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« on: December 16, 2010, 06:43:53 PM »
Bangle Color Meanings
Red Energy/Love
Blue Tranquility/Wisdom
Purple Independence
Green Luck
Orange Success
Yellow Happiness
White New Beginning/Purity
Black Power/Strength
Silver Strength/Purity
Gold Fortune
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« on: December 15, 2010, 01:34:39 AM »
Power: Meri wife Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Power: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nahi aa rahi Kidhar jaaon.... :okk: :rockon:
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« on: December 15, 2010, 01:03:03 AM »
Dad to Power: Teri class vich sab to mehanti bacha kon hai?
Power: Mein han ji.
Dad: Oh kiven?
Power: Ji baki sab bache araam naal chairs te baithe rehnde ne te
mein bench te khada rehnda haan ji sara din.... :blah: :blah:
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« on: December 15, 2010, 12:38:53 AM »
Cobra: I love u sohniye.
Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.
Cobra: Veer tera university da topper a.
:hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga:
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« on: December 15, 2010, 12:28:58 AM »
Once Cobra was travelling on a train.
He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the
train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived.
This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees,
:wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait: :wait:
Cobra deserved more service. So, when
Cobra fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When
the station arrived,
Cobra was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home,
he went to wash his face, and suddenly he screamed when he saw
the mirror. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Cobra s Wife " ki gal hoie
Cobra "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up
someone else"
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
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« on: December 15, 2010, 12:11:28 AM »
What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
PowerLifter Replied: All are born on Government Holidays. :okk:
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« on: December 15, 2010, 12:03:25 AM »
Cobra with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610 :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
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« on: December 15, 2010, 12:01:02 AM »
Cobra : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! :scared: :scared: :scared:
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« on: December 14, 2010, 06:50:53 AM »
hanji dear punjabio ik gal kehni si
main tahanu....aam tor te jayadatr munde bahut kuchh likhde ne
ke punjabana eh karian oh kardiyan....:-
jeans top paundian
hair cut karvadian
fast food khandian
English song sundian
Pub jandian
English boldian
blah blah blah blah....
bas Question eh aa ki tusi punjabi munde ( jo kudian bare
ida da sochde ne te comments karde ne ohna de lifestyle te)
Kurta chadra pao
Spicy cut chadd ke pagg bano
Tilledar jutti pao
Beer,Coke,Whiskey,Wine chad ke Lassi da chhanna peo
Pub,Club,Disco ch nachan di bajaie Punjabi Bhangda pao
jado tusi eda de punjabi banjo ge ta kudian apne aap
oda ban jaan gia jida diyan tusi Punjabana aspect karde ho ....
kehnde ne ke je samaj nu badlna hove ta shuruat apne aap to karni
chahidi aa....
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« on: December 14, 2010, 05:58:39 AM »
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« on: December 13, 2010, 10:05:48 PM »
Reply to http://punjabijanta.com/shayari/naal-coke-de-tu-sandwich-khavein/msg457537/#new
mainu ik gal samaj ni aundi hamesha PUNJABNA nu hi
target kyon keta janda....ki PUNJABI bahar ja ke kuchh ni
bhule ? ki oh western abopt ni karde ?
disk,pub,whiskey,merowana,Smoking ki eh sab
punjabi ni karde
“tadke hi uth marrowana khich lainde ne
Shaama nu ja ke stripy vich bainde ne”
je punjabna 10% pab jandian ta punjabi 90% jande ne....
but count hamesha punjabna nu hi kyon keta janda ?
hamburgers te Pizzas te dull gaye ne....
punjabi vi hun makki di roti te saro de saag da swaad bhul
gaye ne....
chad gaye kurte chadre te pagg banni vi bhul gaye ne….
bahute ta hun zillan launde spicky, aussie cutta te dull gaye
ne….
“Apne sir di pagg kise to sabhi jandi ni,
Bura mnaonde loki bibi sir to nangi da”
Je kudian kuchh ni boldiyan ta ehda matlad ehi aa ki oh
punjabiat nu nahi bhulian….
Kyon ki marad pardan samaj hon karke ohna de sahi bolan
te vi ohna nu be-izat keta Janda hai….
“panj bhaie ek mirza baki kissa kaaraan ne….
kalli SAHIBA buri banati marad hazaraan ne….”
Loki kehnde ne ke PUNJABANA coke nal sandwich
khandian ne te lassi Bhul gayian ne….ki Panjabio tusi kade
COKE ni peende ja fir sandwich ni khande
Jida da desh ohda da bhes banauna painda….time de nal hi
chalna painda….
Baki main kise de against nahi haan main ta sirf punjabna
da chhota jia pakh rakhia….jive mundian nu apne Punjabiat
nal pyar aa ove kudian nu vi aa….
Sanu kade vi munde kudian nu ik duje nu neecha dikhun di
koshish nahi karni chahidi….asi sare hi Punjabi haan….te
sarian ne hi time nal samjote keete aa….
Baba NANAK DEV JI ne vi kiha si
“So kyon manda aakhaya jin janme Rajan”
Do reply....don't mind....take it easy....chersssssss
:blah:
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« on: December 11, 2010, 10:31:49 PM »
few pics from my cam
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« on: December 11, 2010, 02:19:27 AM »
Is var tusi NEW YEAR te XMAS
kithe te kehde nal celebrate karna chunde ho :wait: :wait:
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« on: December 09, 2010, 01:47:47 AM »
A Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
:balle: :balle: :balle:
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« on: December 07, 2010, 11:55:40 PM »
Pj te aaj kal kehda munda MASHOOR aa....lolz :superhappy:
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« on: December 07, 2010, 04:49:58 AM »
Autowala to PowerLifter : bhaji, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
PowerLifter : 50 rupaye autowale nu de ke chal piya.
Autowala : bhaji eh taan gundagardi hoi, meter de hisab naal 100
rupaye hoye ne.
PowerLifter : Tu bhi ta is wich beth ke aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi
ki mainu dena payega. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: December 07, 2010, 04:45:17 AM »
PowerLifter te Sanjj jungle to ja rhe si,
achanak ik sher samno aa gya,
Sanjj : chal isde naal ladde hai,
PowerLifter : oye kuch taan laaz kar eh ik(1) te asi 2 :scared:
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« on: December 07, 2010, 04:38:06 AM »
Powerlifter: bike te ja riha si. rah wich jande Codename47 nu puchda
hai,Ki tenu lift chaidi hai?
Codename47 : nhi mera ghar taan ground floor te hi hai.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: December 07, 2010, 04:15:48 AM »
Amitab Bachan te pran ik bus stop te khade si.
Bus aayi.
Pran bus te chad gaya, par bachan na chadya.
Daso kiyon.
Kiyon ki bus te likhya c:
Pran jaye par bachan na jaee.
:superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
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« on: December 07, 2010, 04:12:03 AM »
Cobra: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de.
plz plz plz…
plz plz plz…
plz plz plz…
Mand: Par kyun???
Cobra: Kyunki main exam vich likh aaya han.
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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