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« on: September 04, 2014, 03:39:11 AM »
ghaint :D:
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« on: September 04, 2014, 03:30:05 AM »
swere da ta jabliya marda ethe ... kal ryder nal bina gallo panga lya
fir oh inder nal hun aaj eh kudi nal
jaddo agle ne nae gal karni hundi fir tu ki sosse laine hunde a
odde barre galat bolke ...
izzat karni sikhla kise di ...
tannu kuj nhi pata ki gall haigi bai sach dasda hun mainu ida lag riha tu bina gallo pange leh riha tannu kon reh vich ithe bol aake jabdiya maar mera baare topic mainu likhan de tu ja apna nasta kar tanda ho gaya hona :D:
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:48:53 AM »
eh ki gal hoyi a
eh myself ghiant bahut don laga
eh hareek nal he pange layi janda
ehnu ban karo yaar
ki gall hoyi ?? matlab gall da pata nhi tannu main pange lainda ih tannu sapne vich pata chaliya and mainu ban kardo ?? kyu bai tannu na ban kar daiye bina gallo kudi ne ilzam laya ta ban kardo kise nu bhi bina gallo ih jo bhi likh rahi mai kithe kiha innu dekhave ide bfs an all main ta innu janda nhi na bulanda ager mai ida name laike kuj kiha ta dasse kamle lok ne ithe ... myself tu bahut bakwas kar layi apni
tainu ki pata kise di lfe da main kaun ha ?
ik v person itho aa k kahe ke mainu pj to bhar janda ?
tu bf bf bakwas kari jana
tu reh ithe vadhiya lagda tainu kise da majak bana k
khush reh j tainu eda khushi mildi
god bless
tu meainu badanm kita ithe
ik v munde ithe a ak kahe main kise nal pm wich gall kari kade
meri mom hai bro hai
dad mere di death hoyi 2010 wich
20/09/1990 eh meri dob
main ithe aap keha c k main married ha because kise nu v ithe meri life da nahi pata kise nu v
j m tainu bhut fikar meri
abbotsford rehni main maclure road te othe aa k aminu mil layi main kaun ha aunti ha kaun ha
meri skype id jatti1990
othe dekh lai mainu
but tu mainu aaina badnam kita ithe main aana nahi chauni hun kade v
tu khush reh
god bless u
pj staff nu meri request hai meri id ban car diti javee
oh bhen ji i donot know you and na mai kadi kiha tuvade bfs ne tuvadi personal life mainu kyu dassi jande maita bulanda bhi nhi tuvanu kal tuvada friend monkey mainu gaala dinda oh ban ho gaya hun tusi ih jhoota drama karke mainu fasana chande dasso kado kiha mai tuvade bf ne ?? maita janda bhi nhi tuvanu
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:40:45 AM »
Mary: June, do you know why the sky is so high?
June: Yes, Just imagine, if its not so high then what will happen to the birds? They will crash on the sky.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:40:28 AM »
Oh no! What have you done! Those were antique cup sets. You broke them!!
Thanks God. I thought they were new.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:40:11 AM »
Two drunken men are talking.
Man 1: I am planning to buy the world.
Man 2: You can’t.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: I am not going to sell it.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:39:49 AM »
In a boxing match:
Coach: Why aren’t you blocking the punches?
Boxer: Can’t you see I am blocking all the punches with my face?
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:39:26 AM »
Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky. When I talk with my wife, she always bows her head.
Mr. Smith: Why?
Mr. Anderson: Because she is taller than me.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:39:05 AM »
Beggar: Actually I am an author. I wrote ’100 ways to become rich’
Mr. Roger: Then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the ways to become rich.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:38:39 AM »
Doctor: You are on a diet. So eat a single egg and half a cup of milk.
Patient: Before or after lunch doctor?
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:38:22 AM »
Student 1: I dont understand anything that my professor is teaching us.
Student 2: Thats somewhat better. My professor himself doesnt understand what he is teaching us
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:37:58 AM »
Who are the only people who listen to both sides during an argument between husband and wife?
The neighbours.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:37:40 AM »
Kid1: Even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad.
Kid 2: Wow, what is your dad?
Kid 1: He is a barber.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:36:56 AM »
Judge: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again.
Accused: Thats what I told the police your honor, but they didn’t listen to me.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:36:40 AM »
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.
Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do?
Girl: The homework.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:36:23 AM »
A man in a hotel: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my bean soup.
Waiter: Oh, the hot soup must have killed it sir.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:36:05 AM »
Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me.
Boss: Really? Which are the three companies?
Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:35:47 AM »
Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get an headache
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:35:31 AM »
Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
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« on: September 04, 2014, 02:34:54 AM »
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir.
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