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6101
« on: July 27, 2011, 05:52:52 AM »
ਸਹੇਲੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਫਿਲਮ ਦਿਖਾ,ਤੇ ਬਾਪੂ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਕਾਲਜ਼ ਜਾ,
ਕੁੜੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਮੈ ਛੱਡ ਦੇਣਾ,ਤੇ ਬਾਪੂ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਘਰੋ ਕੱਢ ਦੇਣਾ,
ਕੁੜੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਚੱਲ ਭੱਜ ਜਾਈਏ,ਬਾਪੂ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਲੱਭ ਕੇ ਵੱਢ ਦੇਣਾ,
ਦੋਵੇ ਜਾਣੇ ਨਾਵਾ ਰੰਗ ਦਿਖਾਈ ਜਾਦੇ ਨੇ, ਮਾਸੂਮ ਜਵਾਕ ਨੁੰ ਟੈਸ਼ਨ ਪਾਈ ਜਾਦੇ ਆ,
ਕੁੜੀ ਅਸੀ ਛੱਡਣੀ ਨੀ ਕੋਈ ਹੋਰ ਸਕੀਮ ਲਾਉਣੀ ਪਾਉ,
ਇੱਕ ਹੀ ਰਾਹ ਦਿਸਦਾ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਕੋਈ ਬਾਪੂ ਨਾਲ ਵੀ ਫਸਾਉਣੀ ਪਉ,
Bahut vadia veer ji :okk:
6102
« on: July 27, 2011, 05:52:09 AM »
:hehe: marjava :hehe:
Tu keo marna bai :hehe: !!
6103
« on: July 27, 2011, 05:46:46 AM »
aho aho lol
Chall main we aa geya hun :hug: !! :hehe:
6104
« on: July 27, 2011, 05:46:26 AM »
Rahul veer sabh tonh wada te usda pyar jo kise nu miliya v nahi but eni tension lainda warna ajkal te koi kise nu nahi pushda te doodra uh lok kine change ne jo kise nu jande v nahi per uhdi umer layi duawan karde ne ede tonh wada rab ki hou eh saare hi rab ne jo dil sache ne seerat de bache ne jo bina kise lalatch de kise layi dua karde ne ya dwaa karde ne sab rab hi ne mere mitar............... khair tuhadi dost nu lambi te changi life mile
:won: hanji veer ji bilkul sahi keha tusi :hug:
6105
« on: July 27, 2011, 05:45:51 AM »
6106
« on: July 27, 2011, 05:43:28 AM »
kele lelo :D: :D: :D: :D:
kele :D: :D: Dabangg nu de de :D: :D: bai
6107
« on: July 27, 2011, 05:42:40 AM »
yea man eh funny aa ,, ithe da ki matlab??
Nahi veer pehla we kise ne post kiti sii oss wich we ehh video sigi ta keha main  : Ki ithe we pai hoi aa
6108
« on: July 27, 2011, 05:41:51 AM »
Bahut wadiya radio hai yaar bda mza aonda sun ke ........................very nice congrts to harman radio
veer ji main we sun na aa kiwe suna ??? Daso mainu we !!
6109
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:10:52 AM »
officer : What is your name ?
candidate : M p. Sir
officer : Tell me properly
candidate : Mohan pal sirofficer :
Your father's name ?
candidate : M p. Sircandidate : Manmohan pal sirofficer :
Your native place?
candidate : M p. Sirofficer :
Is it madhya pradesh ?
candidate : No, munnur pal sir
officer : What is your qualification?
candidate : M p.
Sirofficer : (angrily) what is it ?
candidate : Metric passofficer :
Why do you need a job ?
candidate : M p.
Sirofficer : And what does that mean ?
candidate : Money problem
sirofficer : Describe your personality
candidate : M p.
Sirofficer : Explain yourself clearly
candidate : Magnanimous personality
sirofficer : This discussion is nowhere, you may go now
candidate : M p.
Sirofficer : What is it now
candidate : My performance. ..?
officer : Mp !!!
candidate : What is that sir..?
officer : Mentally puncture... ........ .....!!!! !!!!!!!!! :D: :D: :D: :D:
:D: :D: :D: hahaha :D: :D: dABANG AKKA MP :D: :D:
6110
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:09:16 AM »
In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
єχтяιηѕι¢ Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
єχтяιηѕι¢: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
:D: :D: dhup dhup dhup :D: :D: ja dup dup dup :D: :D:
6111
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:08:17 AM »
6112
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:07:17 AM »
ki hoyaa
Kujh nahi :hehe: waise haale tak kujh hasal nahi hoeya :hehe:
6113
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:06:17 AM »
ikala hi lageya hoeya :D: :D: !!
6114
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:05:44 AM »
Pthan kine sidhe hunde ne ohdi ik misal dina ik pthan de viah magro 3 mahine bad e bacha ho gya oh pind ch dhol vjaunda fire k bakia de 9 mhine bad hunda mere 3 mhine vich e ho gya.
Kise ne kiha kamlya bacha 9 mahinya bad hi hunda hun pthan gusse vich ja k gharvali nu puchda k bacha 3 mhine bad kive ho gya oh td 9 mhine bad hunda.
Hun ohdi gharvali syani c kehndi 3 mhine mere 3 mhine tere te 3 mhine bache de ho gye na 9 mhine.
:D: :D: patahn da aukha :D: :D: !!
6115
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:04:46 AM »
Ik pthan de ghar 20 sal bad bacha hoya par pthan royi jave,
kise ne puchya bai roi kyo jana ta pthan kehnda,
"oye 20 sal baad bacha hoya oh v nika jiha"
:D: :D: Hoor bacaha hathi jidda hoona si :D: :D:
6116
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:03:55 AM »
1 docter punjabi bache de pair de tanke katn aaya.
Dr.-Beta woh dekho upar sone ki chidiya :superhappy:
Bacha- oyee tu saleya thale dekh,pair na wad davi mera,lagda chidi da mama
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: Thalle dekh saleya pair na vadd dai :D: :D:
6117
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:02:38 AM »
vadiya ki bhut vadiya aa
teri te nahi :hehe: :mean:
6118
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:01:47 AM »
Theek hi aa Inna khaas we nahi hega :
6119
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:00:49 AM »
hor veer aj kal ta mirze nu bodygard v milde aa :hehe:
Achha ji :hehe: !!
6120
« on: July 27, 2011, 03:00:30 AM »
:D: apni kahni loka te laun di addat pai gai Dabangg nu :D: :D:
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