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« on: September 30, 2009, 05:19:28 PM »
jab bhi tanhai ne unko sataya hoga,
tab tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga
gum ye nahi hai ki woh bhool gaye humko
gum yeh hai ki ro ro ke bhulaya hoga!!!!!
uw
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« on: September 30, 2009, 05:14:26 PM »
sarea nu sab kuch nhi milda
nadi di her lehar nu kinara nhi milda
eh dil valea di duniya hai dosto
kise naal dil nhi milda te koi dil nu nhi milda
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« on: September 30, 2009, 05:07:28 PM »
ek dua hai sache rabb agge
oh tere wargi dost hor na bnaye
ek anmol cheez aa sade kol
kite oh vi common na ho jaye
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« on: September 30, 2009, 12:26:44 AM »
IN PRISON vs AT WORK
In PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
At WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
IN PRISON
you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..
AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .
IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Humm?
Does it Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for.........
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Kill your Boss
265
« on: September 30, 2009, 12:20:45 AM »
I am proud to be an Indian
1. India is the world's largest, oldest, continuous civilization.
2. India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
3. India is the world's largest democracy.
4. Varanasi, also known as Benares, was called "the ancient city" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C.E, and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.
5. India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
6. The World's first university was established in Takshashila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
7. Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software - a report in Forbes magazine, July 1987.
8. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place in our civilization.
9. Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by India's wealth.
10. The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindhu 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou'.
11. Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days.
12. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.
13. IEEE has proved what has been a century old suspicion in the world scientific community that the pioneer of wireless communication was Prof. Jagdish Bose and not Marconi.
14. Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.
15. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans, cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery. Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India. Over 125 surgical equipment were used. Deep knowledge of anatomy, physiology, etiology, embryology, digestion, metabolism, genetics and immunity is also found in many texts.
16. When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization).
17 The four religions born in India, Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world's population.
18. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.
19. India is the only country other than US and Japan, to have built a super computer indigenously.
20. India has the second largest pool of Scientists and Engineers in the World.
21. India is the largest English speaking nation in the world.
Famous Quotes on India (by non-Indians)
* Albert Einstein said: We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.
* Mark Twain said: India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only.
* French scholar Romain Rolland said: If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India.
* Hu Shih, former Ambassador of China to USA said: India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border.
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« on: September 29, 2009, 05:32:58 PM »
H_M T _M
Is not complete
with out “U”
&
Fr _endsh_p
will never be
completed
with out “I”
so U n I
have to be there
forever if
u want
HUM &TUM 2
be friends
267
« on: September 29, 2009, 09:21:24 AM »
Husn nu nakhre kaun sikhaonda
Akal ton eh gal door ae
Har sohni surat apne-aap ch rehndi kyun magror ae
Jad tafteesh kiti tan pta laggya
Ke ess vich adha ashiqan da te adha sheeshean da kasoor ae...!
U W ...
268
« on: September 29, 2009, 09:18:35 AM »
Asi pyar tere dian reeJhan nu
Dil vich vsa k tur Jana
Loki lakh rokan sade chawan nu
Asi pyar puga k tur Jana
Chahe Jag russe satho sara hi
Asi yaar mna k tur Jana
Chahe pve vicchode Jisma de
Asi rooh nal la k tur Jana !
269
« on: September 28, 2009, 12:55:37 PM »
Mere dukha da dard wandaave koi na
Mere hanJua da mull ithe paave koi na
Sdaa rakhde haan chehre utte ik Jhootha Jeha hassa
Taan k mere dukha di kitaab padh Jave koi na
Ohde ditte hoye zakhm sdaa chuppa k rakhde
Taan Jo mohabbatan nu daag lagg Jave koi na
Vich raah de SaJJan chadh tur Jaande
Aaakhir tak saath nibhave koi na...
270
« on: September 26, 2009, 03:04:40 PM »
Meri sab de agge haath ban ke ehi requst hai ki jis josh naal tusi saare new year ya valentine’s day bare sab nu dasde ho us to dugne josh naal sab nu SARDAR BHAGAT JI bare daso taki saari duniya iss mahan shaheed nu yaad kare te saari duniya nu is yodhe de janamdin bare pata lag sake
Aao ajj pran kariye ki asi sab is mahan yodhe di kurbani nu yaad karange
ਇੱਕ ਸੋਚ ਨੂੰ ਬਚਾਉਣ ਲਈ ਹਕੂਮਤਾਂ ਦੇ ਅੱਗਿਓ ਦੀ ਖੰਘ ਜਾਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਬੰਦੇ ਆਮ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੇ
ਜਦੋ ਪਤਾ ਹੋਵੇ ਸੀਨਿਆਂ 'ਚ ਛੇਕ ਹੋਣਗੇ ਉਦੋਂ ਜੰਗ 'ਚ ਜਾਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਬੰਦੇ ਆਮ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੇ
ਰੱਸੇ ਚੁੰਮ ਕੇ ਤੇ ਹੱਥੀਂ ਆਪੇ ਆਪਣਾ ਵਜੂਦ ਫਾਹੇ ਟੰਗ ਜਾਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਬੰਦੇ ਆਮ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੇ
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« on: September 26, 2009, 12:42:16 AM »
ohdi jaan mukkamil ban jayie,
jehra kise tarah vi thirke na,
iman mukkamil ban jayie,
bhagwaan bne jo phirde ne,
asi ohna di rees nhi karde,
sadi tan eho koshish hai,
insan mukkamil ban jayie
272
« on: September 26, 2009, 12:11:09 AM »
Zaalma nu sabak sikha k htna ae,
Sangal gulami wala galon lah k hatna ae,
Khich seene vich poundi ae Takreer Bhagat Singh di,
Gandhi di Jagah Lagauni ae Tasveer BHAGAT SINGH di !
273
« on: September 26, 2009, 12:08:52 AM »
Ik soch nu bchaun lyi hakoomtan de aggeon di khang jan vale bande aam nhi hunde
Jad pata hove seeneya ch shekk honge odon jang vich jan vale bande aam nhi hunde
rasse chum ke te hathin apna wjood fahe tang jan vale bande aam nhi hunde
274
« on: September 25, 2009, 12:14:16 AM »
sahan vich tu vasdi hain ,
Dus kIve rok lavan ohna sahan nu ,
Mukki nahi udeek tere aon di,
Kive takkno hat Ja rahan nu ,
Rokan bathere par nahi rukde ,
HanJu hauke hawan nu ,
Pata nahi kisdi chandri nazar Laggi hai,
Mere saJre chawan nu ,
Rab kare Qyamat howe te tu mil Jaawen ,
Phir seh lavange sab saJawan nu ,
Je nahi auna ta kabool karee ,
BheJ reha haan hawa de hath duawaan nu !
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« on: September 24, 2009, 11:06:17 PM »
kuch gawa k v sanu pauna na aya ,
Pyar aina kita k jataona na aya ,
Oh taan aa gaye is dil wich ,
Kasoor sada c k sanu ohna de dil wich samoana na aya..!
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« on: September 24, 2009, 10:43:48 PM »
kuch gawa k v sanu pauna na aya ,
Pyar aina kita k jataona na aya ,
Oh taan aa gaye is dil wich ,
Kasoor sada c k sanu ohna de dil wich samoana na aya..!
277
« on: September 24, 2009, 07:00:31 PM »
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,MADAM drew diagram on blackboard & announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure,
Look at my Figure
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« on: September 24, 2009, 06:55:06 PM »
Papa beti se - Beti pehle to tum mujhe papa kehti thi
Lekin ab tum mujhe Dad kehti ho, kyu ?
Beti-oh Dad, papa kehne se Lipstic khrab ho jati hai .
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« on: September 24, 2009, 06:53:11 PM »
Ik war ik ladke di g'frnd gretng cards wali shop te gyi te shopkepr nu puchya,"ki tuhade kol koi eho jeha card hai jis te likhya hove,"u r my first love"
shopkepr,"ha ji hai.
g'frnd,"2 drjn devo fir
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« on: September 24, 2009, 06:50:35 PM »
What is girlfrnd ?
Ans. It is Addition of tension,
Subtraction of mobile balance,
multiplication of enemies & Division of Friend.
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