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PJ Games / Re: New Game - Oh My God...
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:58:37 PM »
omg ... kithe gye sare

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beautiful kudi

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PJ Games / Re: ~*What Will U Do If The Above Person Knock At Your Door*~
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:56:41 PM »
welcome ji

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PJ Games / Re: a game between guys v/s gurlz
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:55:52 PM »
 :superhappy:

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PJ Games / Re: throw SUmthing On the person ABOVE YA
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:55:16 PM »
yellow rose

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PJ Games / Re: ~~sTEEL soMETHING~~
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:54:16 PM »
ajj tan chura hi leyna aa tuhade kolo kuch

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Jokes Majaak / Re: A girl can break any relation.
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:51:49 PM »
hahahaha..... ki hoeya ji lagda tuhanu gal sahi ni lagi  :loll:

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Gup Shup / Re: I LOVE U
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:47:47 PM »
I luv mah spcl frnd

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Gup Shup / Re: Dedicate A Rose 4 D Person Above U....!!!
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:46:00 PM »
pink

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Love Pyar / Re: DO you believe in long distance relationship ?
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:42:45 PM »
awwwwwwwwww X_X X_X menu tan lageya c menu khut pai jani m safe :balle: :balle: ok jokes apart..

gill sahib jo assin tuahnu samjayona chaunde c m glad tusi samaz gaye 8->


hahaha .......mai tan samjh geya jiiii jo tusi samjaeya kaaaash sare hi samj jaan

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Jokes Majaak / Boss to Secrtry
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:36:43 PM »
Boss 2 Secrtry: 4 a week v’ll go abroad.
She cals husb: 4 a week I & boss r going abroad.
Husb cals GF: Wife going. Lets enjoy.
GF cals her student: 4 a week u r free.
Litle boy cals grandpa: Im free.
Grandpa(boss) cals Seceratary:Tour Canceld.
Im wid my grandson dis week.
Sec cals husb: Tour cancl
Husb cals GF: Wife not going
GF cals boy: Dis week ur clas as usual
Boy cals grand pa: Sory I ve 2 attnd my class.
Grand pa cals Secy:V r going abroad..
2 b cont.

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Gup Shup / Re: Give Value to Relationship
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:10:48 PM »
dhanwad  majajan jatti ji parhn lyi

tusi bilkul sahi kiha ji apan nu vadh ch hi kise cheez di ehmiyat da pata lagda aa

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Gup Shup / Re: Keep on Knocking, Keep on Asking, Keep on Seeking!
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:07:13 PM »
MAIN BAUT VADIA AA........!!

matlab busy c tusi par hun vehle ho gae o.....!!
hahaha...bas ina ke vehla ho gye  aa ji ke roz pj te aa ke apne frndzz de darshan kar sakiye

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Gup Shup / Re: What is globalization?
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:05:08 PM »
hahaha ...

thnxx a lot

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Gup Shup / Re: A Stunning Senior Moment
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:03:49 PM »
thnxx for reply

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Love Pyar / A Boy prpsd a grl
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:01:22 PM »
A Boy prpsd a grl.She rejctd.
HE ws nt SAD. Frnds asked'Y,
u dnt hve feelins?
BOY: Y shld i feel?
I lost 1who never luvd me.
 SHE lost 1 who really lvs her.

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Jokes Majaak / A girl can break any relation.
« on: September 16, 2009, 03:55:11 PM »
2 eyes are best frnds.
Both will blink together,move, cry, see n sleep 2gether
But if they see a girl only 1 will blink
Moral:- A girl can break any relation.

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Jokes Majaak / the hottest kiss?
« on: September 16, 2009, 03:51:56 PM »
Sweetest kiss- On the 4head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?
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On the bike's silencer! Try it......
__________________

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Gup Shup / Re: Keep on Knocking, Keep on Asking, Keep on Seeking!
« on: September 16, 2009, 12:57:26 PM »
ssa ji ..ki haal aa ?

bas thora busy c ji kam kar ch .....hun roz hi darshan karea karage tuhade

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Gup Shup / A Stunning Senior Moment
« on: September 16, 2009, 12:55:41 PM »
A Stunning Senior Moment



Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The Young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones. Computers with light-speed processing... And more.'

After a brief silence the senior citizen responded as follows:

'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young ... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh#*, what are you doing for the next generation?'

The applause was amazing

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