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Birthdays / Happy Birthday Taur Kaur
« on: July 17, 2015, 06:46:52 PM »

tick tock tick tock!!! ek saal hor ghat geya beeba teri umar cho ...   :dnk: ajj beh k socheo kujh wakhra jo pichle saal ch nai kita..  es din nu aiwe kalli party wich hi na kadd deo.. socheo ajj de din.. k zindagi kinni chheti nikaldi jaa rhi.. !! eh din kalli khushi vaste nai aunde... nal ek reminder v leaunde k time ghat reha.. ! :)

ki asin oh sabh kar leya jo karna chaunde si? te jo asin chaunde aa ki ohi sabh kujh aa zindagi ch karn li? k sadi life kise paase jaa v rhi aa ya khadi aa ek jagah ? :) den nu main v chaar k smileys paa k haase mazaak ch wadhayian walia wishes de dewa.. :) par pata nai ajj dil krda... k eh kam v krna chaida :pagel:  X_X

parmatma tuhanu agge wadhan ch himmat bakshe te sahi raah wall hamesha guide krda rhe.. khush raho :)

sarbat da bhala howe :)

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Competitions / Re: Voting for next competition July-August
« on: July 17, 2015, 06:31:18 PM »
OTHER:

1) pehlan haiga suits wala.. suits te paise de khreed lo wadia ton wadia.. ohde ch ki... paise ch kahda talent? fail..
2) best topic maker.. boring :yawn:
3) photography : hun jyada wadia camera lai aao.. koi v foto khichlo wadia aaju.. oh v paisea da aaju.. ohde ch kahda talent :pagel: chalo j foto khichan de treeke nu wich rakhliye tah koi copy paste karlau :P hun kahoge wich punjabijanta likheya howe.. fer te natural fotos auno rhia.. eh v fail :D: 

ek mental hospital ton bibi bhajj aayii.. sarean nu mental krn te hoyi payi aa... :D: ehnu dobara dakhal krwaya jana chaida :tongue:
ajkal eh apne aap nu policewali samjhdi :laugh:


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Gup Shup / Re: Beganeya and apniya vich ki farak
« on: July 17, 2015, 06:23:40 PM »
duniya ch do ee trah de lok hunde... jina ton bachna chaida bande nu...

1 ek oh jinha bare apa jaande nahi.. k eh kiwe de ne..
te 2je oh jina bare asin jaande aa..k eh kiwe de ne :loll:

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mainu yaad aa... main apne daddy ji de scooter de agge khada ho janda hunda si..  :) ohna ne mainu kehna k chal fer koi gaana sunaa de... :happy: mainu jyada gaane te aunde nai si hunde... 
"gallan goriyan de wich toye" :balle:
"tu ni boldi rakaane tu ni boldi tere ch tera yaar bolda" :balle:
"teri bhijj gayi kudti laal paseene nal kurhe" :pagel:

hindi gaaneya wichon:

"pal desi pal desi jaana nahi.. mujhe chod ke" :laugh:
"tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana sanam.. pyaar hota hai deewana sanam" :hehe:

:happy:

sare gaane nahi.. ah lines hi aundia hundia.. si.. te main ehi repeat te bar bar eko line bolde jana... ik ik hour lagataar scooter te bethe ne raula payi jana jad kite amritsar nu jande si... te raula paunde ne ee saun jaya karna...pata odon lagda hunda si jadon uthna te ghare bed te peya hona :hehe: kina time te mera eho soch soch k lang janda hunda si k main ethe kiwe pahunchea aa :D:

hun gaddiyan moteran aagia...desh badal gaye... scooter te cycle wala time jad asin nikke hunde si.. hun kithe oh samhe reh gaye ne!! :whew:

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ਜੀਵਨ

ਕੱਲ੍ਹ ਸੁਫਨੇ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਮੈਨੂੰ,
ਦੋ ਨਜ਼ਰ ਫ਼ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇ ਆਏ ।
ਇਕ ਤਖ਼ਤ ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਦਾ ਸੋਹਣਾ,
ਉਹ ਆਪਣੇ ਨਾਲ ਲਿਆਏ ।
ਉਹ ਉਤਰੇ ਹੌਲੇ ਹੌਲੇ,
ਫਿਰ ਆ ਕੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਕੋਲੇ,
ਰੱਖ ਤਖ਼ਤ ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਦਾ ਬੋਲੇ,
ਉਠ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਰੱਬ ਬੁਲਾਏ

ਤੇਰੇ ਲਈ ਸੁਰਗਾਂ ਅੰਦਰ,
ਭੌਰਾਂ ਨੇ ਗੁੰਦੇ ਸਿਹਰੇ ।
ਜ਼ੁਲਫ਼ਾਂ ਦੇ ਲੱਛੇ ਲੈ ਕੇ,
ਹੂਰਾਂ ਨੇ ਬਹੁਕਰ ਫੇਰੇ ।
ਪੰਛੀ ਪਏ ਮੰਗਲ ਗਾਵਣ,
ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਦੇ ਦਿਲ ਸਧਰਾਵਣ,
ਕਲੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਛਿੱਕਾਂ ਆਵਣ,
ਸਭ ਰਾਹ ਤਕਾਵਣ ਤੇਰੇ

ਹੱਥ ਬੰਨ੍ਹ ਖਲੋਵਣ ਉਥੇ,
ਹੂਰਾਂ ਪਰੀਆਂ ਮੁਟਿਆਰਾਂ ।
ਸ਼ਹਿਦਾਂ ਦੇ ਚਸ਼ਮੇ ਵਗਣ,
ਤੇ ਦੁੱਧਾਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਫ਼ੁਹਾਰਾਂ ।
ਨਾ ਉਥੇ ਹੌਕੇ ਹਾਵੇ,
ਨਾ ਭੁੱਖ ਤਰੇਹ ਸਤਾਵੇ,
ਨਾ ਰੁੱਤ ਖਿਜ਼ਾਂ ਦੀ ਆਵੇ,
ਤੇ ਹਰਦਮ ਰਹਿਣ ਬਹਾਰਾਂ

ਸੁਰਗਾਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਸਿਫ਼ਤਾਂ ਸੁਣ ਕੇ,
ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਫ਼ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇ ਤਾਈਂ,
ਐਸਾ ਇੱਕ-ਸਾਰਾ ਜੀਵਨ,
ਮੈਂ ਮੂਲ ਪਸੰਦਾਂ ਨਾਹੀਂ !
ਜਿੱਥੇ ਨਾ ਮੇਲ ਜੁਦਾਈਆਂ,
ਜਿੱਥੇ ਨਾ ਸੁਲਹ ਲੜਾਈਆਂ,
ਨਾ ਧੀਦੋ ਤੇ ਭਰਜਾਈਆਂ,
ਮੈਂ ਜਾਣਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਉਥਾਈਂ

ਜਿੱਥੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੋਤ ਕਸਾਈ,
ਜਿੱਥੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਛਲ-ਛਲਾਵੇ ।
ਜਿੱਥੇ ਨਾ ਕੈਦੋਂ ਲੰਙਾ,
ਵਿਚ ਟੰਗ ਆਪਣੀ ਡਾਹਵੇ,
ਜਿੱਥੇ ਨਾ ਆਸ਼ਕ ਲੁੱਸਣ,
ਜਿੱਥੇ ਨਾ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਖੁੱਸਣ,
ਜਿੱਥੇ ਨਾ ਹੂਰਾਂ ਰੁੱਸਣ,
ਉਹ ਸੁਰਗ ਨਾ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਭਾਵੇ

ਹੈ ਜੀਵਨ ਅਦਲਾ ਬਦਲੀ ।
ਤੇ ਹੋਣਾ ਰੰਗ ਬਰੰਗਾ ।
ਸੌ ਮੁਰਦੇ ਭਗਤਾਂ ਕੋਲੋਂ,
ਇਕ ਜਿਊਂਦਾ ਜ਼ਾਲਮ ਚੰਗਾ ।
ਮੋਤੀ ਤੋਂ ਹੰਝੂ ਮਹਿੰਗੇ,
ਲਾਲਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਜੁਗਨੂੰ ਸੋਹਣੇ,
ਸੁਰਗਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਦੋਜ਼ਖ ਚੰਗੇ,
ਜਿੱਥੇ ਹੈ ਜੀਵਨ-ਦੰਗਾ

ਮੈਂ ਸ਼ਾਇਰ ਰੰਗ-ਰੰਗੀਲਾ,
ਮੈਂ ਪਲ ਪਲ ਰੰਗ ਵਟਾਵਾਂ ।
ਜੇ ਵਟਦਾ ਰਹਾਂ ਤਾਂ ਜੀਵਾਂ,
ਜੇ ਖੱਲਾਂ ਤੇ ਮਰ ਜਾਵਾਂ ।
ਝੀਲਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਚੰਗੇ ਨਾਲੇ,
ਜੋ ਪਏ ਰਹਿਣ ਨਿੱਤ ਚਾਲੇ,
ਤੱਕ ਰੋਕਾਂ ਖਾਣ ਉਛਾਲੇ,
ਤੇ ਵਧਦੇ ਜਾਣ ਅਗਾਹਾਂ

ਹੈ ਜੀਵਨ ਦੁੱਖ-ਵੰਡਾਣਾ,
ਤੇ ਅੱਗ ਬਗਾਨੀ ਸੜਨਾ ।
ਮਰਨੇ ਦੀ ਖ਼ਾਤਰ ਜੀਣਾ ।
ਜੀਣੇ ਦੀ ਖ਼ਾਤਰ ਮਰਨਾ ।
ਜੀਵਨ ਹੈ ਲੜਨਾ ਖਹਿਣਾ,
ਜੀਵਨ ਹੈ ਢਾਣਾ ਢਹਿਣਾ
ਜੀਵਨ ਹੈ ਤੁਰਦੇ ਰਹਿਣਾ,
ਤੇ ਕੋਈ ਪੜਾ ਨਾ ਕਰਨਾ

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Books of Shiv Kumar Batalvi
« on: July 15, 2015, 11:30:58 PM »

Shehar tere tarkaalan dhaliyan...gal lag royiyan teriyan galiyan..!!
Shiv nu aaaye Yaar jad fookan.. Sitam tere diyan gallan challiyaan!! :)

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Birthdays / Re: happy bday to kanwar aka rab da banda
« on: July 15, 2015, 11:23:54 PM »
B'ltd Apiee bday kang sahab

thanku thanku.. hun te advance hogyea belated te lang gya :loll: . ki haal chaal tuhada goru saab .. kithe rehnde o.. ! :happy:

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Waah Sohneya Teri Chaal Aajaib



Bullehshah ji kehnde ne: Mere Man-mohne Maalik. Tere Rang niyaare han. Main teriyan adaavan ton balihaar jaanda haan. Andar vi tu hai, Bahar vi tu hai, Gupt v tu hain, pargat vi tu hai. Mulla'n vi tu hain, kaazi vi tu hain te ohna kolon sabak padhan wala vi tu hi hain. Tu khud hi Kufr da jenaiyu gal wich paa k moortiyan wale mandar wich pooja karn lyi chaleya janda hain te khud hi sari shrishti wich dharmik jhagdeyan da shor sharaba, vaad-vivaad khada kar denda hai. Ranjhe da sambandh uchi kul nal hai, oh apne premiya di laaj rakhan wala hai. Kul-Malik mainu mere murshid de roop wich pal - pal mainu darshana nal nihaal karda rehnda hai.


Waah Sohneya Teri Chaal Ajaib, Latka'n Nal Chalende Oo !

Aape Jaahir Aape Baatan Aape Lukk Lukk Behnde Oo !
Aape Mulla'n Aape Kaazi Aape Illam Parhende Oo !
Waah Sohneya Teri Chaal Ajaib, Latka'n Nal Chalende Oo !

Ghat Zanaar Kufar da gall wich Butkhaane Warh Behnde Oo !
Laulaak Lama Aflaak Vichaaro'n Aape Dhum Machende Oo !
Waah Sohneya Teri Chaal Ajaib, Latka'n Nal Chalende Oo !

Zaat to'n Hai Ashraaf Ranjheta, Laayian Di Laaj Rakhende Oo!
Bullah "Shah Inayit" Mainu Pal Pal Darshan Dende Oo!
Waah Sohneya Teri Chaal Ajaib, Latka'n Nal Chalende Oo !

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Discussions / Re: ehde ware ki soch tuhadi ?
« on: July 14, 2015, 07:44:53 PM »
Change banjayie bhawe marhe ban jayie.. :)
Rehna ethe de ethe hi aa asin :) 
Jad tak asin "kuch v na" baniye.. ethon niklana na barabar hi aa :)

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Birthdays / Re: happy bday to kanwar aka rab da banda
« on: July 14, 2015, 02:00:17 PM »
buhat sheti reply karta bai jaan next b day te aktha hi thanx kar dena si :laugh:

budhe hoge aan hun asin chhote veer :D: yaadasht kamzor hogyi :laugh:

...
thanku again all of ju guys :D: bahla moh karde je tusi sabh :hehe:

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Birthdays / Re: happy bday to kanwar aka rab da banda
« on: July 13, 2015, 01:11:40 PM »
:D: :D: thankyou  :banana:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: 1 Baadshah, 1 Ladki aur 1 Sunaar
« on: July 13, 2015, 01:06:47 PM »
:laugh: fitteh muh. I read the whole story thinking there was a moral or something. menu dekh lo, mere dad bhi sunyaar hi ah. sohni lagi ta theek ah nai ta sunny leone nu dekh lio cus she is baby doll sohne di :hehe:

Apne muh miya mithu :D:

oh...haha...ja yr kalol hogi...main te oda hi post nhi karda....aah hor reason bann geya meaningless topics da...lmfao
:laugh:

Baba tainu ahi jgah labhi c khraab karn nu :D:

Na hor ethe galeeche wichaune?? :loll: ene topic khaali paye ek apa bhar ta :hehe:

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Birthdays / Re: happy bday to kanwar aka rab da banda
« on: July 12, 2015, 10:50:56 PM »
Thankyou thankyou sabh da :) yaad rakhan lyi..

Sabh da bhala. :rabb: sabh di khair :pray:

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Bhaagwaane :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / 1 Baadshah, 1 Ladki aur 1 Sunaar
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:12:33 PM »
1 badshah apne
sipahiyo ke sath ek
talab par nahane ke
liye gaya




waha
kuch ladkiya thi




unme
se ek ladki
badshah ko pasand
aa gayi..!!








Badshah apne mahel
wapas
aaya, lekin badshah ki
nazro ke
samne bar bar usi
ladki ki surat aa
rahi thi,




uska mann
kisi kaam me
nahi lag raha tha,




raat hui .....




sari raat
badshah usi ladki ke
bare me sochta
raha,




subah usne
apne sipahiyo ko
hukm diya
"jao pata
karo wo ladki
kaha rehti
hai",




sipahiyo ne pata
lagaya,




Uss ladki ka baap
sunaar tha,




badshah ne sunaar
ko darbar me
bulaya.




4 din guzarne k baad
bhi sunar
badshah k darbar me
nahi
aya,




badshah ne
dubara bulawa
bheja,




is bar 8 din
guzar gaye wo
nahi aaya,




badshah ko
gussa aa gaya
aur usne sunar ko
giraftar karne k
liye Sipahi bheje.








Jab woh Sunar k ghar
pahuche to
ghar ko Tala laga hua
tha,




Badshah ne Sipahiyon
ko Hukm diya
ki Sunaar ko dhundo.








Sipahiyo ne sunar ko
har jagah
dhunda lekin wo unko
kahi nhi mila.




Fir unhone ek tarkeeb
nikali aur
ailaan kiya ke jo bhi
sunaar ko
dhundne me madat
karega use 1kg
sona diya jayega.




ek
hafta guzar
gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi
mila.




Fir ailaan kiya gaya ki
jo bhi sunaar
ko chupne me madat
karega use
sooli pe chadaya
jayega.




aur ek hafta
guzar gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi
mila.








Fir 1 mahina guzar
gya fir bhi sunar
nhi mila




Fir raja ne ailaan kiya
ki agar sunar
nhi mila toh woh pure
rajya ko saja




dega fir bhi sunar
nahi mila.




Aakhir mei raja ne
aas paas ke kahi
rajyo ke raja o se
madat maangi,




Unhone bhi sunar ko
apne apne
rajya mei dhoonda fir
sunar nhi
mila.




Badshah mayus ho
gaya,




ek din
badshah ne ek sapna
dekha sapne
me usi taalab ko
dekha aur sapne
me hi daud kar us
taalab ke pas
gaya lekin waha bhi
koi nahi
tha,




udas hokar jab
piche palta to ek
gyani baba nazar
aaye unhone nadi
ko lag kar ek jhopde
ki taraf ishara
kiya aur kaha "tujhe
jiski talash hai
wo wahi hai",




badshah
chaunk kar
nind se utha aur apne
sipahiyo ko
lekar us talab ke pas
gaya,




waha wo
sapne wala jhopda
use nazar
aaya,




badshah khush
ho gaya, aur jab
jhopde me ghusa to
ek ladki aur aur
ek boodha aadmi
nazar aaye,




lekin
wo ladki badsurat thi
aur uska baap
bhikhari tha.








Ab bhi sunar nahi
mila,




Aakhir kar tang aakar
badshah ne
apne sipahiyo ko
Nakara karar diya
aur case CBI ko
saunp diya,




Phir bhi SUNAR nahi
MILA,




Aur aakhir Raja
ka,
uske siphaiyon
ka,
dusre rajya walo
ka
aur CBI walo
ka Sunar ko dhundne
me sara Waqt
aise barbad hua
 jaise
Aap ka is
message ko padhne
me hua...




jis ka koi matlab nahi.




Hasna mat, mere
sath bhi aisa hua
tha..!!




kisi aur ko bhej ke
badla le lo!




Sunar mil jae to bata
dena ......




uski
ladki bahut khubsurat
hai ..!😜

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Gup Shup / Re: Short Movie Reviews
« on: July 11, 2015, 12:21:01 PM »
THE COBBLER : adam sandler, apna bai... ede nal jida purani sanjh... bahut wadia movies hundia..koi movie nai chhadi di...hun bai di new movie aa rahi.. PIXELS oh v kaint honi aa :ok: nal apna dujja veer hollywood da govinda, KEVIN JAMES.. ohne v jida pata ee aa k siraa ee krauna :pagel: oh movie v dekhange!

MAD MAX fury road : awesome entertainer :won:

Paul Blaurt Shopping mall Cop 2: :laugh: wakhiyan dukhan lagg gyian movie dekhdean hass hass ke.. :D:

Sardarji : koi storyline haini.. aiwe ek story nu dhakke nal ee khicheya si.. baki haase haige si te acting wadia.. ek war dekhan yog aa :ok:

MINIONS : :D: :D: :laugh: ajj dekhan jaani aa :hehe: kaamaaal honi ajj te :D:



...
English:
 Also Tom Cruise knows me!


oh tuhadiiii bhalllli hojeeeee :surp:

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Why and How sikh kills sikhi ??
« on: July 11, 2015, 11:40:19 AM »
Lagda paji tusi gal galat passe le gaye,,
Guru kisse di gal ni krda,
Ik sikh te guru de vich hor koi ni aa sakda,
Mein eh ni keha k kisse nu mada kaho,,
Mein eh kehna k apni matt tyaag k guru di matt lao,
Kisse hor di matt naal sada koi link ni,,
Sikh da link sirf guru di matt naal hona chaida

hanji , ehio keha si :)

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Why and How sikh kills sikhi ??
« on: July 11, 2015, 11:32:06 AM »
Ahhi prob a,,kio k asi apni matt use krde,,guru di matt nai lende.
Jinni der guru di matt nai lende,unni der jaman marn chalda hi rehna

par ji, marhe nu marha kehna v os di nindeya hai.. asin kaun hune kise nu v kehan wale..
jad apni houme tah khatam na hoi.. sada apna kehna hi kise nu sadi houme hai..
je oh howe na te asin kise nu enni gal v na kahiye :)

jiwe ek purana punjabi lok geet hai :

"Mere maula ne raunaka laayia..
 Kayi gunjala ch gunjala fasayian..
 Jahaan wich koi na kammi " :)

or gurbani says, " Maula khel kare sabh aape"

:) khed nu khed samjh k dekhiye.. hairania di hadh ni rehndi.. k oh v kamaal hai.. ki ki kar reha.. :)

"aape maashi aape mashli, aape paani jaal,
  aape jaal mankda, aape andar laal
 aape bahu bidh rangla sakhiye mera laal " :)

sabh khedan ohdia.. mashian faddan wale nu marha kahiye? - oh te ohde ch v hai.. oh paani nu marha kahiye? oh te os ch v hai.. os jaal nu marha kahiye? jis nal mashiya farhian jaa rhia? kehnde os ch v ohio aap hai... jaal wich lagga mankda, jis ch mashi fass jandi.. oh v oh khud aap hai.. te jad mankda fass k , jo khoon mashli da paani ch niklda hai.. oh v khud aap hai.. oh har ek wich ravv reha hai :) kis kis nu ki ki kahange? sabh ose de ee ne.. :)

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Why and How sikh kills sikhi ??
« on: July 11, 2015, 11:18:49 AM »



hanji theek hei

...
tuhanu galat kehna mera maksad nahi c

galat kade koi ho hi nai sakda ji :) bas apne apne matt according sabh sahi ne :) afterall sabh ch ose da hi vaas hai.. :)

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Why and How sikh kills sikhi ??
« on: July 11, 2015, 11:12:12 AM »
Sukhmani sahib ch jo "sadh" shabad aunda osda matlab v fer ehi hona? par shyd mainu kise syaane te bade uchi sakhshiyat si ohna di translations padhia si, ohna ne othe keha k Pooran Guru hi sacha Saadh ya Sant hunda hai.
je es cheez nal tusi sehmat nahi fer te mannan ch aunda k tusi jo likheya sabh sahi.. par je jo definition "Saadh" di Shri Sukhmani Sahib ji ch hai.. os accordingly te veer ji, bina Guru di matt te sangat de "bhajj keval naam" - Naam da bhajan or meditation asin kar hi nahi sakde ji :) ohi uppar pehle reply mera mtlab ehio si kehan da :) hor kujh nahi ji.. :)

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