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Jokes Majaak / wife

« on: September 04, 2014, 02:34:37 AM »

Wife: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Husband: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.

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Jokes Majaak / Ek saheb ji

« on: September 04, 2014, 02:34:16 AM »

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

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Jokes Majaak / student

« on: September 04, 2014, 02:33:53 AM »

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?
Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”
Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”
Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

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Jokes Majaak / teacher

« on: September 04, 2014, 02:33:26 AM »

Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.
One boy written only one page. Then teacher asked him why he has written only one page.
The boy replied, “Teacher I have written about condensed milk.”

:D:

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