1 Admi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha K
Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai:
Kya Haal Hai?
.
Admi Ghabra Kr:
Theek Hon, .
Phr Awaz Aai:
Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
.
Admi:
Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain, .
Phir Awaz Aai:
Main Aa Jaun?
.
Admi Pareshan Ho Gya 0r Jaldi Se Bola:
. Nahi Nahi Main Busy Hon.
.
Phir Awaz Aai:
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Acha Yaar Main Tumhen Baad Mein Call
Karta Hon.
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet
Se Meri Hr Baat Ka Jawab DeRaha Hai 

One afternoon, A Man and his frnd were sitting in a cafe, drinking tea and talking about life and love.

His frnd asked: "How come you never married?"

"Well," said The Man "to tell you the
truth,
I spent my youth looking for the
perfect woman.

In Cairo I met a beautiful and intelligent woman, but she was unkind.

Then in Baghdad, I met a woman who was a wonderful and generous soul, but we had no common interests. One woman after another would see just right, but there would always be
something missing.

Then, one day, I
met her.
Beautiful, intelligent, generous
and kind.

We had very much in common. In fact, she was perfect!

"What happened?"

Asked the Man’s frnd, "Why didn’t you marry her?"

The Man sipped his tea reflectively... "Well," he replied, "it’s really the sad
story of my life…
It seemed she was
looking for the perfect man… :-/

Moral of the Story:
We should always remember in mind
that No body is perfect in this world....

We should just take the person and
make him/her perfect! 

ਪੁੱਛਣ ਲਈ ਸਵਾਲ ਨਵਾ ਹੈ ,
ਕਿੰਝ ਕਹੀਏ ਇਹ ਸਾਲ ਨਵਾ ਹੈ,
ਓਹੀ ਲੋਕ ਗਰੀਬੀ ਕੁਚਲੇ,
ਓਹੀ ਵਧਦੀ ਹੈ ਮਹਿੰਗਿਾਈ,
ਓਹੀ ਲੋਕ ਕਰਜ਼ਿਆ ਦੱਬੇ ,
ਖੁਦਕੁਸ਼ੀਆ ਦੀ ਰੁਤ ਹੈ ਛਾਈ,
ਓਹੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਪੁਰਾਣੀ ਵਿਥਿਆ
ਇਹੀ ਸਾਡਾ ਹਾਲ ਨਵਾ ਹੈ,
ਕਿੰਝ ਕਹੀਏ ਇਹ ਸਾਲ ਨਵਾ ਹੈ|
ਓਹੀ ਮਰੇ ਕਾਨੂੰਨ ਨੇ ਸਾਡੇ,
ਓਹੀ ਰਿਸ਼ਵਤਖੋਰ ਵਰਦੀਆ,
ਓਹੀ ਬਾਲ ਮਜ਼ਦੂਰ ਨੇ ਏਥੇ,
ਓਂਵੇਂ ਹੀ ਧੀਆ ਕੁੱਖ ਚ' ਮਰਦੀਆ
ਕਿਓਂ ਨਾ ਇਹ ਸਮਾਜ ਬਦਲੀਏ
ਤਰਕਸ਼ੀਲ ਦੇ ਮਨ ਖਿਆਲ ਨਵਾਂ ਹੈ
ਕਿੰਝ ਕਹੀਏ ਇਹ ਸਾਲ ਨਵਾ ਹੈ ।

A Haunted House  my favrt one

http://youtu.be/J50vA5VLR6k

Horror movies don't scare me..!!

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5 missed calls from Dad scares me to death   

lol where u sit?

best game eva

hehe :p

init 

sidha hojo

http://youtu.be/LL55LgalDT0