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« on: July 20, 2012, 11:45:41 AM »
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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« on: July 17, 2012, 04:19:00 PM »
BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS
1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing
malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air
decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain
efficiency.
6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest.. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the
death of brain cells.
7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and
decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of
the brain as well as damage the brain.
9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may
cause brain shrinkage.
10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.
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« on: July 17, 2012, 04:14:27 PM »
This is Serious!
This incident happened in North Texas .
A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke
which she put into the refrigerator of the boat.
On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit.
She died on Wednesday.
The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis.
This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass.
Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and
hence the disease Leptospirosis .
Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances.
It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part
of all soda cans before drinking out of them.
The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned.
A study at NYCU showed that the tops of all soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e.). full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident.
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« on: July 16, 2012, 10:09:11 AM »
We Pronounce
22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
...Why not
11 as Onety One?? :D:
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« on: July 15, 2012, 11:43:00 PM »
ਜੋ ਦਿਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਆ ਕਹਿ ਦਿੰਨੇ ਆ_
ਅਸੀਂ ਹੱਸਦੇ-ਹੱਸਦੇ ਹੀ ਦੁੱਖ ਸਹਿ ਲੈਨੇ ਆ_
ਤੂੰ ਸਮਝੇ ਨਾ ਸਾਡੇ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਜ਼ਜ਼ਬਾਤਾਂ ਨੂੰ_
ਅਸੀਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਨੈਣਾਂ ਵਿੱਚੋਂ ਵੀ ਸਭ ਪੜ ਲੈਨੇ ਆ_
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« on: July 14, 2012, 08:20:02 PM »
Difference between http & https.
MUST read!!!
FIRST, MANY PEOPLE ARE UNAWARE OF:
**The main difference between http:// and https:// <HTTPS:///> is.
It's all about keeping you secure**
HTTP stands for HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of speaking) for information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients.
The important thing is the letter S which makes the difference between HTTP and HTTPS.
The S (big surprise) stands for "Secure". If you visit a website or webpage, and look at the address in the web browser, it will likely begin with the following: http://.
This means that the website is talking to your browser using the regular 'unsecure' language.
In other words, it is possible for someone to "eavesdrop" on your computer's conversation with the website.
If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the information you send to that site.
This is why you never ever enter your credit card number in an http website!
But, if the web address begins with https:// <HTTPS:///> , that basically means your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can eavesdrop on.
You understand why this is so important, right?
If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card information, you should automatically look to see if the web address begins with https:// <HTTPS:///> .
If it doesn't, there's no way you're going to enter sensitive information like a credit card number.
Thank You!
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« on: July 14, 2012, 07:59:57 AM »
EXAMINATION PATTERN !!
1995 : ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.
2000 : ANSWER ANY 5 QUESTIONS.
2010 : ANSWER EITHER (A) or (B).
2015 : ATLEAST READ THE QUESTION PAPER.
2020 : THANKS FOR COMING.. :D:
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« on: July 12, 2012, 06:35:11 PM »
ਹੁਸਨ ਦੀ ਭੁੱਖ ਤਾਂ ਰੱਖਦੇ ਬਥੇਰੇ_
ਕੋਈ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਚਾਹਵੇ ਗੱਲ ਤਾਂ ਮੰਨੀਏ_
ਅੱਲੜਾਂ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਤਾਂ ਰੱਖਦੇ ਸਿਰ ਮੱਥੇ_
ਕੋਈ ਮਾਪਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਪੁਗਾਵੇ ਗੱਲ ਤਾਂ ਮੰਨੀਏ_
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« on: July 12, 2012, 07:48:25 AM »
ਉਹਨੂੰ ਫ਼ੁਰਸਤ ਹੀ ਨਾ ਮਿਲੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਮਹਿਸੂਸ ਕਰਨ ਦੀ_
ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ ਹਵਾ ਬਣ ਕੇ ਰਿਹਾ ਪਲ-ਪਲ ਨਾਲ ਉਹਦੇ_
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« on: July 12, 2012, 07:45:13 AM »
ਕੀ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਜਾਪਾਨ ਚ ਸੁਨਾਮੀ ਕਿਉਂ ਆਈ ___?? ਨਹੀਂ ਪਤਾ ਤਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਦੱਸਦਾ :-
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ਯਮਰਾਜ ਨੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਯਮਦੂਤ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ___ਕੰਜਰਾ ਮੈਂ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਜਾ ਪਾਨ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਆ___
ਤੇ ਤੂੰ ਜਾਪਾਨ ਚੁੱਕ ਲਿਆਇਆ__ :D:
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« on: July 11, 2012, 10:51:06 PM »
Dhave, dhave, dhave...
bai study visa AUSTRALIYA,NEWZEALAND TE CANADA da,
khich khich k PUNJABI leyave...
daakhla tan university ch,
par munda 20 - 20 khante cab chalave...
bai cab wala kam nahi bura,
munda nottan diyan panda banhi jave...
modhe uthe hun koi hath na rakhe,
bina MAA ton kaun gale nal lave...
ghar deyan nu yaad kar k,
sari raat neend na aave.....
ghar deyan nu yaad kar k,
sari raat neend na aave..... !!!
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« on: July 11, 2012, 06:14:05 PM »
How Indian Contractors work !
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.
They go to White House office to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
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« on: July 11, 2012, 01:03:05 PM »
ਜਾਨ-ਜਾਨ ਕਹਿ ਕਿ ਮੇਰੀ ਜਾਨ ਲੈ ਗਈ ਉਹ___
ਮੈਨੂੰ ਆਪਣਾ ਕਹਿ ਕਿ ਜਹਾਨ ਲੈ ਗਈ ਉਹ____
ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਬੰਦ ਕਰ ਕਿ ਤੁਰ ਪਿਆ ਸੀ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਉਹਦੇ__
ਪਰ ਜੰਨਤ ਦੇ ਬਹਾਨੇ ਸ਼ਮਸ਼ਾਨ ਲੈ ਗਈ ਉਹ___
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« on: July 11, 2012, 12:47:36 PM »
ਅੱਗ ਜਾਵੇ ਲੱਗ ਨਾ ਕਾਗਜ ਦੀ ਹਿੱਕ ਤੇ_
ਇਸ ਵਜਹ ਨਾਲ ਦਰਦ-ਏ-ਦਿਲ ਲਿਖਣੇ ਤੋ ਡਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ_
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