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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & BLORIAKH
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:44:43 PM »
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New Brand :   Dark Soul  baby Johnson powder ,,,,,,,,just for Dark to White ban li,,,,,,,,

tuhadde naalo vadd gorra apni face dekh lo jake shisha v bechara tutt janda hona

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & SARPANCH
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:42:46 PM »
stop making boxes on my joke... :D: :D: :D:

esnu kaho yaar ewe sir khaapai janddi binna matlab toh koi gal koi baat nhi ewe hi larri jande ne

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & SARPANCH
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:41:30 PM »

MUSKAN= I HATE THAT BEGGAR

DARK SOUL=WHY ?

MUSKAN=BLOODY RASCAL,I GAVE HIM FOOD YESTERDAY & TODAY HE GIFTED ME BOOK--------


" HOW TO COOK "


KI GAL PEETO TUHANU V PASAND NHI EHNA DA FOOD :D: THTS Y NO COMMENT

NO THANK YOU,,,,,,,,,,,,KEEP YOUR OFFER TO YOURSELF JI,,,,,,,

 
 :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:


LAGDA TUSSI V KHADA HOYA TAhi tuhanu v muskan wangu maran di addat pe gayi menu hun johnson baby    powder launa pena my something burning :D:

VASE THIS IS GOOD IDEA FOR YOU BABY NU TAH johnson baby    powder  HI LANA CHAHIDA PANGA TERE BUSS DA RONG NAHI OK JI DONT CRY BABY A LE johnson baby    powder  YOU WILL FEEL BETTER,,,,,,,DONT CRY BABY BABY JOHNSON IS HERE
 
 
 :cry: :cry: :cry:

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




lol appe hi hassi jande ho ikalle ikalle apne comments teh
tuhadda aukha ki banu janta da :D:

zra apne face nu vi dekh le kehan to pahla ji,,,,,,,,,,,,lol

menu dekhan di load ni oh ta kurria nu huindi aa apne face nu dekhan di load :D:

ha dekhan di lor ji,,,,,,,,,,,fir lol hass kiu nikal reha ,,,,,,,,,,,,apne comment ik war fir read karo ji,,,,,then ,,,,,,,,,dont rebuke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

apni tahumat mere teh katoh marri jande ho lagda aaj beauty parlour ni gaye tahi tuhanu apna face dekh ke inna hassa aa rea hai

beauty parlour lor tuhanu sade kol rab di diti Natural beauty buhat a ok,,,,,,,so this advise goes to you ji,,,,,,,,,

lol aaho apni profile vch modala dia fotoan lai bethe ho kithe asli beauty jagg nu na diss je :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sarpanch & shekhon
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:37:59 PM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

hasso na jaddo ehna di mil gayi wife ta hor siappa kharra ho ju ga dekh ke usnu aa ki eh ta meri aa
jst kddnd

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ***Sandhu te Dark***
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:34:33 PM »
ji haji haji

:D: sandhu 22 nu burra lagg jana

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Jokes Majaak / sarpanch & shekhon
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:27:41 PM »

shekhon aur sarpanch ki wife gum ho gai,


shekhon:
Tumhari wife kaisi thi...??


sarpanch:
Gori ranggat, Gulaabi hont, Katrina jaisi height, Aishoria jaisi ankhain, Madhuri jaisi chaal
Shalpa jaisay baal
Saania Mirza jaisi fitness
aur ap ki...??


shekhon:
Meri nu maar goli, chal teri Labhiaye

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & SARPANCH
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:12:58 PM »

MUSKAN= I HATE THAT BEGGAR

DARK SOUL=WHY ?

MUSKAN=BLOODY RASCAL,I GAVE HIM FOOD YESTERDAY & TODAY HE GIFTED ME BOOK--------


" HOW TO COOK "


KI GAL PEETO TUHANU V PASAND NHI EHNA DA FOOD :D: THTS Y NO COMMENT

NO THANK YOU,,,,,,,,,,,,KEEP YOUR OFFER TO YOURSELF JI,,,,,,,

 
 :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:


LAGDA TUSSI V KHADA HOYA TAhi tuhanu v muskan wangu maran di addat pe gayi menu hun johnson baby    powder launa pena my something burning :D:

VASE THIS IS GOOD IDEA FOR YOU BABY NU TAH johnson baby    powder  HI LANA CHAHIDA PANGA TERE BUSS DA RONG NAHI OK JI DONT CRY BABY A LE johnson baby    powder  YOU WILL FEEL BETTER,,,,,,,DONT CRY BABY BABY JOHNSON IS HERE
 
 
 :cry: :cry: :cry:

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




lol appe hi hassi jande ho ikalle ikalle apne comments teh
tuhadda aukha ki banu janta da :D:

zra apne face nu vi dekh le kehan to pahla ji,,,,,,,,,,,,lol

menu dekhan di load ni oh ta kurria nu huindi aa apne face nu dekhan di load :D:

ha dekhan di lor ji,,,,,,,,,,,fir lol hass kiu nikal reha ,,,,,,,,,,,,apne comment ik war fir read karo ji,,,,,then ,,,,,,,,,dont rebuke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

apni tahumat mere teh katoh marri jande ho lagda aaj beauty parlour ni gaye tahi tuhanu apna face dekh ke inna hassa aa rea hai

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & BLORIAKH
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:07:50 PM »
:D: :D: blori sis


PANGA NOT CHANGA REMEMBER LAST TIME :D: WITH HER


PANGA KISS NE LIYA SE ME OR YOU ,,,,,,,,JUST CHECK ABOVE HUN RUN AWAY NA HOVI OK,,,,,,,,,

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na menu bhajna ni aunda m lazy person :D:


chalo dekhde a ji,,,,,,,,lazy person madain vich a fir ,,,,,,,,,,johnson baby    powder  lake ,,,,,,,,,


kyu tussi powder apne niynia de launa appe kharid lo market cho

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Shayari / Re: nee ehna kehdi gal da garoor ho gya
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:06:10 PM »
ਜਦ ਚੀਚੀ ਚ ਸੋਨੇ ਦੀ ਮੁੰਦਰੀ ਪੈ ਜਾਵੇ ਤਾਂ ◄► ਚਾਂਦੀ ਵਾਲਾ ਛੱਲਾ ਹਰ ਕੋਈ ਭੁਲ ਹੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ :cooll:

ਛਲੈ ਮੁਦਿਯਾ  ਵਿਚ ਅੱਜ ਕਲ ਪ੍ਯਾਰ ਸੀਮਤ ਕੇ ਰੇਹ ਗਿਆ ,,,,,,,,,,,
ਅਸਲ ਪ੍ਯਾਰ ਬੁਸ ਨਾਮ ਦਾ ਹੀ ਰੇਹ ਗਿਆ ,,,,,,,,,,

ਦਿਲ ਦਰਿਆ ਸੀ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ ...... ਕੁੜਿਆ ਨੇ ਪਾਣੀ ਕੱਡ-ਕੱਡ ਕੇ ਹੁਣ ਤਾ ਛੱਪੜ ਬਣਾ ਤਾ

IT SHOULD BE THIS WAY,,,,,,,

dil shapar see mondiya da vich frog see goote khande,,,,,,,hun johnson baby    powder uh vi suka dita,,,,,daddo hun pj te ake tap tap de ne ,,,,,,,,,

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


ਬਾਰੀ ਬਰਸੀ ਖੱਟਣ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ ਖੱਟ ਕੇ ਲਿਆਂਦਾ ਲੱਡੂ

ਨੀ ਕੱਪੜੇ ਧੋਂਦੀ ਨੂੰ ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ ਅੱਖ ਮਾਰ ਗਿਆ ਡੱਡੂ

ਨੀ ਕੱਪੜੇ ਧੋਂਦੀ ਨੂੰ ............
...
.................
...........
.
ਪਰ ਅੱਜ ਕੱਲ ਡੱਡੂ ਤਾ ਡਰਦਾ ਕੋਲ ਹੀ ਨਹੀ ਆਉਂਦਾ

ਅੱਜ ਕੱਲ ਤਾ ਏ ਹੀ ਕਹਿਣਾ ਪੈਦਾ ਕੱਪੜੇ ਪਾਉਣ

ਲੱਗੀ ਨੂ ਕਰੰਟ ਮਾਰ ਗੀ ਵਾਸ਼ਿੰਗ ਮਸ਼ੀਨ

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & SARPANCH
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:04:04 PM »

MUSKAN= I HATE THAT BEGGAR

DARK SOUL=WHY ?

MUSKAN=BLOODY RASCAL,I GAVE HIM FOOD YESTERDAY & TODAY HE GIFTED ME BOOK--------


" HOW TO COOK "


KI GAL PEETO TUHANU V PASAND NHI EHNA DA FOOD :D: THTS Y NO COMMENT

NO THANK YOU,,,,,,,,,,,,KEEP YOUR OFFER TO YOURSELF JI,,,,,,,

 
 :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:


LAGDA TUSSI V KHADA HOYA TAhi tuhanu v muskan wangu maran di addat pe gayi menu hun johnson baby    powder launa pena my something burning :D:

VASE THIS IS GOOD IDEA FOR YOU BABY NU TAH johnson baby    powder  HI LANA CHAHIDA PANGA TERE BUSS DA RONG NAHI OK JI DONT CRY BABY A LE johnson baby    powder  YOU WILL FEEL BETTER,,,,,,,DONT CRY BABY BABY JOHNSON IS HERE
 
 
 :cry: :cry: :cry:

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




lol appe hi hassi jande ho ikalle ikalle apne comments teh
tuhadda aukha ki banu janta da :D:

zra apne face nu vi dekh le kehan to pahla ji,,,,,,,,,,,,lol

menu dekhan di load ni oh ta kurria nu huindi aa apne face nu dekhan di load :D:

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Shayari / Re: nee ehna kehdi gal da garoor ho gya
« on: April 30, 2011, 04:02:35 PM »
ਜਦ ਚੀਚੀ ਚ ਸੋਨੇ ਦੀ ਮੁੰਦਰੀ ਪੈ ਜਾਵੇ ਤਾਂ ◄► ਚਾਂਦੀ ਵਾਲਾ ਛੱਲਾ ਹਰ ਕੋਈ ਭੁਲ ਹੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ :cooll:

ਛਲੈ ਮੁਦਿਯਾ  ਵਿਚ ਅੱਜ ਕਲ ਪ੍ਯਾਰ ਸੀਮਤ ਕੇ ਰੇਹ ਗਿਆ ,,,,,,,,,,,
ਅਸਲ ਪ੍ਯਾਰ ਬੁਸ ਨਾਮ ਦਾ ਹੀ ਰੇਹ ਗਿਆ ,,,,,,,,,,

ਦਿਲ ਦਰਿਆ ਸੀ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ ...... ਕੁੜਿਆ ਨੇ ਪਾਣੀ ਕੱਡ-ਕੱਡ ਕੇ ਹੁਣ ਤਾ ਛੱਪੜ ਬਣਾ ਤਾ

IT SHOULD BE THIS WAY,,,,,,,

dil shapar see mondiya da vich frog see goote khande,,,,,,,hun johnson baby    powder uh vi suka dita,,,,,daddo hun pj te ake tap tap de ne ,,,,,,,,,

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


biba halle main chuupp aa ewe ni kisse di sharafat da faida udhai da fer kai vari lene de dene pe jande fir na akhio warn ki kitta c bttr watch urslf first

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & SARPANCH
« on: April 30, 2011, 03:59:51 PM »

MUSKAN= I HATE THAT BEGGAR

DARK SOUL=WHY ?

MUSKAN=BLOODY RASCAL,I GAVE HIM FOOD YESTERDAY & TODAY HE GIFTED ME BOOK--------


" HOW TO COOK "


KI GAL PEETO TUHANU V PASAND NHI EHNA DA FOOD :D: THTS Y NO COMMENT

NO THANK YOU,,,,,,,,,,,,KEEP YOUR OFFER TO YOURSELF JI,,,,,,,

 
 :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:


LAGDA TUSSI V KHADA HOYA TAhi tuhanu v muskan wangu maran di addat pe gayi menu hun johnson baby    powder launa pena my something burning :D:

VASE THIS IS GOOD IDEA FOR YOU BABY NU TAH johnson baby    powder  HI LANA CHAHIDA PANGA TERE BUSS DA RONG NAHI OK JI DONT CRY BABY A LE johnson baby    powder  YOU WILL FEEL BETTER,,,,,,,DONT CRY BABY BABY JOHNSON IS HERE
 
 
 :cry: :cry: :cry:

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




lol appe hi hassi jande ho ikalle ikalle apne comments teh
tuhadda aukha ki banu janta da :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & BLORIAKH
« on: April 30, 2011, 03:58:00 PM »
:D: :D: blori sis


PANGA NOT CHANGA REMEMBER LAST TIME :D: WITH HER


PANGA KISS NE LIYA SE ME OR YOU ,,,,,,,,JUST CHECK ABOVE HUN RUN AWAY NA HOVI OK,,,,,,,,,

<
 
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na menu bhajna ni aunda m lazy person :D:

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Shayari / Re: nee ehna kehdi gal da garoor ho gya
« on: April 30, 2011, 03:56:11 PM »
ਜਦ ਚੀਚੀ ਚ ਸੋਨੇ ਦੀ ਮੁੰਦਰੀ ਪੈ ਜਾਵੇ ਤਾਂ ◄► ਚਾਂਦੀ ਵਾਲਾ ਛੱਲਾ ਹਰ ਕੋਈ ਭੁਲ ਹੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ :cooll:

ਛਲੈ ਮੁਦਿਯਾ  ਵਿਚ ਅੱਜ ਕਲ ਪ੍ਯਾਰ ਸੀਮਤ ਕੇ ਰੇਹ ਗਿਆ ,,,,,,,,,,,
ਅਸਲ ਪ੍ਯਾਰ ਬੁਸ ਨਾਮ ਦਾ ਹੀ ਰੇਹ ਗਿਆ ,,,,,,,,,,

ਦਿਲ ਦਰਿਆ ਸੀ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ ...... ਕੁੜਿਆ ਨੇ ਪਾਣੀ ਕੱਡ-ਕੱਡ ਕੇ ਹੁਣ ਤਾ ਛੱਪੜ ਬਣਾ ਤਾ

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Shayari / Re: nee ehna kehdi gal da garoor ho gya
« on: April 30, 2011, 03:52:07 PM »
:wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait:

lagda tuhadde pimples halle tak gaye nhi :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & SHEKHON
« on: April 30, 2011, 03:49:09 PM »
lol ki banu janta da

22 aapa nu v goggles  :cooll: paunia pain gia nhi ta apna v eho banu

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & BLORIAKH
« on: April 30, 2011, 03:46:58 PM »
thora jeh hass lava g

22 ji khul ke hasso :D: :D: jado tak ankha cho pani na aa jawe :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & SARPANCH
« on: April 30, 2011, 03:45:49 PM »

MUSKAN= I HATE THAT BEGGAR

DARK SOUL=WHY ?

MUSKAN=BLOODY RASCAL,I GAVE HIM FOOD YESTERDAY & TODAY HE GIFTED ME BOOK--------


" HOW TO COOK "


KI GAL PEETO TUHANU V PASAND NHI EHNA DA FOOD :D: THTS Y NO COMMENT

NO THANK YOU,,,,,,,,,,,,KEEP YOUR OFFER TO YOURSELF JI,,,,,,,

 
 :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:


LAGDA TUSSI V KHADA HOYA TAhi tuhanu v muskan wangu maran di addat pe gayi menu hun johnson baby    powder launa pena my something burning :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & SARPANCH
« on: April 30, 2011, 03:43:30 PM »
lol mehak ta bhut vadiya khana bnaunde aa mainu pata

22 TAHI HAJI HAJI BOLDE REHNDE HO AADHE WORDS TUHADDE NIKALE NHI JADO TA TUSSI EHNA DE HATHA DA KHANNA KHADDA :D: JST KIDDNG

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Jokes Majaak / Re: MUSKAN & BLORIAKH
« on: April 30, 2011, 03:41:51 PM »
this joke is not my type ji... so no hassa

LE HAI HOON JADD APNE TEH PAI TA NO HASSA TEH SADDI WAARI TAMASHA

HUN HASSO JI,,,,,,,,,I REALLY WHAT TO SEE THAT FACE,,,,,,,,,,,I WISH ,,,,,,,,,,,,I CAN,,,,,,,,


 
 :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak: :dumlak:
KEHRA FACE  :dumlak: :dumlak: EH VALE :D:

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