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« on: July 13, 2011, 11:20:37 AM »
NOXI -
MUJHE AISA PATI CHAHIYE JO ACHI
BAATE KARE,
HASSI MAZAK KARE AUR
RAAT KO MUJHE GAANE
SUNAYE
NOOR -
PATI KA KHAWAB
MAT DEKHO
EK FM RADIO LE LE
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« on: July 13, 2011, 11:18:56 AM »
PARROT USED TO SAY IN THE MORNING
WAKE UP SIR YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK
GALIB GOT TRANSFERD TO PUNJAB.
NOW PARROT SAYS
UTH KANJAR KAM TEH TERI
BHUAA JAUNGI
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« on: July 13, 2011, 11:17:19 AM »
EMERGENCY VCH,,,
LOL FER TA RABB RAKHA KURRI DA :hehe:
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« on: July 09, 2011, 12:18:12 PM »
:hehe:
bai ahh tu pappi kado da ban geya hun :hehe:
oh ta har insan hundda 22
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« on: July 09, 2011, 12:16:37 PM »
Love is wn-
He strts getin serious abt hz life, n she stops thinking abt it..
He strts saving money 2 spend nly 4 her, n she nvr stops spending on hrslf..
He stops smokin, drnkng jst 4 her, n she strts alrming abt it nt 2 hv thm..
He strts getin crazy on hr evry move, n she strts realizn hw beautiful is she 4 sm1..
He strts teling her evry little thing, n she starts talkng abt useless thngs..
He stops sleepng jst 2 c her sleep, n she starts sleepng jst 2 let him luk at her..
He starts taking her as if she is his wife, n she starts learning 2 cook food 2 prove it true..
He starts geting close 2 her, n she stops him nvr 4 dis..
He stops lukin at othr grls, n she starts getin serious abt her own luks..
He cries while readin dis and she smiles.
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« on: July 09, 2011, 12:08:13 PM »
Babumoshai, Zindagi ek rang manch hai aur hum sab is rang manch par kathputliyan hain, hum sabki dorr upar wale ke hath mien hai, kab kiski dor khich jaye koi nahi janta..
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« on: July 09, 2011, 12:03:19 PM »
:wow: :wow:
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« on: July 09, 2011, 11:44:30 AM »
Dumb Blonde
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."
"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."
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« on: July 09, 2011, 11:36:42 AM »
Dukan band aa bai :hehe:
INNI JALDI :lost:
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« on: July 09, 2011, 11:34:59 AM »
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
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« on: July 09, 2011, 11:20:36 AM »
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
I dont know but now i want ice cream. :cool:
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« on: July 09, 2011, 11:16:05 AM »
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« on: July 09, 2011, 11:11:16 AM »
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
Jennifer Lopez: On The FlooR
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« on: July 09, 2011, 11:06:42 AM »
As you are suffering from diabetics, I will give you the most desirous gift to you
Guess what, just sugar!
Happy Birthday :blowout:
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« on: July 07, 2011, 12:36:09 PM »
ALL love of mine..
with a song and a whine..
You’re harsh and divine..
like truths and a lie..
but the tale end is not here..
I’ve nothing to fear..
for my love is yell of giving and hold on…
in the bright emptiness..
in a room full of it..
is the cruel mistress ho ho o…
I feel the sunrise..
that nest all hollowness..
for i have the way to go.. not come…
And i feel so lonely yea..
There’s a better place from this emptiness..
And i’m so lonely yea..
There’s a better please from this emptiness.. yei yei yei ya….
Aa.. aa.. aa…..
Tune mere jaana..
Kabhi nahi jana..
Ishq mera dard mera.. haaye…
Tune mere jaana..
Kabhi nahi jana..
Ishq mera dard mera …
Aashiq teraaa..
Bheed mein khoya rehta hai..
Jaane jahaan a..
Puchho toh itna kehta hai..
And i feel so lonely yea..
There’s a better place from this emptiness..
And i’m so lonely yea..
There’s a better please from this emptiness.. yei yei yei ya….
BY--Rohan Rathore's
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« on: July 07, 2011, 12:22:50 PM »
:hehe: eh ki hai? :wait: noooooooo :hehe:
LEH HAI !! Y ? :hehe:
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« on: July 07, 2011, 12:21:14 PM »
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« on: July 07, 2011, 12:20:21 PM »
Hey! Mario!!! remember me? i wasted my childhood saving your girlfriend!?!............ :mean:
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« on: July 07, 2011, 11:52:34 AM »
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« on: July 07, 2011, 11:47:05 AM »
kudi ek eho jeha prani aa
jinu tussi kadi nai samajh sagde
na hi ehne tuhanu samjhan dena
so it aint worth it trying
baaki tu rehande samjhan samjhoun nu
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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