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Messages - Amneet Rai

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Gup Shup / Re: <Jehre Agree ne ans dewo>
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:25:10 AM »
oh ya noxious mam, chalo shaddo ehna hi bahut aa ki kudi ne itho tak soch rakhi  :smile:

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Gup Shup / <Jehre Agree ne ans dewo>
« on: October 25, 2012, 07:51:44 AM »
MUST READ...

Munda and kudi park ch baithe si,,,,munda kudi nu question karda aa..<>>

Munda-"be honest and tell me wht is our future?"kudi hasdi hoi kehndi hai- "hmm....marriage..."

Munda-"tuhaade parents ne nahi man'na.....apa gharo bhaj jande han.."<>

Kudi gusse ch-"please!! tusi eh gal ajj keh ditti, dubara na keh deo..nahi hunda vyah ta na howe, but main <BHRUN HATYA> di bhagidaar nhi ban'na.."

Munda hairaan ho k-"apne vyah da BHRUN HATYA nal ki link hai..?"<>

Kudi-"dekh , tainu pta baap nu dhee, putt nalo jyada pyari hundi ae.. but jdo koi kudi <PEYO DI PAGG> di izzat nu kalank la k ghar cho bahar pair dhardi hai ta, kiniya hi bedosh kudiya de kukh ch katal hon da karan ban'di hai..

maap-baap nu kudiya nhi chubdiya, but eh gal chubdi hai k kudi kite vaddi ho ke kalank da karan na bne.."

Jihna kudia di ane sohni soch hai una agge sir chukda hai.......


             <Am@n R@i>

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Fun Time / Murge Di "baangh" V/s Snooze "on"
« on: October 25, 2012, 07:18:29 AM »
Sat sri akaal saare PJ members nu...
Mainu ik gal ni samjh aundi :-

Saade vadd vadere murge di baangh naal e uthh kharhde c... Te
Aapa alarm laa k v snooze kri jaayida... (Assuming that everyone does the same as me)  :laugh:
Aapa lazy hoge aa... ke science da fayeda lai rahe aa... Ja science te bahut jyada nirbhar(overdependent) hoge aa..
Tusi ki sochde o.... Aapne vichaar jroor saanjhe kro...

Mehabaani g...

       <Am@n R@i>

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Shayari / Punjabi boliyan
« on: October 25, 2012, 05:47:58 AM »
ਬੱਲੇ-ਬੱਲੇ ਬਈ ਕਾਲੀ ਕੁੜਤੀ ਪੀ੍ਤ ਕੋਰ ਦੀ
ਉੱਤੇ ਨਾਂ ਵੇ ਚੰਨਣ ਸਿੰਘਾ ਤੇਰਾ, ਵੇ ਕਾਲੀ ਕੁੜਤੀ ਪੀ੍ਤ ਕੋਰ ਦੀ............

ਫੀਤਾ-ਫੀਤਾ-ਫੀਤਾ
ਵੇ ਤੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਨਈਉ ਵੱਸਣਾ, ਵੇ ਤੁੰ ਮਿਡਲ ਪਾਸ ਨਾ ਕੀਤਾ....
ਵੇ ਤੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਨਈਉ ਵੱਸਣਾ.............

ਸਰੁ ਜਿਹੇ ਕੱਧ ਵਰਗਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਤੁਰਦਾ ਨੀਵੀਂ ਪਾ ਕੇ,
ਬੜਾ ਮੋੜਿਆ ਨਈਂ ਜੇ ਮੁੜਦਾ, ਅਸੀਂ ਵੇਖ ਲਿਆ ਸਮਝਾ.ਕੇ...
ਸਈਉ ਨੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਰੱਖਣਾ ਪਿਆ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਗਲ ਦਾ ਤਵੀਤ ਬਣਾ ਕੇ
ਸਈਉ ਨੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਰੱਖਣਾ ਪਿਆ.......

ਨਿੱਕੀ ਨਿੱਕੀ ਕਣੀ ਦਾ ਮੀਂਹ ਵਰਸੇੰਦਾ, ਬੁਰ ਜਿਹੀ ਹੈ ਪੈਂਦੀ
ਅੱਜ ਦਿਆਂ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਅੱਖ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਰਹਿੰਦੀ....
ਅੱਜ ਦਿਆਂ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਅੱਖ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਰਹਿੰਦੀ....

      <Am@n R@i>

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PJ Games / Re: ik bujarat
« on: October 24, 2012, 02:24:17 PM »
kidha vichareya di mat maari payi aa  :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: <kutte nu kithe lai gye si>
« on: October 24, 2012, 12:55:13 PM »
alright  :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: <kutte nu kithe lai gye si>
« on: October 24, 2012, 12:50:11 PM »
je pta nhi lagda ta ehta matlab kutta kha laina hain?  :laugh:

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PJ Games / ik bujarat
« on: October 24, 2012, 11:28:46 AM »
koi dass sakda?

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Jokes Majaak / Re: <kutte nu kithe lai gye si>
« on: October 24, 2012, 09:46:13 AM »
thanks :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: <kutte nu kithe lai gye si>
« on: October 24, 2012, 09:42:14 AM »
ya baut  :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / <kutte nu kithe lai gye si>
« on: October 24, 2012, 09:38:20 AM »
1 Sharabi Ne Apne Yaaran Naal Party Da Program Banaayia____

Te Apne Hi Ghar Cho Raat Nu Bakra Chori Kar Leya____

      Te Pura Enjoy Kita____
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Sawere Jad Oh Apne Ghar Aayia Ta Bakra Ghar C_____
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Gharwali Nu Khenda Ah Bakra Kitho Aayia_____
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Gharwali Khendi Bakra Nu Maaro Goli Tusi Raat Nu Chora Wangu Kutte Nu Kithe Lai Gaye C_____


           :D: :D: :D: :D:  Samj aaya kuch  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Boy to Girl
« on: October 24, 2012, 09:35:01 AM »
ok sorry, i didn't know :(

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Jokes Majaak / Boy to Girl
« on: October 24, 2012, 09:28:19 AM »
Girl To Another Girl : You Are Beautiful .

Other Girl Thank You , You Are Beautiful To aaawwwwmmuuaaahh

                             &

1 Boy To Another Punjabi Boy You Are Handsome .


Punjabi Boy : Tu Salya Tempu Ta Nahi

            Bhaj Ja Kanjra  :laugh: :D:

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Fun Time / Re: Happy and Billo
« on: October 24, 2012, 09:13:37 AM »
thanks both of u  :smile:

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Shayari / Re: <Fanah Am@n>
« on: October 24, 2012, 09:12:05 AM »
thanks sukhbir

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Fun Time / Happy and Billo
« on: October 24, 2012, 09:09:04 AM »
Billo And Happy Shadi Ki Paanchvi Salgirha Par Ghumne Ke Liye U.S.A Jaate Hai,
Billo Ko Anjan Desh Mein Dar Lagta Hai Aur Wo Happy Se Puchhti Hai,

Billo: “Agar Main Kho Gayi To Tum Kya Karoge?”
Happy: “Yaar Nirmal-Baba Ke Paas Jaunga”

Billo: “Happy Tum Kitne Achhe Ho, Kya Kahoge Unse?”
Happy: “Yaar Billo kush khas nhi bs yehi kahunga ki, Baba Apki Kirpa Ho Gayi>>>>>



                Am@n R@i  :pagel: :pagel:

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Shayari / <Fanah Am@n>
« on: October 24, 2012, 06:28:47 AM »
hum saans bhi gin gin ke lete hai mere humdum,
ki har ek saans par jo naam, tera likhaaye baithhe hai,

muskurana bhi hamari ab, ban gaya hai majboori,
kya kahe ki kis kadar, dard chhupaaye baithhe hai,

wo hi ab paas aakar, humein dilaasa dete hai aksar,
jinke haatho se hum chot, jigar par khaaye baithhe hai,

puchhta hai hamara haal, kharha hai meri chaukhat pe,
jab khud ki hi hasti ko, khud hi mitaaye baithhe hai,

na karna tum mohabbat yu, ki ho jaaye fanah *Am@n*
apne mehram ke haatho, khud ka Qatl karaaye baithhe hai.

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