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« on: January 27, 2008, 06:05:28 AM »
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast
1642
« on: January 27, 2008, 06:03:43 AM »
Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR hih hih hih hih
1643
« on: January 27, 2008, 06:01:37 AM »
A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
1644
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:59:39 AM »
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes !
hih hih hih hih hih hih
1645
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:55:14 AM »
Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend: why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
1646
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:52:32 AM »
sohna ta sunakha chra dunya ch lakha sarya ta wal nahi rakhi diya akha ik outa akh nu tekona chi da dildaar ik he banona chid
KS Makhan
mastani
next word is dunya
1647
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:42:04 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
1648
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:39:14 AM »
santa: main shimla ja raha hoon, ma apni biwi sa tang a gaya ho, sochta ho jate hua raste main meri biwi ko khi ma dhaka de doonga..
banta: yaar meri bi ko bhi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
santa: theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi me dhaka de doon hih hih hih hih hih hih
1649
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:36:28 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih gud one
1650
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:33:15 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih nicccc sweeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttt hih hih hih hih
1651
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:31:44 AM »
banta fell in luv with a porn star nd married her. he got an opportunity to watch one of her movie...the movie came to an end.
a bit disturbed and annoyed with wht he saw, banta told himself. thank god it was just a movie nd not reality
hih hih hih
1652
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:26:49 AM »
sharmili ja akha tumari kya gajab hai pyari pyari makhmali ja roop tumara ashki ban jaye hamri pata pata dali dali saba kaha ja sawal bakhabar in dadhkano ka puch na tu hall is kaal kal ma hum tum kara dhmaal...
Kunal Ganjawala
kaal
next word is akh(eyes)
1653
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:18:31 AM »
hey thanks kudi its really nic lines hor koi sava nahi until u rite somethin again in punjabi hehheWoh Chanda ka mehak mere dil main samaya hai
Bahut ajeez hamein hai magar paraya hai
Utar bhi aao sanam, kabhi aasma.n ke jeene se
Tumhein Khuda ne hamare liye banaya hai....
1654
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:15:03 AM »
18 sadar went to see a movie. A man asked one sadar why are you 18 sardar? sardar:Because the movie is above 18.
hih hih hih hih hih
1655
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:12:45 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih sar gaya sarya da hih hih hih hih hih
1656
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:11:14 AM »
Santa was was on his death bed. Santa: Where is my wife?
Santa's Wife: I am here.
Santa: Where are my sons?
Santa's Sons: We are here. Dad!
Santa: Where is Banta?
Banta: I am also here.
Santa: Then! who is at the shop.
1657
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:09:20 AM »
The Sardarji Doctor to his patient
"It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain
1658
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:06:03 AM »
The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh
Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?
Sure replied Santa What's your phone number?
1659
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:03:17 AM »
kudi Demaal da matlab ke hunda
1660
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:00:35 AM »
30 years of Work Experience
While taking the interview...
The Employer: 'How long did you work during your last job.'
Sardarji: '30 years.'
The Employer: 'What's your age?
Sardarji: '20 Years.'
The Employer(with surprise): How it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years.
Sardarji: 'Overtime.'
hih hih hih hih hih
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