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« on: December 08, 2012, 08:21:32 AM »
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A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very b
adly. I gave her strength to carry her man through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good man never hurts his woman, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfaltering. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed." "You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
1. You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus
An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Knowing that there can only be one passenger in your car, whom would you choose?
2. Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house. The police bust in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker. Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman. How do they know they've got their man?
3. How could a baby fall out of a twenty-story building onto the ground and live?
4. A man and his son are in a car crash. The father is killed and the child is taken to hospital gravely injured. When he gets there, the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy - for he is my son!!!' How can this possibly be?
5. There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?
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Answer1: The old lady of course! After helping the old lady into the car, you can give your keys to your friend, and wait with your perfect partner for the bus.
Answer 2:The fireman is the only man in the room. The rest of the poker players are women.
Answer3: The baby fell out of a ground floor window.
Answer4: The surgeon can not operate on her own son; she is his mother.
Answer5:The last person took the basket with the last egg still inside.
Once all villagers decide to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered but only one guy came with an umbrella. That is Faith
When u throw a one year old baby in the air, he laughs because he knows his father will catch him. That is Trust
Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to wake up alive next morning, but still be we set alarm for tomorrow. That is Hope
Salman Khan's new movie "Ek tha Tiger" gonna be released soon (prolly on 15th of August). But before u watch this movie, u must know a lil bit about the real hero of this movie. The person in pic. above is not a famous personality like Salman Khan and prolly a few hv heard about him. The name of this person was Ravinder Kaushik, an ex-agent of Indian spy organization RAW.
Nabi Ahmed, as he was known in Pakistan, wud hv been a senior officer in Pakistani army now saving the lives of Indian soldiers But Ahmed-Agent Ravinder Kaushik to the Indian Intelligent establishment-died a miserable death in a Pakistani jail after a searing chapter in India's espionage history went awry.
Kaushik had been cruising along fine on Mission Pakistan, penetrating deep and reaching the heart of the enemy establishment - the army- as a resident agent of RAW and doing commendable service as a spy sitting in a right place in enemy land. Till Inayat Masiha, an operative sent by RAW to contact Kaushik in september 1983 inadvertently blew the agents cover.
Kaushik joined RAW in 1975 as a 23 years old after graduating from SriGanganagar, Rajasthan. Trained to act as a resident agent, he went to Pakistan, assumed the alias Nabi Ahmed, did his graduation in Law, learnt Urdu, married their and joined Pakistani army
Kaushik was then captured, tortured for two years in an interrogation centre in Sialkot, dumped in Mianwali jail for another 16 and left to die in November 2001.
You don't call them countries if they are only a dot in the mapHow come United Nations took these countries as full member states?
I know what you mean but technically, if they're small, they're too small to be called countries, therefore they are islandsWhat is the technicality. Would u please enlighten me? How is Vatican City an island?
They're called islands not countriesYou r wrong my dear! All sovereign states are called countries irrespective of their geographic position.