This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - ●๋•dểکí вïllø
6261
« on: August 03, 2009, 02:00:42 AM »
chal koi nayeee
tu do var par la
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
6262
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:40:23 AM »
:shutup:
im entrtaning my self!!
6263
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:39:58 AM »
i am
MULTIMEDIA GIRL
She make horrible thing look beautiful
:happy:
6264
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:39:09 AM »
lol :laugh: :laugh:
dis is wot hapenz wen im bored!!
6265
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:37:27 AM »
acha acha!!
mein tenu keha c...aa k mere company join kar!! :pagel:
6266
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:36:50 AM »
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.
***********
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
***********
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
***********
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
***********
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
***********
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
***********
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
***********
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
***********
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as ""wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .
***********
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
--TaN--
desi_trademark
6267
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:32:16 AM »
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THE...
:hehe:
--TaN--
desi_trademark
6268
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:31:15 AM »
feety muh!!
:angr:
6269
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:30:13 AM »
daffa hona...
yaar tu kamla aa sirre da :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
6270
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:28:29 AM »
menu explain karna naye aunda
mein jida suneya
oda likh ta :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
6271
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:27:32 AM »
:shutup:
itz funi!!
6272
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:26:22 AM »
ONE ADVICE
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
DON'T WASTE UR TIME LIKE THIS
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
--TaN--
desi_trademark
6273
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:23:50 AM »
Agar
aap
ladkiyon
se
hamesha
ghire
rehna
chahte
hain
to
.
.
.
.
.
Gol gaphe ki rehri laga lo yaar..
simple........ :laugh:
--TaN--
desi_trademark
6274
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:13:51 AM »
aik fauji ki beevee nars ban gai,to fauji nay issay khat likha.:
drling i am very happy that u got the nursing job and i wish k kissi din zakhmi ho kar tumaare paass aa jaoon.
after some days he got the answer from
her...
hadssaa toa kiya
koee maujza hee tumhe yahan laa sakta hai
kunkey meri duty zachaa hospital main hai.
:laugh: :laugh:
--TaN--
desi_trademark
6275
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:09:24 AM »
Pandit beti ki shaadi ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne england giya,
wahan se apni biwi ko phone kiya
24 saal ka koi larka(munda) nahi milyaa, 12-12 de do chalangey ?
:hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :hehe:
--TaN--
6276
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:05:05 AM »
Pandit puri jindgi sochta raha,
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Aur sochte sochte hi mar gaya ki agar meri behan ke 2 bhai hai to mera 1 kaise... :hehe:
:laugh: :laugh:
--TaN--
6277
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:03:33 AM »
jida rabb nu manjur hove....
6278
« on: August 03, 2009, 01:01:51 AM »
Santa singh bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Santa singh got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" :hehe:
mein phela he dass dene a ...
aa mein copy n paste kita aa!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
--TaN--
desi_trademark
6279
« on: August 03, 2009, 12:55:51 AM »
tusi sare@pagal ho.com
6280
« on: August 03, 2009, 12:52:17 AM »
hayeeee nee
me n my JOKES!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
pagal ho jana mein......
X_Xo sach...mein agge amritsar de pagal khane o bhaj k aye aa accroding 2 yamla and preet
X_X
:hehe:
|
Show Posts