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« on: May 30, 2011, 10:19:39 PM »
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« on: May 30, 2011, 10:07:43 PM »
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« on: May 30, 2011, 10:05:49 PM »
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« on: May 29, 2011, 09:57:37 PM »
ਹਰ ਇੱਕ
ਦੀ ਖਵਾਇਸ਼ ਪੂਰੀ ਨੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ__
ਜਿਸਮਾ ਦੀ ਦੂਰੀ,,, ਦੂਰੀ ਨੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ__
ਸਾਹਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਵਸ ਗਏ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਦੀ__
___ਸੀਨੇ ਲੱਗਣੀ ਫੋਟੋ ਜਰੂਰੀ ਨੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ__
ਕਰਮ ਬੰਦੇ ਦੇ,,, ਬੰਦੇ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਰ ਦਿੰਦੇ__
ਵੱਟੀ ਸਮੇਂ ਦੀ ਕਦੇ ਵੀ ਘੂਰੀ ਨੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ__
ਪਿਆਰ ਸੱਮਝਣ ਵਾਲਾ ਜੇ ਯਾਰ ਮਿਲ
ਜੇ___
ਜਾਣ ਦੇਣੀ ਇਸ਼ਕ 'ਚ ਜਰੂਰੀ ਨੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ_
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« on: May 29, 2011, 09:47:03 PM »
A touchy Love story.
A Girl Was Tired Of Her Bf's Msgs Which Always Said-
"I Luv U, I Mis U"....
One Nite She Received A Msg FroM HiM
...But Didn't Read It, Insted She Slept..
Next Day She Got A Call FroM Her Bf's MoM
Who Said That Her Son Had A Car Accident
& Died Last Night..
...
She Then Read The Msg In Which It Was Written,
"Dear Please CoMe In Front Of Ur House,
I Met With An Accident
& Its My Last Wish To See U Plz!"
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« on: May 17, 2011, 12:34:55 AM »
gagan: ਸਾਈਕਲ ਤੇ ਜਾਂਦੀਏ ਮੁਟਿਆਰੇ ਨੀ.....ਸਾਈਕਲ ਤੇ ਜਾਂਦੀਏ ਮੁਟਿਆਰੇ ਨੀ.
ਕੁੜੀ :-ਕੀ ਗੱਲ ਆ .....?
gagan:-ਭੈਣ ਬਣ ਕੇ ਇਕ ਝੂਟਾ ਹੀ ਦੇਦੇ.....
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« on: May 17, 2011, 12:26:04 AM »
There is Always a Little Truth Behind;
"Just Mazaak tha Yaar.." '' its a joke ''
Little Emotion Behind;
"Mujhey koi fark nahi Partaa.." ''i dnt care''
Little Pain Behind;
"Its Okay.."
Little Need Behind;
"Mujhey Akaila Chor do.." ''leave me alone''
Deep Thought Behind;
"Pataa Nahi.." ''i dont know''
Lot of Words Behind;
"The Silence.."
-So Try to Understand the Feelings,
Not the Words..!
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« on: May 17, 2011, 12:07:52 AM »
ਮੰਨਿਆ ਕਿ ਮੇਂ ਅੱਜਕੱਲ ਥੋੜੇ ਸ਼ੌਕ ਵਧਾਲੇ ਨੇ____
ਰੱਖ ਲਈਆਂ LANCER-ENDEAVOURAN,,,ਉੱਤੇ VIP NO. ਲਵਾਲੇ ਨੇ_____
ਪੁਰਾਣੇ ਕਢਵਾਕੇ ,,,ਨਵੇਂ 22 ਇੰਚ ਦੇ "LOW PROFILE TYRE " ਪਵਾਲੇ ਨੇ_____
ਦੇਸੀ ਜਿਹਾ ਮੈਂ ਜੱਟ,,ਅੰਗਰੇਜੀ ਬਾਣੇ ਪਾਏ ਆ_____
ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਹੋਗੀ ਹਵਾ ਖਰਾਬ ਉੱਚੀ ਗਾਣੇ ਲਾਏ ਆ___
ਆਕੜ ਨੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਮੈਂ ਥੋੜਾ BIZZY ਹੋ ਗਿਆ ਓਏ_____
ਹੁਣ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਟਿੱਚਰਾ ਕਰਦੇ,,,ਵੱਡਾ DC ਹੋ ਗਿਆ ਓਏ___
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« on: May 12, 2011, 04:50:53 PM »
DaBaNgG proposed to girl.
DaBaNgG- I luv u
...Girl-Stupid I m older than u.
DaBaNgG-I m madly in love wid u.
Girl- Get lost.
DaBaNgG- Didi pleeeezz....
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« on: May 04, 2011, 02:02:45 PM »
ghund da gidhe vich kam ki goriye.......
eithe baithe sab tere haani......
yan ghund kaddi bohot sunakhi......
yan ghund kad di kaani.....
tu tan mainu lage. majajn.....
ghund vichon aakh pachani......
uth ke nach la ni.....
ban ja gidhe di raani...
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« on: May 04, 2011, 02:00:04 PM »
Ye Bikhri Si Zulfein,
Ye Phela Sa Kajal,
Ye Bechain Aankhein,
Ye Simta Sa Aanchal,
Tere Haal Se Log Pehchan Lein Ge,
Tujhe Dekh Ker Sab Mujhe Jan Lein Ge,
Ye Behke Qadam
Larkhrati Jawani
Ye Betaab Dil Or Muhabbat Diwani
Shafak Jaise Galon Pe Ubhri Hui Hei
Mry Honton Ki Ik Mehekti Nishani
Tere Jism Se Urrti Mri Ye Khushbo
Suna De Gi Her Ik Ko Sari Kahani
Na Ban Jaye Apna Milan Ik Fasana
Suno Jan-e-Jana
"ABI GHAR NA JANA"
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« on: May 04, 2011, 01:57:01 PM »
Husband comes home drunk n breaks some crockery, vomits n falls down on d floor.Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him.He prays that they shud not have a fight.
He finds a note near d table..."Honey..ur favourite breakfast is ready on the table, i had to leave early to ...buy grocery... i'll cum running back to u, my love. I love u. ..."
He gets surprised and asks his son.., 'wat happend last nite..?'
Son told...," wen mom pulled u 2 bed n tried removing ur boots n shirt..u wer dead drunk n u said......"" Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...I M Married !!!""
Dats True Love...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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« on: May 03, 2011, 05:10:39 PM »
SAD LOVE ♥ story :(
"boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh realy? y?
......
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence< ..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- realy?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah........but not her.
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, waheguru tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ..................
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i..........
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- .....................>breaks into tears< ......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she
would die for me..!!'
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« on: May 03, 2011, 05:05:11 PM »
Boy Was In A Bus.
Suddnly Driver Applied Break,He Fell On A Girl N Kissed Her.
Girl-Hey Wht R U Doing?
...
Boy-MBA & U?
She Smiled N Said
Bsc II Year
MORAL-ALWAYS THINK ABT STUDIES.
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« on: May 03, 2011, 04:59:01 PM »
SANDHU-AAJ BREAKFAST KYA KIA
SARPANCH-SANDWICHEz
SANDHU-JHOOT,,MOOLI KE PARANTHE KHAYE HAI NA
SARPANCH-HOW DO U KNOW?
SANDHU-LIPS CAN LIE BUT HIPS :bigsilencer:
DONT LIE
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« on: May 03, 2011, 04:52:12 PM »
SHADI ME:-
GALIB PLATE MEIN TISSUE PAPPER DEKH KAR SOCH RAHA THA KI SHAYAD YEH BHI KHANNE WALI CHEEz HAI
JAISE HI WOH KHANNE LAGGA
VICKz ZOR SE CHILAYA
OYE NA KHAI FIKKI HAI
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« on: May 01, 2011, 04:53:48 PM »
sarpanch: Jan Socha call kar loon.Tum miss kar rahi ho gi?
Wife:5 minut pehly jo laraai hui thi wo kya tha?
sarpanch: O fittay moo,phir ghar ka number mil gya.
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« on: May 01, 2011, 04:51:37 PM »
galib at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
galib shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription
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« on: May 01, 2011, 04:50:00 PM »
1 SHaDi k FunCtion Me JiNN aa Giya Tha...
jinN ko dEkh k muskan,,saghi,,noxi,,noor,,,sab larkiyOn ki cheekhen nikal gaii...
to baba ji ne sab Larkiyon se kaha,,
...
keh...
saari larkiyaan moun dho k kar aen...
larkiyaan jese hi moun dho kar ain to..
jinn ki cheekhen nikal gainn
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« on: May 01, 2011, 04:45:51 PM »
SHEKHON: i love u
MUSKAN: ਭੌੰਕ ਨਾ
SHEKHON: i will die 4
u
MUSKAN; ਭੌੰਕ ਨਾ
SHEKHON: i cant live
without u
.MUSKAN: ਭੌੰਕ ਨਾ
SHEKHON: ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰਾ ਫੋਨੇ reacharge
ਕਰਵਾ deuga
MUSKAN: oh really
SHEKHON: ਭੌੰਕ ਨਾ.......
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