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Fun Time / Re: GuEsS THe pRoFeSsiOn oF ThE pErSoN aBoVE!!!
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:41:50 PM »
hahaha...mere vang vehli hi aa mishri vi  :happy:

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Fun Time / Re: Pj di haajri.......
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:40:27 PM »
haazir janab

2283
Gup Shup / Re: tuhade dil ki feel karda and mood kiwe
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:39:46 PM »
kuch ni pata lag riha dil ki chaunda aa  :sad:

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Fun Time / Re: Person above u CooL,SmaRt,BhoLa,PaGal,CHalAak or Cute
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:38:23 PM »
cute

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Fun Time / Re: wat would u change bout the person above u??
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:37:02 PM »
kuch ni change karna inj hi sohne lagde aa

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Fun Time / Re: above person nu kehda da punishment?????
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:35:50 PM »
khand mishri menu miln aave 4 hrs drive karke  :hug:

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Fun Time / Re: u and the above person in a film role.....
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:33:51 PM »
 :happy: khand mishri naal tan bahut sare role karn nu tyar aaa mai  :balle:

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Fun Time / Re: if u r locked with da person above u......???
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:31:45 PM »
pehlan akhian nu rjjj leyn de , phir gal dil vali karde aan   :hehe: :balle:

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Fun Time / Re: if u r locked with da person above u......???
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:25:21 PM »
haha..chal ji  hun lock ho geya mishri naal mai tan  :balle: sunao phir koi gal baat

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Fun Time / Re: if u r locked with da person above u......???
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:17:59 PM »
hahaha...ina kuch pata lag geya tan hi hun hor janna chauna aa mishri nu galan karna chauna aa tuhade kol beth ke

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Fun Time / Re: if u r locked with da person above u......???
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:11:47 PM »
roop naal bahut galan karnia mai tan ..chahe lok khule hi na koi fikar ni :balle: :happy:

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Love Pyar / Re: Check ur LOVE attitude.....
« on: October 30, 2009, 06:43:20 PM »
hahaha...mishri ji eh tan pata lag geya ke three aa tuhada ..hun eh vi das deo ke ess ch sahi kina ke aa  :happy:

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Love Pyar / Re: Check ur LOVE attitude.....
« on: October 30, 2009, 06:24:03 PM »
mine is one

>One -
>You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is ahead of others; you know what's in and what's way out. Sometimes you're a little too aggressive when it comes to pursuing a love interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and this dramatic flair usually attracts the strongest guys. Your competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals...but those who can't handle your power aren't your type anyway. At times you can be possessive, manipulating and demanding with your friends and in love relationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence... and knock-'em-dead good looks don't hurt either

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Love Pyar / Check ur LOVE attitude.....
« on: October 30, 2009, 06:21:16 PM »
Check ur LOVE attitude.....



To find your love attitude number, add your birthmonth and your
>birthdate together.
>Keep reducing it until it's a single digit.
>Example:
>January 28
>1+28 = 29
>2+9 = 11
>1+1 = 2;
>your love attitude number is 2.
>Read on below to find out what your love style is supposed to be. If
>your number is:
>
>One -
>You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is ahead of others; you know what's in and what's way out. Sometimes you're a little too aggressive when it comes to pursuing a love interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and this dramatic flair usually attracts the strongest guys. Your competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals...but those who can't handle your power aren't your type anyway. At times you can be possessive, manipulating and demanding with your friends and in love relationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence... and knock-'em-dead good looks don't hurt either.
>
>Two -
>Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing, mild manner allows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you - especially shy guys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get along easily with both sexes. You are a natural peacemaker and can be very persuasive with words, which helps you to gain the respect of your classmates. You can also be too sensitive at times, and your greatest drawback is a lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in conflict. Your favorite type of guy is a gentle, affectionate one who is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A guy/gal who loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on your list of favorites,too.
>
>Three -
>You are imaginative, fun-loving, thrill-seeking and expressive. You're so charming that you attract many friends and you are almost never lacking guys/gals. In your earlier years, you may be totally shy and self-conscious, but you'll lose those qualities in the high-school years. You can be sort of vain or even a bit of a show-off when you get caught up in exciting events in your life, but you usually redeem yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend. Jealousy shows its ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren't affected by it unless your guy/gal tries to provoke it. In the guy/gal department, you prefer the athletic or artistic types. You're in absolute heaven when you find both of those qualities in the same guy/gal. When you're looking for love, a guy/gal who can make you laugh scores points, big time!
>
>Four -
>You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good hearted. You're one of the most diligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your schoolwork a priority. You also express those same qualities in your love relationship. No one is more faithful and trusting than you. In fact, those tendencies can be a little negative in your romantic life. You may sometimes hang on too long to a guy/gal who doesn't give you the respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usually dig yourself out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. You usually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate - he/she may be a show-off or a teacher's pet. Whatever the type, it helps if he/she is good-looking, too, but that's not a major consideration for you.
>
>Five -
>Your love attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous. you're creative and adaptable, and you can come up with the most exciting and sometimes daring things to do. Your quick intelligence and way with words help get you out of the problems that come with being flirtatious and playing hard to get. You need to pay close attention to your personal values because you love to try new and different things and easily go along with the crowd and the consequences can put extra strain on your relationship with a boy/girl. You like guys/gals who have great bodies and good looks, along with exceptional brain and high grades. It helps if they are highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you, otherwise you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.
>
>Six -
>You are warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing, thoughtful nature attracts many girlfriends/boyfriends to you, and usually some of the nicest guys/gals too. Because of your need to care, you can end up in a relationship that requires too much care-taking to make it balanced. Since home and family play important roles in your life, you are unlikely to be attracted to guys/gals who your parents wouldn't like. Sometimes you have a slight jealous streak... but it doesn't last long. Some people with this love attitude number are prone to making harsh judgements of others, especially when others don't share your set of values. You are especially attracted to the good looking, boy/girl-next-door type who is smart as well as a gentle man/woman.
>
>Seven -
>Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A few people with love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they usually attract guys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to yourself. Your type generally attracts guys who feel the same way you do. Your refined, independent and secretive nature is very alluring to certain guys/gals. At times you can also be somewhat fault-finding and a little demanding in your love relationship and with friends. You are mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren't like all the rest; a loner easily attracts you. And, if he/she reads a lot and enjoys learning, he/she is especially perfect for you.
>
>Eight -
>Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number usually makes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts schoolwork ahead of a social life. However, you also enjoy being a leader among yourclassmates and will seek offices or other positions that enable you to use your leadership skills. Because of this, you can be somewhat intimidating to certain guys/gals. You can also be a little too intense, bossy and jealous for your own good. Your love match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome and popular. You like quality over quantity and will usually wait until the guy/gal with the best attributes comes along.
>
>Nine -
>You have a sophisticated attitude that is also generous and considerate. Your responsible, charitable nature may find you attracting guys/gals who want someone to confide in or who makes them feel secure. At a very young age, you developed the type of personality that makes others feel safe and protected. You will carry these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you'll be a good mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be argumentative and overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper that can make everyone run for cover. You like the kind of guy/gal who is responsible and impeccably dressed and has gorgeous eyes and a great body. Charm, wit and (of course) brilliance could make him the perfect guy/gal for you.________________

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Jokes Majaak / Appraisal letter & a follow-up memo
« on: October 30, 2009, 02:33:09 PM »

APPRAISAL LETTER (A classic example for the proverbial reading between lines)
Dear Manager (HR)

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Signed - Project Leader


A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:

Dear Manager (HR),

That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.
Signed - Project Leader




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Fun Time / Re: above person u saw, u r in rain & call u at midnight
« on: October 29, 2009, 09:07:11 PM »
han oh vadhiya aa song ..mai tan profile ch vi ohi video layi hoyi aa
aaja nachiye  jattiye  :balle: :hug:

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PJ Games / Re: ~~sTEEL soMETHING~~
« on: October 29, 2009, 09:05:00 PM »
hahahaha...oh ni milni hun ...vaise vi ohde vargi same cheez apni tere kol shad aaye aa  so hun ..sauda iko jiha ho geya

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Fun Time / Re: above person u saw, u r in rain & call u at midnight
« on: October 29, 2009, 09:00:10 PM »
nachna jatti naal tan mihn ch  :hug: :kiss:

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PJ Games / Re: ur fav. sad song
« on: October 29, 2009, 08:58:21 PM »
sadeya praan  ton sikhi udna ni beh gyi hor kite aalna bna ke ..

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sweet jatti beautiful

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