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« on: September 06, 2014, 03:31:11 PM »
Kaise Kahu Ki Apna Bana Lo Mujhe
Bahon Me Apni Sama Lo Mujhe
Aaj Himmat Kar Ke Kahta Hu Ki
Mai Tumhara Hu Ab Tum Hi Samhalo Mujhe..
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« on: September 06, 2014, 03:30:49 PM »
Mohabbat Ki Hawa Jism Ki Dawa Ban Gayi,
Doori Aapki Meri Chahat ki Saza Ban Gayi,
Kaise Bhoolun Aapko Ek Pal Ke Liye,
Aapki Yaad Hamare Jeene Ki Wajah Ban Gayi
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« on: September 06, 2014, 03:29:11 PM »
Yeh dua hai aapki zindagi savar jaye..
Har nazar mein bas pyar nazar aaye..
Aapko talash hai jis khusi ki ..
Khuda kare wo khud aapki talash me aa jaye..
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« on: September 06, 2014, 03:28:45 PM »
Kitabon ki tarah bahut alfaaz the mere paas..
kitabon ki tarah hi ab,khamosh rahta hu main..
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« on: September 06, 2014, 03:28:15 PM »
Masoom bachchon ko ilm nahi mazhabon ka..
Chale jate hain mandiro ko salaam karte karte..
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« on: September 06, 2014, 03:27:44 PM »
1. Uski chahat ka sajda kuch aisa kiya ki fir rab ke sajde me sar ko jhukana bhul gayi…
Apni chahat ka iqrar kiya sare zamane ke samne bas ek use batana bhul gayi
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« on: September 06, 2014, 03:26:14 PM »
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« on: September 06, 2014, 05:52:41 AM »
Padosi:-
Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?
raja-
Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai,
Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,
Na Lage to main hansta hoon.
KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai...::((::lol
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« on: September 06, 2014, 05:52:03 AM »
BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??
Girl : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...
BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??
Girl : Sirf 88% ..
Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:40:45 AM »
Mary: June, do you know why the sky is so high?
June: Yes, Just imagine, if its not so high then what will happen to the birds? They will crash on the sky.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:40:28 AM »
Oh no! What have you done! Those were antique cup sets. You broke them!!
Thanks God. I thought they were new.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:40:11 AM »
Two drunken men are talking.
Man 1: I am planning to buy the world.
Man 2: You can’t.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: I am not going to sell it.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:39:49 AM »
In a boxing match:
Coach: Why aren’t you blocking the punches?
Boxer: Can’t you see I am blocking all the punches with my face?
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:39:26 AM »
Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky. When I talk with my wife, she always bows her head.
Mr. Smith: Why?
Mr. Anderson: Because she is taller than me.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:39:05 AM »
Beggar: Actually I am an author. I wrote ’100 ways to become rich’
Mr. Roger: Then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the ways to become rich.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:38:39 AM »
Doctor: You are on a diet. So eat a single egg and half a cup of milk.
Patient: Before or after lunch doctor?
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:38:22 AM »
Student 1: I dont understand anything that my professor is teaching us.
Student 2: Thats somewhat better. My professor himself doesnt understand what he is teaching us
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:37:58 AM »
Who are the only people who listen to both sides during an argument between husband and wife?
The neighbours.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:37:40 AM »
Kid1: Even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.
Kid 2: Wow, what is your dad?
Kid 1: He is a barber.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:36:56 AM »
Judge: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again.
Accused: Thats what I told the police your honor, but they didn’t listen to me.
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