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Fun Time / Re: horoscope
« on: November 21, 2009, 12:03:48 PM »
> TAURUS   (The Tramp)
> Aggressive.  Loves being in long relationships.  Likes to give a good fight for what they want.  Extremely outgoing.  Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality.  Stubborn.  A caring person.  One of a kind.  Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 
  :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Only For Gurls ....
« on: November 21, 2009, 11:59:29 AM »
What Men Really Mean



"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."


"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."


  :happy:

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PJ Games / Re: your japanese name ?
« on: November 21, 2009, 10:51:55 AM »
hye rabba janta jad v sochio putha hi sochio saaf saaf likhia nale ticky ne ki kujh galt na samjhio fer v dimag puthe passe hi janda kujh nahi ho sakda janta da
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




hahaha..aukha janta da .. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH........
« on: November 21, 2009, 10:17:54 AM »
Number
5

You are very
popular within the community, you can get things done by
just
chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are
often
have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are
a person who does anything
when your head thinks "lets do this". You
will be famous if you open up a business,
get involve in share
dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are
the
one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the
one actually
get money on credit and help your friends. You will have
more than 1 relationship,
but when u get settle down you will be a bit
selfish anyway. Coz your other half will
have a pretty good amount of
control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships!

Contacts even you are married at times ' coz your popularity.. You are
someone who get along
with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle
number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are
an explorer
with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it ' s
your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

hahaha....almost true

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PJ Games / Re: Write the person above you a false email address...
« on: November 20, 2009, 07:46:15 PM »

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PJ Games / Re: sis.....bro....gf....bf....friend....Stranger
« on: November 20, 2009, 07:44:06 PM »
g/f

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PJ Games / Re: Write the person above you a false email address...
« on: November 20, 2009, 07:23:38 PM »

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Gup Shup / Re: i hate the word Lol
« on: November 20, 2009, 06:54:17 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


hahaha..kini syani ho gyi hun kamli preeto  lol chnga ni lagda te apni post ch lol vala flag chuk ke khari aa  :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!
« on: November 20, 2009, 03:36:48 PM »
 Great..... FaKin Su Pa  :lol: :lol: Dum Fuk  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 
 
 

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Shayari / Re: Kiven kardi oh pyar vali gall ??
« on: November 20, 2009, 12:03:00 PM »
bhout sohna aa main phela v padiya aa, thnx for posting  =D>



hanji lyf eh dobara post ho geya  pehla vi karea hoeya mai

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Shayari / Re: Pyar kar betha haan jis naal mai ...
« on: November 20, 2009, 11:52:27 AM »
vry nice  =D> =D> =D>



thnxxx lyf  :hug:

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Shayari / Re: kudiya da asli chehra lukeya reh janda
« on: November 20, 2009, 11:34:20 AM »
hahaha....tu tan serious ho gyi lovlo  this thread is just for fun shun  so coool down ok ...mere naal ladan na lag jmi kite  :hug:

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Shayari / Re: kudiya da asli chehra lukeya reh janda
« on: November 20, 2009, 11:22:41 AM »
sariya ungla ek barabar nai hundiya. right? kad koi v nai na munde te na kudiya bas eda hunda aa na

majj chikad wich behdke poosh hilave te shitte te sab te painde aa na. is lai still m not agree or disagree  :dnk:



hahaha..gal tan sahi aa teri lyf  par ina tan mann la ke jada munde sau hi hunde aa ( mere varge )kudian kharab kar dindian ohna nu .....hahaha..phir mundea di majj vi poonch marn lag jandi aa  :lol: :lol:

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Shayari / Re: kudiya da asli chehra lukeya reh janda
« on: November 20, 2009, 11:06:50 AM »
main na agree ho na disagree eh pa dita  :dnk:



han menu pata tera dil kehnda ke sahi aa gal par ik kudi hon karke tu mannna ni chaundi hena  :lol: :lol:

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Shayari / Re: kudiya da asli chehra lukeya reh janda
« on: November 20, 2009, 11:01:54 AM »
:dnk: :dnk: :dnk:



hahaha...ki hoeya lyf ? :lol:

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Shayari / Re: udeek
« on: November 20, 2009, 11:00:50 AM »
bahut vadhiya  lyfstylo

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Shayari / Re: kudiya da asli chehra lukeya reh janda
« on: November 20, 2009, 10:56:37 AM »
mundeya de charche ta apa aksar sunde aa,
par kudiya da asli chehra lukeya reh janda 
 

 

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Shayari / Pyar kar betha haan jis naal mai ...
« on: November 20, 2009, 10:40:53 AM »
jis nu paun lyi asi nall duniya de lad bethe
oh tu hi tan hai
jis de lyi asi apna aap begana kar bethe
oh tu hi tan hai
jis nu chaunda hai dil beshumar pyar dena
oh tu hi tan hai
jis de lyi gwaa lyi neend mere nenna ne
oh tu hi tan hai
jis naal gall karn lyi rehnda dil betab mera
oh tu hi tan hai
dil chaunda hai jis nu bahut kuj kehna
oh tu hi tan hai
pyar kar betha haan jis naal mai
oh tu hi tan hai
sweety tu hi tan hai

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Shayari / Kiven kardi oh pyar vali gall ??
« on: November 20, 2009, 10:31:31 AM »
Meri gall da hungara oss ton bhrea na geya
chup rhi jamane naal ldeya na geya
kiven kardi oh pyar vali gall ???
ishq samundar oss ton treya na geya
oss de naam da ghar mai apne dil ch bnaeya
shayed raste tang c oss ton vdeya na geya
iss duniya ton chori oss ne bahut sath ditta
par jmane samne hath mera fadeya na geya
mai dena chaunda c oss nu pyar vala chubara
par paudi pyar vali oss ton charheya na geya
kite hanju na aa jan oss de sohne nenna ch
isse lyi hi mere ton mreya na geya


UW

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Gup Shup / Re: tuhade dil ki feel karda and mood kiwe
« on: November 18, 2009, 05:59:40 PM »
agree.. so lyf siso plz dun be sad..


das do lyf hun asi 2 ho gye me n mishro asi tuhade naal aa harek dukh sukh ch :hug:

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