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Shayari / Mango man (AAM aadmi)
« on: February 10, 2015, 11:39:50 PM »
AAM banda delhi vich kill la geya,
vadde vadde killeya ton raj dha geya,

chad gal kal di (upcoming Punjab elections), tu kar hun di  :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Jokes Majaak / Blonde Paint Job
« on: September 04, 2012, 07:32:07 AM »
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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SSA sareya nu, apne pinda vich ik gal aam hi kehnde hunde ne k tu das ki karna, akhe na tinna (3na) cho na teran (13an) cho.

Ehda matlab ki aa?

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Gup Shup / Grenade Singh to PJ users
« on: August 19, 2012, 11:10:11 AM »
Grenade Singh: PJ banana mera kaam tha, j koi ethe aa ke gand paye toh mai kya karu
                       sareya nu samjauna mera kaam tha, j koi fer v ladi jaye toh mai kya karu
                       users nu sikha k mid/admin banona mera kam tha, j oh sikh k kade online na aaye toh mai kya karu
                        :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

...
Grenade Singh: PJ banana mera kaam tha, j koi ethe aa ke gand paye toh mai kya karu
                       sareya nu samjauna mera kaam tha, j koi fer v ladi jaye toh mai kya karu
                       users nu sikha k mid/admin banona mera kam tha, j oh sikh k kade online na aaye toh mai kya karu
                        :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

mod/admin*

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Gup Shup / EID Mubarak
« on: August 19, 2012, 02:43:38 AM »
Eid Mubarak sareya nu, tuhanu is din di lakh lakh vadai hove....

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Funny Videos / Mera sutta bhatti na jagao
« on: August 18, 2012, 07:29:33 PM »
Mera Sutta Bhatti Na Jagao

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Introductions / New Friends / SSA ji sareya nu
« on: August 18, 2012, 01:07:32 PM »
menu sare puchi jande aa chat ch k jashan tu kaun aa or tera name ki aa?  :D: :D: :D: well, mera name jashan hi aa n m new here  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Punjabi joke
« on: August 16, 2012, 10:41:44 PM »
Bhajna: J tenu sardi lagge, fer tu ki karda?
Jashan : fer mai heater kol ja k baith jana
Bhajna: J fer v thand lage, taan?
Jashan : fer mai heater on kar laina
 :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Gup Shup / Punjabi foods (Punjabi Pakvaan)
« on: August 10, 2012, 05:56:21 PM »
Please sare jane vote karo.

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Gup Shup / Ohna dina de vich menu chahundi c k nai
« on: August 10, 2012, 05:54:44 PM »
For someone on PJ: mere bare hun ki tera kheyal mai nai puchda, ohna dina de vich dasde menu chahundi c k nai????

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Jokes Majaak / Duck Revenge
« on: October 18, 2010, 05:32:09 PM »
Funny Commercial - Ducks Revenge



hahahah, beer peo

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Funny Videos / Tractor di chadai aa....
« on: October 17, 2010, 05:45:48 PM »
SUV Fail

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Funny Videos / Dangerous Alarm
« on: October 17, 2010, 05:12:19 PM »
Machine gun Alarm clock...awesome way to kick off you morning

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Tutorials / If you want to dual boot windows and linux
« on: October 17, 2010, 11:25:38 AM »
Sar Sri Akal Ji, tuhada ethe aaun te bht bht swagat hai

J tusi Linux and Windows dual boot karna chahunde o, te tuhanu Linux da koi experience nai, den mai tuhanu Ubuntu (Linux) install karan di slah dau, coz Ubuntu is more user friendly than othe linux distros.

Here is the process....

Install Ubuntu
Download an Ubuntu LiveCD image (.iso) from Ubuntu Downloads and burn an Ubuntu LiveCD.

Insert the LiveCD into your CD-ROM drive and reboot your PC.

If the computer does not boot from the CD (eg. Windows starts again instead), check your BIOS settings and adjust them so that booting from the CD is allowed.

Proceed with installation until you are asked this question:
 "How do you want to partition the disk ?".

Resizing Partitions Using the Ubuntu Installer
Automatic partition resizing

Choose the First Option (It should be something like: "Resize IDE1 master, partition #1 (hda1) and use freed space").

Specify the size of the new partition as a percentage of your entire hard disk.
Click on "Forward".

Continue to Finishing Ubuntu Installation
Manual partitioning

Choose "Manually edit partition table"

Listed will be your current partitions

Select the partition you want to resize and press Enter.

Select "Size:", press Enter.

Select Yes, press Enter.

Type in a new size in Gigabytes for your partition, it's recommended you free up AT LEAST 10 GB of free space for your Ubuntu install. Press Enter when happy with your changes. It may take some time to apply the changes.
Create a swap partition of at least your amount of RAM (if you don't know, 2000 MB is a good value).
Create a partition for your Ubuntu installation, at least 10 GB.
Select "Finish partitioning and write changes to disk".

Things I suggest before installing Linux

1- Make recovery cd for your windows, so that you have the back-up If something went wrong.
2- I recommend you to create partition on your hard disk before you try to install Linux.
3- Some wireless drivers are not available in Ubuntu by default, so make sure you have Ethernet/wired internet      available for first time after install.

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me. Dhanwaad

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Gup Shup / Pyar Te Maut....
« on: October 13, 2010, 09:20:42 PM »
Pathar dia lakeera vich takdeer nai hundi,
pyar vich maran vali har heer nai hundi,

pata ni lok kio marde ne pyar paun layi,
maran ton baad tan milan di vi umeed nai hundi

so never give up, just chill  :balle: :balle: :balle: :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Gup Shup / Punjabi dia akhana/muhavare
« on: October 13, 2010, 12:23:07 PM »
Menu eh janke bht khusi hoi k kuch k loka nu meria post bht buria lagdia ne but fer v oh meria post pad de ne... :loll:...

Mai socheya k koi Punjabi akhana/muhavare vaste topic banaya jaye, kio k mai dekhya hai k kuch k loka ne khas tor te nri's ne eh kade v ni suniya hundia, so meri benti hai k koi v lok akhan jedi punjab ch aapa mostly use kadre aa, likho tan k baki v ohde bare jaan sakan
DHANWAAD

N HATERS, KEEP READING  :loll: :loll: :loll:

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News Khabran / Hope n cheers for the trapeed miners in Chile
« on: October 12, 2010, 11:27:31 PM »
After spending two months trapped in a mine, first miner is rescued and other will be rescued soon coz they are taking out one person at a time & it takes abt 1 hour. So lets pray n cheers for those 33 miners who spend more than 2 months in a mine hoping to see this world one day..... HOPE NEVER ENDS

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Gup Shup / Rab karke punjabi di sardari bani rahe
« on: October 11, 2010, 03:48:56 PM »
EDAN HI VADAN PYAR TE SEHAT PYARI BANI RAHE

RAB KARKE PUNJABIA DI SARDARI BANI RAHE

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Introductions / New Friends / Meri sala ton ladakdi aa rahi intro
« on: October 11, 2010, 12:01:09 PM »
Sat sri akal ji.... hun jado tusi ithe aa hi gaye o, tan pad k hi jayeo, hun dekho Grenade ne ini mehnat kiti aa, oh vakhri gal k ohna nu dekh k lagda ni k oh mehnat v karda hona kade, pic ton tan lagda nakal maar k pass hunda hona, par tusi galat na samjo, baki samajna na samjana tan tuhadi apdi marji aa, assi tan samja hi sakde aa, jime teacher class ch samjaunda hunda par bache samajde ni, j oh samaj jaan tan ohna nu samaj aa jave k samaj nu samajan layi samaj di lod hundi aa te j eni samaj di ohna nu samaj aa jave fer samjaun wala v samaj jave k samjauna samaj naal aa nhi kite sare samjo samji na ho jaan, lai aapa tam gal kite hor hi laige c, par ehnu samjan layi v samaj di lod paini aa kio k Grenade ne ini samajdari naal samaj samaj k eh samjaya k ohnu kuch samaj nai aunda, vaise samaj tan menu v ghat hi aunda, nale menu ton yaad aaya mai tan apdi introduction deni c jime college ch name bache di intro lainde ne, vaise ohnu ragging kehnde ne te eh bahut buri gal aa, kai bari bache dukhi ho college chad dinde ne, te ik intro ik future nu tabah kar dindi aa, baki tusi tan aap samaj wale o, samaj jao k mai tuhanu ki samjauna chahuna, kio k mere kol eni samaj ni k tuhanu samja saka, vaise tusi 3 idiot dekhi honi aa, sade bare tan ohde ch bahut kuch aa, coz m engineer

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Gup Shup / Grenade Singh kaun hai??
« on: October 10, 2010, 08:24:36 PM »
New User: eh Grenade Singh kaun aa?

Jashan:  Grenade Singh eho jeha bomb aa, jeda es site kade v kise te v fat sakda, te os bande di id dam tod dau  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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