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Messages - Doabe Wala Jatt

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It's not worth complimenting Punjabi girls. They will ignore it or show their "Akkad" (Again depends on the girl, some love the attention while others....... later they will talk about that same guy with their friends). It's the other way around If a gora compliments though, they will smile and what not and even say thanks. The right thing to do is annoy them by spilling your drink on them. Worst part is when you are at Viah fer kudia diya mummiya or bibia compliments dye jann gia, appa ohi ohna dia kudia walo samjli da.

Appne culture ch duje gender toh compliments ghat lende, same gender jada karde ek dujje nu. Jado tuhade yaaran wicho ek bande da jaaluus kadna howe fer bas ATT BAI ATT BAI karke jaluuus puraa kdaa dye da. Kudia ne khudd jaaluus bathera kaddya hunda ghatiya makeup karke

Let's do a scenario how it should go down:

Viah chal reha te tohanu appde supnya di kudi disgi. Phela pta karo kudi nu punjabi aundi ke nai, fer khaint jahe gane diya lina chukko. Amrit maan da nawa gana  :sharab:

Now let's get ready, hunt down the kudi like a shikari and go to work. Ah lina kawo

Munda: Jatti grenade eh jatt wi taan bamb ni (never forget yourself)
Kudi: Ignores or akkad

Game over my friend (akaamazing wali)

Hun appa kudi nu gaaaibb (disappear) karna viah cho, IT'S REVENGE TIME! Gandi soch kidnap ni karni. 2-4 motte motte peg lao, again hunt down the kudi and ode utte drink spill kardo. Sorry kekhe tittar hojo and start doing bhangra with your boys like a boss. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!

Edit: Damn fresh damag ehne ideas. Maybe akaamazing nu bhejni chaidi eh script.

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Gup Shup / Re: Furstration and anger
« on: March 15, 2017, 11:13:34 PM »
Kill it at the gym!

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Competitions / Re: Punjabi Janta Award Ceremony 2015
« on: March 22, 2016, 02:09:39 PM »
Females:

Most Happiest - Queen, Cali
Most Emotional - Stylish Kaur, Deep Sandhu
Most Friendly- Jatti Heer, Queen
Biggest Ninja (most ladakladak)- Sania, Im grewal
Best Poet -Amitoj
Biggest Gossiper - Anoop, Sania
Most Wise - Kohinoor, Jatti Heer (Sometimes)
Most Cunning (chalaak) - Anoop
Most Reputable - Kohinoor
Most Useless/lazy- Jatti Heer
Most Addicted to PJ - Queen
PJ Model- Im grewal



Males:

Most Happiest - Gujjar, Gabby, Shin Chan
Most Saddest - Jatt Mullanpuria
Most Friendly- Harmeet, Gabby
Easiest to get along - Myself Ghaint, Shin Chan
Biggest Ninja (most ladaku) - Gabby, Doabe Wala Jatt
Best Poet - Challa Parm
Most Wise - Grenade Singh
PJ Clown (makes people laugh) - Gabby, Jio, Gurlal
Most Cunning (chalaak) - Jatt Mullanpuria
Most Reputable - Grenade Singh
Most Useful - Myself Ghaint, Gujjar
Most Useless/lazy- Doable Wala Jatt
Most Addicted to PJ - Myself Ghaint
Best PJ Radio Host - Jatt mullapur
PJ FB di jaan- Gabby, Jio


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Pics / Re: Before And After
« on: January 15, 2016, 12:48:45 AM »
Very proud of you. Singh saroop ch jada sohna lagda :ok:

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Aman, Its the coming of new love legends, that will make you forget about heer/ranjha and so on. Future generations will use these quotes to express their love.

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Gup Shup / Re: What's your new year revolution?
« on: December 30, 2015, 12:42:10 PM »
Meri revolution te shuru ah, appdi saheli nu manona nawe saal toh phela :smh:

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1) "seene laggi khich kadi muk di ni dilan vichon"

means,  "the longing inside never leaves the heart"

2) "rokya ni janda suche khwaab nu"

means, "and neither can one stop a pure dream"

Are these translations correct?
  :wait: :happy:   :smile:

They are correct.

Send her this: "bhootniye eh punjabi kitho sikhi tu"

Par eh likhan da andaaz ajeeb hee ah. Jida kitab cho parke likhya howe.......

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Menu te lagda kudi nu wi punjabi nai aundi.

"Seene laggi which kadi mum do in dilan vicho"
AH KIA?


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SERIOUSLY?

@madam my advice is always gold!

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Gup Shup / Re: je insaan feel nervous hove ?
« on: December 18, 2015, 04:26:29 PM »
je insaan feel nervous hunda.. te ode  badale ki karna chahida  insaan nu  8->

Stylo tu bas appdi tareef appi kar lya kar. Dekhi tu fer nervous nai feel karugi.

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Gup Shup / Re: ajj ki interesting kitha ?
« on: December 18, 2015, 04:08:28 PM »
GF sade kol haini gaddi naal ashiqi kiti sara din :D:

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^You gave the approval. I'm completely out of the picture.

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^I refuse to be held accountable for the consequences :smh: Queen de shatroll feri.

Menu te lagda enu angreji wi sikhoni peni.

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1) What must I give to be where you are?
Bandriye jahiye kali dhakke khani firdi, kise gareeb de kam hee ajja

2) What should I give to stay near beside you?
Bhootniye hun lahu peena tu mera, mein hithey ahke tere jundey patt dene

3) What can I do to see you smiling at me?
Dand tere sadi paro majj warge ah, hasya naa kar

4) There where you walk. There where you run,
Vehli turi firdi bandriye jehiye, chal bhajj chaliye

if we could stay all day under the sun.
Thand eni pendi bahr, rajayee ch behja tik ke. Sun bapu ni nikal da eni dini.

5) Together walking free, I wish I could be, part of your world.
Goli mar turn firn nu, Tenu gaddi ch bethake laijawa ni mein LA nu.

DO NOT SEND HER ANY OF THESE WITHOUT ANYONE'S APPROVAL FROM HERE.

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Birthdays / Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANOOP KAUR
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:43:04 AM »
Happy Birthday ah noopi nu. Menu te cheta hee bhul gya siga.

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Birthdays / Happy Birthday to Sania!
« on: December 03, 2015, 02:29:31 AM »
There isn't a better cake I could have picked out for you. If I was there, I would have totally gotten this and threw it at your stupid face!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADAM!

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Gup Shup / Re: tusi kehrhi cheez dekh k bohut khush hunde o??
« on: December 01, 2015, 01:30:39 AM »
ohh ahh ta apna  dabbe_wala_jatt  i mean pawan bi di fotu wa  :D:

............

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Gup Shup / Re: Part #2 Song you are listening to?
« on: December 01, 2015, 01:04:26 AM »
Mera Laung Gawacha - Musaraat Nazir

Itunes teh supreme collection wali album cho suno



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Cars / Re: Car of the Day
« on: November 16, 2015, 01:43:34 AM »
Mercedes at its best!




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When they fail, these morons end up hacking microsoft or sony serives :smh:

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