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PJ Games / Re: Give a vegetable/Fruit name to the above person
« on: July 31, 2014, 01:11:33 AM »
mango

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pappu fail
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:56:11 PM »

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
 Patient: teek hai doctor
 (ek hafte ke baad)
 Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
 Patient: nahi doctor.
 Doctor: kyu nahi?
 Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe




 :D: :D: :D:

 

 

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pappu fail
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:54:47 PM »
Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.
 Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…


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kise ne joke read nhi kitta :(

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pappu fail
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:53:07 PM »
Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
 Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
 Tan Usne Keha,
Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…


 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Pappu fail
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:50:33 PM »
Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Gurlal Singh
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:46:22 PM »

Gurlal Singh In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”
Gurlal Singh : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer

 



 :D: :D: :D: haha

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Fun Time / Re: ABC game
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:44:19 PM »
hatt jo koi ik  :D:

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PJ Games / Re: ShuKr hai
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:43:51 PM »
SHUKAR HAI ROOH PJ UTTE HAI :D:

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PJ Games / Re: Give a vegetable/Fruit name to the above person
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:42:45 PM »
LAAL MIRCH  :loll:

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Shayari / Re: DUNIYA
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:42:20 PM »
KUTA ROWE, CHUP KRAUNDI DEKHI DUNIYA MAIN.
BANDA ROWE HOR RWAUNDI DEKHI DUNIYA MAIN.
JIYUNDE JEE NA JIS MAA BAAP NU DITI ROTI,
MARNE PICHO PIND RAJAUNDI DEKHI DUNIYA MAIN...
 :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

very good sach kiha veer ik line mai bhi add kar dinda tere sher vich

MURTIYA UTTE DUDH SUTT DI DEKH ,, BUKHE BHIKHARI NU ROTTI NA DINDI DUNIYA DEKH

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Gup Shup / Re: papiyan,,,!!
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:40:08 PM »
haha

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PJ Games / Re: express ur feelings with songs.....
« on: July 30, 2014, 05:39:33 PM »
mere dil vich hai hum tum :O:

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Discussions / Re: Rape cases in India
« on: July 30, 2014, 02:19:36 PM »
Law ne hi rape nu crime mann ke ode lei saza rakhni....law ne hi kuriyan nu weapon rakhahn di permission deni

Video vala idea vi nice aa.....india ch har kuri kol chahida eda da cell

Menu lagda baki users di vi gall sehi aa....eh politician te depe d karda country nu kida safe bnauna....te india vale sare corrupted......par pna nu vote vi te janta hi paundi !!

@

please donot blame politician blame silent people who see everything and stay silent they vote to corrupt politican and touch them feet .......

politician nu kon laike aunda jinna merji sochlo kuj nhi hona india da jado takk lokka di soch nhi badaldi

jidda lokki  fake baba and caste system nu manan to nhi hatt sakde same thing here they like to vote corrupt politician and people like to do corruption on the face everyone say no corruption but inside office vich ohi lok corruption karde ne :D:

jayda na soch india baare ida dimaag di koyi nass nuss paat jani :D:



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but i feel sorry for girls who get raped :cry:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pakistani Stageshow Jokes
« on: July 30, 2014, 01:36:56 AM »
Ik war do jane scooter te beh k jande paye c laal batti cross kar gaye.....traffic police te hath dita per oh rukke nahi....ohna ne piche gaddi la lai te thodi der ch lamme pa laye tini jane....pehlan ta sidi chapead shaddi jehra scooter chalunda c....Fir traffic wala scooter chalun wale nu pushda ki mein piche hath dita c tenu tu rukea kio nahi? Naal da khenda janab tusi hath di gal kar rahe ho tuhade ton pehlan kise ne puri baah deti c eh tan odo v nahi rukeya :D: :D: :D:

hahaha

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Shayari / Re: What is sardar
« on: July 30, 2014, 01:35:25 AM »
good

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:pray: waheguru

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Shayari / Re: mere Geet meri Shayri (2) by LADDI Guraya likhari
« on: July 30, 2014, 01:34:23 AM »
att karati

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Shayari / Re: 4 All Pj Members Plz Everyone Read.....
« on: July 30, 2014, 01:33:58 AM »
wah kya likhda hai :happy:

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 :D: :D: in tamatar wala sign dekha ke

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