excited:
bala hassa 
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« on: November 22, 2010, 09:28:46 PM »
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« on: November 22, 2010, 07:56:09 PM »
i already do
:blink:
:cooll:
that good :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
65
« on: November 22, 2010, 07:55:43 PM »
lolz its ok
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
okk jii :superhappy:
66
« on: November 22, 2010, 07:53:55 PM »
Broo jeri car pelhi pic that not Aston Martin DB9 that bently broo
67
« on: November 22, 2010, 07:51:50 PM »
wowwww
dats wat im talking about
:cooll: :excited:
very nice very nice
:pagel: :pagel: :pagel: thxx jii fir karo bussniss
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« on: November 22, 2010, 07:51:04 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
sweetie i think ur posting in the wrong section.....jokes r supposed to be in the mazak section :pagel:
yaa i knw forgot :((
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« on: November 22, 2010, 07:50:09 PM »
Do you know ....
This is awesome - I bet you didn't know this...
Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)
And
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting
70
« on: November 22, 2010, 07:44:33 PM »
Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive [/b][/color]
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« on: November 22, 2010, 07:34:39 PM »
1 ASHIQ de fees maffi de application. dekh lo JANTA da hallllll
To
The principal
Gangster Govt. College
Chandighar,
Sir,
Gal eh hai ke mere bapu ne mainu fees layi 500 rs dite c, 200rs ta Channo te BILLO ne noodles te cold drink te lwa ditte, 150rs de nashe wale capsool le laye, 100rs de JAGEERO nu phone kar ditte, 50rs da petrol pwa ke AARTI nu gerri lwa ditti Is karke yaar hun bhukhe nage ho gaye , is karke fees maaf kiti jave…..
Thankx
Tuhada garib
Student
pendu boy
:laugh: :laugh:
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« on: November 22, 2010, 07:20:13 PM »
haha vadiya bai great aa...
thxxx 22 ji
73
« on: November 22, 2010, 07:07:29 PM »
Don't believe it.
naa believe this
74
« on: November 22, 2010, 07:06:43 PM »
My gudness.. it was funny.. :happy:
thxx kudrat :D
75
« on: November 22, 2010, 02:14:50 PM »
When a GUY is quiet and is
alone,
He's is thinking how good you're, Miss
you!!!
When a GUY is lying on his bed,
He is thinking deeply why he loves you.
When a GUY looks at you in your eyes,
He wants to tell you how much he loves
you and
how important you're.
When a GUY answers "I'm Fine" after
a while,
He is not and feels hurts.
When a GUY keep asking you the same
question,
He is wondering why you are lying.
When a GUY hugs you while sleeping,
He is wishing that you belong to him
forever.
When a GUY calls you everyday,
He Miss's You and wants your attention.
When a GUY wants to see you everyday,
He cares for you and wants to know how
are you
today.
When a GUY sms's u everyday,
He wants you to know he is fine.
When a GUY says I love you,
He really means it.
When a GUY says that he can't live
without you,
He has made up his mind that you are his
future
wife.
When a GUY says "I Miss You",
He wants to see you immeditely
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« on: November 22, 2010, 01:59:33 PM »
Hold on mom come in my room :laugh: :laugh:
77
« on: November 22, 2010, 09:29:44 AM »
lol jutti charh ke charhi mutiyare gaddi a shakeen jatt di
saikal chori hogea, tahi ni GS disda
yaa 22 ji ma v nhi dekhya GS 22 ji mere kol report karan aya c chori hogya :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
78
« on: November 22, 2010, 08:42:53 AM »
aaho raje khallooongi :he:
:love: :pagel:
79
« on: November 22, 2010, 08:24:53 AM »
fotooyaa ton khaa ni sakde........wekh ke hi dil khush kar layidaa :woried: khaawaange ghar jaake
ma kara khya photo ton kha laa ma khya aa kee kha laa .. :pagel:
80
« on: November 22, 2010, 08:09:21 AM »
Wah ji wah sahi kiha ehna nu dekh k sachi muh ch pani a gya
yaa 22 mere ghar Every sunday a he kuch banda :happy: wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sachi paani aa geyaaaaa muhn ch main v khaana eh saara kuchhhhhhh :cry:
ki wowowowow laye aa tu akk ke kha laa dont cry :pagel:
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