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« on: July 15, 2009, 10:25:49 PM »
The Punjab Police Department, the FBI, and the CIA were each trying to prove it was the best law enforcement agency. So the UN released a rabbit into the woods and gave each agency a chance to do its stuff.
The CIA placed animal informants in and around the forest and questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, the CIA concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI sent its people into the woods. After two weeks with no leads, the agents burned the forest, killing everything, including the rabbit. There were no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Then the Punjab Police sent its people in. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, "OK! OK! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
:laugh: :laugh:
--TaN--
desi_trademark
122
« on: July 15, 2009, 10:24:24 PM »
JATT : Rabba je tu mainu 100Rs. deve ta mein 50Rs. guru ghar devaga .
Thodi door ja ke usnu 50Rs. labh jande hun te jatt kehnda hai : Wah oh rabba inna bhi bharosa nahi, aapne pehla hi katt laye...
:laugh:
--TaN--
123
« on: July 15, 2009, 10:22:20 PM »
Ladki ki t-shirt pe bani billi ko ladka ghoorne laga .
Ladki : kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ?
Ladka : billi to dekhi par billi ko DOOODH ki rakhwali karte pehli baar dekha hai .
:hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
--TaN--
124
« on: July 15, 2009, 10:20:50 PM »
Ek baar ik aadmi upar se gir jata hai aur behosh ho jata hai .
Doctor : yeh mar chuka hai .
Jab us aadmi ko shamshan ghaat le ja rahe hote hai to woh uthh ke bolta hai main zinda hoon, tabhi us ki wife bolti hai chup kar ke paijaa, tenu doctor nalo jiada pata....
:laugh:
--TaN--
125
« on: July 15, 2009, 06:52:45 PM »
awww..
i luk awsum!!..... :laugh:
wouldnt u sae..... ??....
--TaN--
126
« on: July 13, 2009, 07:46:16 PM »
Ek baar ik banda gwandia de ghar manja lain gaya,
gwandi kehnda yaar sade ghar 2 hi manje ne 1 te main te mera bappu 2je te.
meri gharwali te meri maa sonde ne,
oh banda kehnda tuhadi maa di.......,
manja nahi dena na deo par soya ta tareeke nal karo...
--TaN--
127
« on: July 13, 2009, 06:59:49 PM »
Man: pappu ji where were u born? pappu. punjab. Man: which part?
pappu: oye, part part kya kar raha hai, WHOLE BODY is born in punjab!
:laugh:
--TaN--
sardar is edited..... d.e.v
128
« on: July 13, 2009, 06:57:48 PM »
Pujari ko loosemotion lag gaye, to woh doctor ke pass dawai lene challa giya,
doctor ne dawai di to pujari ne poocha, doctor sahib PARHEJ kya karu ?
Doctor bola : bas SHANKH jor se mat bajana ...
:laugh:
--TaN--
129
« on: July 13, 2009, 06:47:41 PM »
Chua to hathi: yaar tere umar kini aa??
Hathi: ek saal da hoya aa hale, te teri??
Chua: Umar ta mere v ek saal he aa,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran de sehat down jehe karte...
:laugh: :laugh:
--TaN--
130
« on: July 12, 2009, 07:11:47 PM »
On this big piece of land
I've np place of stand
No where i could stand with pride
No where i could put my problems aside
I have no place to HIDE
Loner in this huge wide world....
:sad:
--TaN--
131
« on: July 12, 2009, 06:57:21 PM »
kehte hai dua asie karo k
ju mango khuda sai
wo pa sako
aur dosti asi karo k
poore eman se nibha sako....
--TaN--
132
« on: July 12, 2009, 06:46:35 PM »
4 sum1 i love!!.... :pagel:
Easy to get someone who will love yoU!
Easy to get someone who will like you!..
Easy to get someone who will care 4 u..
BUT rare 2 get some1 who wil undastand u!!...
:hug:
--Tan--
133
« on: July 12, 2009, 06:37:37 PM »
aap ko bhul jana fitrat nai hamari..
aap se door rehna majburi hai humari
jine ke liye srifsanse hi kafi nai
sanso se phele zarrut hai tumhari....
--TaN--
134
« on: July 12, 2009, 06:32:28 PM »
Ek sharabi sadk te beth k peg la reha c
Trafic police: O sharabiya dunia chand te ponch gaye te tu sadk te bethaan??
Sharabi: Bas ji...aa peg la k mein v chaleya!!
:laugh:
--TaN--
135
« on: July 12, 2009, 06:27:56 PM »
Gal frm acros da road: oyeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Boy: ke aa!?
Gal: dekho mausam kitna suhana hai....
Boy: mein ke kara??...nacha!!??
Gal: Bigi barsaat ka bhi kya jamana hai...
Boy: menu nai pata c!!...
Gal: luu huneya ek var pyar naal fone ta kar lenda balance tu india le k jana aa!!?
:laugh:
--TaN--
136
« on: July 12, 2009, 06:23:08 PM »
...ek sardar apne marrige certificate ko ek ghante se dek reha tha..
Wife: Tusi ke dek rehe ho ji
Sardar: Exprire date labda aa yaar....saaleya ne likhi nai lagde!!
:laugh:
--TaN--
desi_trademark
137
« on: July 10, 2009, 05:45:05 PM »
deko deko....
lol.... im a billi.... :he:
--TaN--
desi_trademark
138
« on: July 04, 2009, 08:21:32 PM »
ik dil te lakh samjhon wale je samaj na ave ta ki kariye
dard dil da hove ta seh layie je dil hi dard ban jave ta ki kariye
jehnu dil de rog sunaunde c ohi rog la jave ta ki kariye
sade naal hi jisdi duniya c je shad tur jave ta ki kariye
asi aaj bhi raha takde ha oh RAAH bhul jave ta ki kariye
:woried:
X_X
--TaN--
desi_trademark
139
« on: July 04, 2009, 08:04:41 PM »
ruse nah yaara menu manona nai aunda
kol behke darde dil mainu sunona nai aunda
ek pyar nibona sikhiya mein aj tak
har kisi te menu haq jtona nai aunda..
--TaN--
desi_trademark
140
« on: July 04, 2009, 08:02:12 PM »
Assi apneyan hathon khadi maar
te hun pachtaunde haan
pehlan has has kita si pyar
Rahe ishq de ohna naal ture dhur jaan nu
Baljit ne ohna naal laiyan si nibon nu
sanu chad gaye oh adh vichkar
te hun pachtaunde haan
pehlan has has kita si pyar
--TaN--
desi_trademark
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