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Messages - Ziddi Soorma
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« on: July 19, 2010, 10:45:06 AM »
Dosti kro college wali se
Ishq larao office wali se
Flirt kro prhos wali se
Pyar kro dilwali se
ankh larao sali se
aur maar khao ger wali se. :angry: :cry: :angr:
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« on: July 19, 2010, 06:50:53 AM »
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh :break: :break:
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« on: July 19, 2010, 06:42:13 AM »
Aar Tanga Paar Tanga ..
wich chalam Chaliee Aan.
huny e main nahaa k ayee aan
main fer nahuan chaliea aan :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: July 18, 2010, 04:45:33 PM »
dukhi jatt jadd sukhi hunda c... :balle: barri aish kitte c bappu de sirr te hun kithe gai oh din....  :
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« on: July 18, 2010, 02:39:48 PM »
It is said that inzamam don't understand english.
Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"?
Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem
first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially Afridi
do very well if they continue we can have another chance X_X
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« on: July 18, 2010, 12:33:48 PM »
tu ne te bottle he sai
koi te saath ha....
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« on: July 17, 2010, 02:25:12 PM »
ki charge karde...
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« on: July 17, 2010, 12:04:12 PM »
tusi jindge kadde v jhoot ne bolea
par dost di khiter bolna pe jai
tusi k karo ge.....? :wait:
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« on: July 17, 2010, 11:52:06 AM »
ik pand ghaa nall 124km
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« on: July 17, 2010, 10:13:43 AM »
Ik jaat te ik gorra te ik kala(jameca)
tinne jane kisse resarch te challe c plan vich
ajje addh ch he gai c k plan ch kharbi ah gai
pilot khen lagga k hun kush ne ho sakda
eh plan crash ho jana thorre chir tak
appne app nu bacha lo.... :rabb: :rabb:
ta jad tinna ne dekhea te parashoot iko c
jatt te kale ne salah kitte k
gorre appne nalo jeada sehane ha
iss nu parashoot de dinne ha
eh loka da bout sochde ha.. :wait:
gorra ne shaal maar ditte parashoot naal
te jatt ne appna demag larrea...
pagg la ke parashoot wang bana le te shaal maar ditte =D>
barre he arram naal thale nu jah rhia c..
hun kale ne sochea yaar marna te ha he kyo na shaal maar deve
syed kitte chagi jaga te dig pea te bach jawa ga
lao kale ne shaal maar ditte goli wang thale nu jawe
te raste jatt araam naal ja rhia c
uss kol de bout tej lange goli wang
jadd jatt ne dekhea te os nu gussa ah gea
bolea jatt naal ressa launda
bas g jatt ne v pagg shadd ditte..... X_X X_X
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« on: July 17, 2010, 09:43:48 AM »
pelhe war dekhea
khota petrol te chalda :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:
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« on: July 17, 2010, 09:28:13 AM »
ki banu dunea da.........
isse karke te assi dukhi ha....
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« on: July 17, 2010, 08:00:06 AM »
nava model mere taange da 2010
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« on: July 15, 2010, 12:10:37 PM »
please daso.........
oh kehre chezze ha jo kich k chhotti ho jandi ha..?
ਉਹ ਕਿਹੜੀ ਚੀਜ਼ ਹੈ ਜਿਹੜੀ ਖਿੱਚ ਕ ਛੋਟੀ ਹੋ ਜ਼ਾਂਦੀ ਹੈ ? :wait: :wait: :wait:
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« on: July 15, 2010, 11:28:04 AM »
Teacher: Tum bade ho kar kaya karo ge
Student:Shaadi
Teacher: mera matlab: tum bade ho kar kaya bano ge
student: Dullha
teacher: oh ho mera matlab mummy papa k leye kaya karo ge
student: Bahu Laaun ga
Teacher: stupid !! tumhe kaya lagta hai k tumahre mom dad tum se kaya chahte hain
Student: Pota
Teacher: hay bhagwaan : :angry:
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« on: July 14, 2010, 08:53:14 AM »
saddi mehfill kyo ujjer ge
kis de najjar lag ge..
chat room kyo ne chalda..?
kisse nu patta te daso plz....
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« on: July 12, 2010, 06:49:59 AM »
IK GALL DASO SARE.....
ajj kal lok kutte nu gall naal
lai phirde....
te insaan rulde phirde...
kutte di jindge changi
ja phir insaana di......
plz comment ch daso...???? :cry:
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« on: July 12, 2010, 06:25:00 AM »
Pagg Kiyon??
Why Turban??
Jawan bacha apni Maa nu pushda hai, "Maa, Main Pagg Kiyon banna? Ki iss toh binna main Sikh nahi haan? Jadh main mannda ke main Sikh haan fer eh Pagg wala arrikka kiyon? Sikhi ki Pagg ne kammauni hai?"
Maa Siyaani see, kehndi bacha issda jawab main sawere deiyaangi.
Bacha sawere skool lai tiyaar hunda kehnda hai, "Maa meri uniform deyo..." "Oh te bache main tiyaar hee nahi kitee" Maa ne keha. "Fer main skool kinj jaavan?" Bache ne pusheya.
Maa ne aggeyo jawab ditta , "Mere bache, Skool uniform ne thorro jaana hai, Parrhna tu, Dimag tera, Eh uniform wala arrikka kiyon?"
Baccha aggeyo gusse 'ch kehnda hai, "Hadd ho gai Maa, Discipline vi akhir koi cheej hai".
Maa ne aggeyo jawaab ditta, "Taan fer dass mere bache, Guru ji da ditta discipline arrikka kiyon? Tere Ser te banndhi Dastaar, doh gaj kaprra nahi, Eh Guru ji wallon tere discipline vich shaamil hai..."
ih pagh sade guru di daat te shan hai ji
japo waheguru ji
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« on: July 12, 2010, 06:21:25 AM »
ਦਿਨ ਕਾਲਜਾਂ ਚ ਬੀਤੇ ਉਹ ਸਾਰੇ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਣਗੇ,
ਚਾਹੇ ਮਿਲ ਜਾਵੇ ਐਸ਼ ਕੁੱਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਪਰਦੇਸਾਂ
ਧੁੱਪਾਂ ਸਹਿ ਗੇੜੇ 'ਉਹਦੇ' ਪਿੱਛੇ ਮਾਰੇ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਣਗੇ ,
ਰਿਹਾ ਰੱਬ ਵਾਂਗ ਜਿਹਨਾ ਤੇ ਭਰੋਸਾ ਦਿਲ ਨੂੰ,
ਨਾਲ ਡਟਦੇ ਰਹੇ ਸੱਚੇ ਉਹ ਯਾਰ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਣਗੇ,
ਹਿੱਕ ਤਾਣ ਜੋ ਖਿਲਾਫ ਸਾਡੇ ਰਹੇ ਲੜਦੇ
ਵੈਰੀ ਦੁਸ਼ਮਣ ਤੇ ਖਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ ਜੋ ਖਾਰ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਣਗੇ,
ਨਹੀਂ ਭੁੱਲਣੀ ਉਹ ਰੂਹ ਜਿਸ ਪਿਆਰ ਸੀ ਸਿਖਾਇਆ
ਦਿਲ ਜਿੱਤ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਜੀਹਤੋਂ ਗਏ ਹਾਰ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਣਗੇ,
ਜਿਹੜੇ ਪੈਰ- ਪੈਰ ਉੱਤੇ ਦੁੱਖ-ਸੁੱਖ ਸੀ ਵੰਡਾਉਂਦੇ
ਸੀ ਕਲਾਸਮੇਟ ਲੈਂਦੇ ਮੇਰੀ ਸਾਰ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਣਗੇ ... :hug:
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« on: July 12, 2010, 06:07:24 AM »
kings xi punjab haar da jassan manoude
dhol waza ke besharam !!! :angry:
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