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Gup Shup / Love shayari’s by an IT student
« on: January 29, 2008, 09:01:01 PM »
1.Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
 woh repeat kar doonga
 tu naa mili to tujhe
 Shift delete kar doonga


2.Office kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
 aur lonely hain
 problem hai ki bus voh
 read only hain


3.Shayad mere pyar ko taste
 karna bhool gaye
 dil ko aisa cut kiya
 ke paste karna bhool gaye


4.Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
 to hum dead hain
 woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
 aur kitne thread hain


5.Tumhare samne hain itne sample
 kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
 hamare pyar ke icon pe
 kabhi to click karo


6.Roz subha hum karte hai
 itne pyar se unhe good morning
 woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
 jaise 0 error but 5 warning



 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

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When I am: KareebThere is only: Khamoshi

I want to speak: Dil Se

That’s my kind of: Ishq

I want this to be: Gupt

As I always have: Darr

That I will loose you: Sajani

And that would be great: Sadma

I am your: Mr. Aashique

But sometimes bit: Deewana

Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

As I feel: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

In this: Duniya Dilwalon Ki

I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya

May be: Dil To Pagal HaiBecause: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai

The whole world appears as: Dushman

But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha


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Gup Shup / This Is Our 21st Century
« on: January 29, 2008, 08:55:24 PM »

 This Is Our 21st Century…Our communication - Wireless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless.

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Gup Shup / secret of luv
« on: January 29, 2008, 08:53:19 PM »
The first secret: the power of love.
 Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think. Loving
thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships.
Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and
others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs
and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help recognize him
or her when you meet.

 The second secret: the power of respect.
 You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The
first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain
self-respect ask yourself, “What do I respect about myself? ” To gain
respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself, “What do
I respect about them?”

 The third secret: the power of giving.
 If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more
love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of
yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of
kindness. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong relationship is to
always focus on what you can give instead of you can take.

 The fourth secret: the power of friendship.
 To find true love you must first find a true friend. To love someone
completely you must love them for who they are not what they look
like. Friendship is the soil through which love’s seeds grow. If you
want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring
friendship.

 The fifth secret: the power of touch.
 Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down
barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and
emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

 The sixth secret: the power of letting go.
 If you love something, let it be free. Even in a loving relationship,
people need their space. If we want to learn to love, we must first
learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means
letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions.

 The seventh secret: the power of communication.
 To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love
know; that you love and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say, “I
love you.” Never let an opportunity pass to praise and acknowledge
someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word … it could
be the last time you see them.

 The eighth secret: the power of commitment.
 If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it.
Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving
relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you
are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option.
Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong, loving
one.

 The ninth secret: the power of passion.
 Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not
come through physical attraction alone. It comes from deep commitment,
enthusiasm, interest and excitement. The essence of love and happiness
are the same, all we need to do is to live each day with passion.

 The tenth secret: the power of trust.
 You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely.
Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end.
Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Trust yourself, trust
others and trust the world. It is the foundation for LOVE.

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Gup Shup / DIFFERENCE B/W FAKE FRIENDS & REAL FRIENDS
« on: January 29, 2008, 08:47:47 PM »
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.


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Gup Shup / I ASKED GOD...................
« on: January 29, 2008, 08:44:52 PM »
I asked God to take away my pain. God said, No.

 It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.

I asked God to grant me patience. God said, No.

 Patience is a by-product of tribulations; it isn’t granted, it is learned.

I asked God to give me happiness. God said, No.

 I give you blessings. Happiness is up to you.

I asked God to spare me pain. God said, No.

Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.

 I asked God to make my spirit grow. God said, No.

 You must grow on your own, but I will prune you to make you fruitful.

 I asked for all things that I might enjoy life. God said, No.

I will give you life so that you may enjoy all things.

I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.

 God said……Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.

THIS DAY IS YOURS DON’T THROW IT AWAY

 May God Bless You,

 â€To the world you might be one person, But to one person you just
might be the world”.

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Gup Shup / CHECK YOUR LOVE ATTITUDE……….
« on: January 29, 2008, 08:40:22 PM »
  To find your love attitude number, add your birth month and your
birthdate together. Keep reducing it until it’s a single digit.

Example:
 January 28 —> 1+28 = 29 —> 2+9 = 11 —> 1+1 = 2; Your love attitude number is 2.

If your number is:

 ONE

 You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is
ahead of others; you know what’s in and what’s way out. Sometimes
you’re a little too aggressive when it comes to pursuing a love
interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and
this dramatic flair usually attracts the strongest guys. Your
competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals…but those who
can’t handle your power aren’t your type anyway. At times you can be
possessive, manipulating and demanding with your friends and in love
relationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence… and
knock-’em-dead good looks don’t hurt either.

 TWO

 Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing,
mild manner allows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you -
especially shy guys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get
along easily with both sexes. You are a natural peacemaker and can be
very persuasive with words, which helps you to gain the respect of
your classmates. You can also be too sensitive at times, and your
greatest drawback is a lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in
conflict. Your favorite type of guy is a gentle, affectionate one who
is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A
guy/gal who loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on
your list of favorites, too.

 THREE

 You are imaginative, fun-loving, thrill-seeking and expressive.
You’re so charming that you attract many friends and you are almost
never lacking guys/gals. In your earlier years, you may be totally shy
and self-conscious, but you’ll lose those qualities in the high-school
years. You can be sort of vain or even a bit of a show-off when you
get caught up in exciting events in your life, but you usually redeem
yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend. Jealousy shows
its ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren’t affected by it
unless your guy/gal tries to provoke it. In the guy/gal department,
you prefer the athletic or artistic types. You’re in absolute heaven
when you find both of those qualities in the same guy/gal. When you’re
looking for love, a guy/gal who can make you laugh scores points, big
time!

 FOUR

 You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good hearted. You’re one of the
most diligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your
schoolwork a priority. You also express those same qualities in your
love relationship. No one is more faithful and trusting than you. In
fact, those tendencies can be a little negative in your romantic life.
You may sometimes hang on too long to a guy/gal who doesn’t give you
the respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a
troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usually dig yourself
out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. You
usually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate - he/she may be a
show-off or a teacher’s pet. Whatever the type, it helps if he/she is
good-looking, too, but that’s not a major consideration for you.

 FIVE

 Your love attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous.
You’re creative and adaptable, and you can come up with the most
exciting and sometimes daring things to do. Your quick intelligence
and way with words help get you out of the problems that come with
being flirtatious and playing hard to get. You need to pay close
attention to your personal values because you love to try new and
different things and easily go along with the crowd and the
consequences can put extra strain on your relationship with a
boy/girl. You like guys/gals who have great bodies and good looks,
along with exceptional brain and high grades. It helps if they are
highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you, otherwise
you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.

 SIX

 You are warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing,
thoughtful nature attracts many girlfriends/boyfriends to you, and
usually some of the nicest guys/gals too. Because of your need to
care, you can end up in a relationship that requires too much
care-taking to make it balanced. Since home and family play important
roles in your life, you are unlikely to be attracted to guys/gals who
your parents wouldn’t like. Sometimes you have a slight jealous
streak… but it doesn’t last long. Some people with this love
attitude number are prone to making harsh judgments of others,
especially when others don’t share your set of values. You are
especially attracted to the good looking, boy/girl-next-door type who
is smart as well as a gentle man/woman.

 SEVEN

 Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A
few people with love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they
usually attract guys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most
of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to
yourself. Your type generally attracts guys who feel the same way you
do. Your refined, independent and secretive nature is very alluring to
certain guys/gals. At times you can also be somewhat fault-finding and
a little demanding in your love relationship and with friends. You are
mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren’t like all the rest; a loner
easily attracts you. And, if he/she reads a lot and enjoys learning,
he/she is especially perfect for you.

 EIGHT

 Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number
usually makes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts
schoolwork ahead of a social life. However, you also enjoy being a
leader among your classmates and will seek offices or other positions
that enable you to use your leadership skills. Because of this, you
can be somewhat intimidating to certain guys/gals. You can also be a
little too intense, bossy and jealous for your own good. Your love
match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome and popular. You
like quality love rather than quantity and will usually wait until the
guy/gal with the best attributes comes along.

 NINE

 You have a sophisticated attitude that is also generous and
considerate. Your responsible, charitable nature may find you
attracting guys/gals who want someone to confide in or who makes them
feel secure. At a very young age, you developed the type of
personality that makes others feel safe and protected. You will carry
these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you’ll be a
good mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be
argumentative and overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper
that can make everyone run for cover. You like the kind of guy/gal who
is responsible and impeccably dressed and has gorgeous eyes and a
great body. Charm, wit and (of course) brilliance could make him the
perfect guy/gal for you.

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Gup Shup / Love letter from a punjabi munda………….
« on: January 29, 2008, 08:38:20 PM »
Love letter from a punjabi munda………….

 Dear meri dil ki katori,

Mai kya ji, it was ji very well since the time I put my eyes on you at

Bunty’s wedding. The parrots flew out of my hands, when u turned like

a truck on a blind curve and smiled at me.

Now I see ur face everywhere, even in my chicken-curry. The butter

chicken reminds me your sweet voice. Mai kya ji, would you be the

butter on my naan and the chicken in my curry of life….!!!!

Koi gal nahi, take ur time but don’t put the foot on the Brakes of my

love ji. What to do, I to have started thinking about Shaadi-Vaadi.

Karao maat wait, say yes for a date!

Bale Balle……

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Gup Shup / gurlz...all guy will be agree with this one lol
« on: January 29, 2008, 04:57:56 AM »
Girls r special ones created by god..
If u praise her,she thinks u r tell’g lies
If u dont, u r gud 4 noth’g

If she talks,she wants u 2 listen.

If u listen,she wants u 2 talk.

If u touch her, u r not a gentleman.

If u dont, uT  not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
If u dont, u r not understand’g

so simple yet so complex, so wierd yet so beautiful. Thats a girl…!


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Shayari / BaDa DhOkHa KhA kE bAiThE hAn....
« on: January 23, 2008, 08:45:45 AM »
Bade dhokhe kha ke baithe han,
Jind mssa bcha ke baithe han,
 oh dil ton laah ke baithe ne,
assi dil te laa ke baithe han,
Oh sajjan bhawen chale gaye,
assi dil ch bssa ke baithe han,
ih jande han uss aana nahi,
bus,ummed lga ke baithe han,
oh dushman sanu kehade ne ,
assi yaar bna ke baithe han,
uss di kiti har nafrat nu,
assi pyar bna ke baithe han.
oh sade ne is weham nu,
ik khaab bna ke baithe han,
iss duniya wich assin ussnu,
 mahtaab bna ke baithe han.
han,oh sanu,dil tonn lah ke baithe ne,
 assi dil te laa ke baithe han.
 assi dil te laa ke baithe han.
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Jokes Majaak / santa
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:27:42 AM »
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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Jokes Majaak / santa banta good frnds lolz
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:19:47 AM »
SANTA & BANTA WERE GOOD FRIENDS.THEY BOTH LOVED CRICKET.THEY BOTH DECIDED THAT WHO EVER DIES FIRST WILL COME IN THE OTHER'S DREAM & TALK ABOUT CRICKET.BANTA DIED FIRST.
SO BANTA CAME IN SANTA'S DREAM AND TALKED ABOUT CRICKET.SO SANTA ASKED BANTA THAT HOW IS CRICKET IN HEAVEN?
BANTA SAID"IN HEAVEN CRICKET IS VERY FAMOUS".
THE NEXT DAY BANTA AGAIN CAME.HE TOLD SANTA THAT HE HAS ONE GOODNEWS & ONE BAD NEWS.SANTA FIRST ASKED THE GOODNEWS.
BANTA SAID"THE GOODNEWS IS THAT THERE IS A MATCH IN HEAVEN TOMORROW & I'AM THE OPENING BATSMAN".
THEN SANTA ASKED THE BAD NEWS & BANTA SAID "THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOU ARE THE OPENING BOWLER IN THAT MATCH!!!".

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Jokes Majaak / santa banta
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:15:44 AM »
Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”
Santa: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”
Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”
Santa: “He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch.”

 

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Shayari / CHAAND AGAR NIKAL AAYE
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:12:20 AM »
CHAAND AGAR NIKAL AAYE,
TO YE RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE
TUM BHI AGAR AA JAO KAREEB,
TO MAUSAM AUR BHI RUMANI HO JAYE.
Balle; Balle;

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Shayari / pyaar hai ya saza ae mere dil bata
« on: January 22, 2008, 06:31:02 PM »
pyaar hai ya saza ae mere dil bata
tootata kyun nahi dard ka silsila
is pyaar mein ho kaise kaise imtihaan
ye pyaar likhe kaisi kaisi daastan
ya rabba de de koi jaan bhi agar
dilbar pe ho na koi asar…

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Shayari / have some fun
« on: January 22, 2008, 01:44:39 PM »
Tumko dekha….tumko dekha…
tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

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Pics / check it out lolzz
« on: January 21, 2008, 10:12:24 PM »

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Love Pyar / kal raat usdi main yaad vich kho gaya....
« on: January 21, 2008, 09:55:56 PM »
kal raat usdi main yaad vich kho gaya... neend ni c aaundi menu, par fir ve main so gaya, supne de vich rabb mileya, kehnda tenu ki ho gaya, main keha rabb ji menu kujh nahi hoya, mara ta bass yaar hi kho gaya, rabb hasseya te boleya... t ta lagda pyar vich jhalla jeha ho gaya, jehra yaar di tu gall karda, oh ta hun kise hor da ho gaya, aini gall sun k main sachi sda layi so gaya, sachi sada layi so gaya,,,,
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