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2701
« on: October 11, 2009, 03:11:29 PM »
"Doctor", said the young man lying on the couch, "you`ve got to help! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I am lying in the bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what would you do?"
"I push them away."
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this."
The patient implored, "Please...Break my arms."
2702
« on: October 11, 2009, 03:03:49 PM »
Never Break four things in life:
Trust, Promise, Relation& Heart........
because when they break,
they don't make noise but pains a lot.......
2703
« on: October 11, 2009, 01:55:33 PM »
2704
« on: October 11, 2009, 01:18:03 PM »
JHANDA AMLI AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
JHANDA :-Chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun main
baithe baithe yunhi kho jata hun main
Kya yehi "pyaar" hai?
Girlfriend:-Nahiiii.....Marjaneya amliyaaa tainu kamzori aaa
2705
« on: October 11, 2009, 01:04:42 PM »
GS & his wife drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, GS asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
2706
« on: October 10, 2009, 07:06:45 PM »
O wow this is a M.P
MasterPiece yaar!!! :happy:
:laugh: :laugh: this is M P pendu 22 MY PLEASURE
2707
« on: October 10, 2009, 07:04:56 PM »
OWNEDDDDDD :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:
keep laughing :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2708
« on: October 10, 2009, 07:02:13 PM »
X_X X_X haye hatjo X_X X_X
:laugh: jatti tan aa gyi hun pinder nu ley kee aayo roop ji
2709
« on: October 10, 2009, 06:49:44 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .....gill eh punishmnt avdi hubby nu deni aa ...poor ur wify 123 da ki banu :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:nhi mere hubby tan sheeshe ton bina hi ready ho ju merian aakhan ch avde aap nu dekh ke ....nd ..mere koi 1,2,3 ni bas ik hi aa raj jii ..
2710
« on: October 10, 2009, 06:31:05 PM »
koi ni.. :lol: hunda rehnda... guys reveal their secrets aswell :laugh:
hahaha....tusi daso ji jo dasna a ..roop di gal na suno :lol:
2711
« on: October 10, 2009, 06:29:49 PM »
v nice joke ji keep posting
hahaha.......thnxx bro
2712
« on: October 10, 2009, 06:27:07 PM »
janam din diyan bahut bahut mubarka ji
many many happy returns of the day
2713
« on: October 10, 2009, 04:19:43 PM »
1.Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
2. Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
3. once Hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to America.."
4."..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
5. Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
6.it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
7.teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!
8."shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
9.My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids"
10."I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
11."will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
12.LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
13.Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
14.Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
15."why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
16.Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
17.Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
2714
« on: October 10, 2009, 03:56:02 PM »
Officer:wts ur name???
Candidate:M.P. sir
Officer:tell me properly??
Candidate:Mohan Pal,sir.
Officer:ur father's name???
Candidate:M.P. Sir
Officer:wt does dat mean?
Candidate:Mohinder Pal,sir.
Officer:ur native place???
Candidate:M.P. sir
Officer:Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate:no,it's Mubarak pur, sir.
Officer:wt is ur qualification???
Candidate:M.P. sir.
Officer: (Angrily)wt is it??
Candidate:Matric Pass ,sir.
Officer:why do u nedd a job???
Candidate:M.P. Sir.
Officer:and wt does dat mean???
Candidate: Money Problem,sir.
Officer: describe ur personality???
Candidate:M.P. Sir.
Officer:Explain properly
Candidate:Magnanimous Personality ,sir.
Officer:The discussion is now over.U may go now.
Candidate:M.P. sir.
Officer:wt is it now???
Candidate:My Performance,sir.
Officer:M.P.!!!!!
Candidate:Wt is dat sir?
Officer:Mentally Punctured.
2715
« on: October 10, 2009, 02:43:41 PM »
More love in the air.. :pagel:
 : :
:happy: :happy:
2716
« on: October 10, 2009, 02:41:32 PM »
haye pinder luvs ya bahut sara g :love: :hug:
:woried: :hehe:
2717
« on: October 10, 2009, 02:06:07 PM »
eh bai something is not right..
Jatti Heer Post.. Have I told you I love you... Gill Sabh post 101 ways of saying I love you.... hmmm Interesting.. SO MUCH LOVE IN THE AIR JI :love:
whao.... love following on PJ .. NIC :happy: :happy: :happy:
p.S. - Hun gill bai sharma geyya .. So hard for nice ppl to admit the love.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahahahhah .... :pagel:
hahaha....jhande 22 hatt ja tu ptandra kehri gal nu kider jod dita lija ke :laugh: :laugh:
2718
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:55:50 PM »
i have a feeling menu laghda sum1 is in trouble :huhh:
hahaha..mai keh dena ke menu tan pinder ne kiha c post karne nu eh vala joke :laugh:
2719
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:54:07 PM »
dekh lavo gill sahib..eho jahe jokes na mareya karo..pinder ne sohne nu tuahdan nahe hona dena.. ..tusi ekale reh jana fir :huhh: :huhh:
jehde kol tuhade varge pyar karn vale dost hon oh ikala kiven reh sakda aa roop ji...je jatti pinder kol bhejni aa tan Gill lyi roop ?
2720
« on: October 10, 2009, 01:46:19 PM »
:huhh:
:laugh: :laugh: sachi gal tan mann leya karo
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