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Messages - Rude Boi
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« on: September 10, 2014, 05:27:45 AM »
ooo tere har status ch amli kitho a janda...lol poor amli
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« on: September 10, 2014, 02:47:45 AM »
achaaa.....kutte vi ne khane...
fer tu khanda sou khake dus
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« on: September 10, 2014, 02:47:13 AM »
A friend sent this interesting story:
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy
this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I
would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter
and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike
for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So,
Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will
be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get
him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and
told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother
thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked
around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked
up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped the statue under his
shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house,
and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down
with a piece of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND THE BIKE!
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
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« on: September 10, 2014, 02:44:44 AM »
gujjar bai bhabi di sou khake kehanda a.. :hehe:
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« on: September 10, 2014, 02:36:20 AM »
oooo baii pese ida hi bachde aaaa...jine bacha hunde bachaoo.....
tusi te kamle a jo niyan nu pese dinder ehande aa... :D:
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« on: September 10, 2014, 02:25:43 AM »
Navi film - Vaddi haveli di majja te dangar
- Eh tuada aaakhiri faisla haai??
Nai eh meri pahli film hai ji, eh dialogue ta kisi purani film da lagda.
- Oye chaudhry tennu apni jaan pyari hai te meri bhen te dore paane chhadd de, nahi te..
- nahi te.. ki kar lenge oye kuttya. [jor la ke ] Shera, jagga, ess khote nu haveli to dhakke maar ke kadd deo oye, esto pahla ke mera gussa hor na vadd jaye.
[holi jaya ] Mai jara 3 bottla sharab dia hor pila, taake loka nu pata challe ke mai kidda baighairat te ghatia chodhry ha.
- Oye chodhry teri haveli nu agg laga deanga.
- koi gall nai kaka mai bima karvaya hoa hai.
- mai teri janani chuk ke lai janga.
- koi gall nai kaka lai ja, vaise vi oh kha kha ke majj bani pai hai te muh te rogan da dabba roj laa laa ke sara ghar cosmetic di factory ban gaya hai.
- oh nai nai eddi majj nu mai laija ke ki karna..
- nai nai tu lai ja..
- nai oye chodhria mai rabb nu dua karda ke tennu estra dia 3 majja hor mil jaan, taake tu envi hi mar jaaye.
- nai nai estra di bhayanak galla karke mera nasha na torh, chal theek hai tu estra kar meri bhen nal viah kar le. Mai teri de naal kar laina.
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« on: September 09, 2014, 10:21:02 AM »
mainu vi ohde jaan toh baad ohdi kimat da pta chaleya :D: :D: jaldi unban kroo ohdi thaa koi dujja nahi le sakda :D: :D:
tere to dukhi hoke te ohne atam smarpan kita... :D:
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« on: September 07, 2014, 02:31:55 AM »
gujjar mera veer
khanda nitt kheer
bhabi bnandi hai
isnu khawandi hai
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« on: September 07, 2014, 02:16:01 AM »
happy brday gujjar veer... ahh chuk 2 war ghut ke jaffi :hugg: :hugg: te ik mithi jai papi :kiss:
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« on: September 18, 2012, 06:22:43 AM »
nooxi darlibg jutti number 3
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« on: September 08, 2012, 02:06:21 AM »
Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab
Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab
Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas
Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab…
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« on: September 08, 2012, 01:59:41 AM »
Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?”
Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”
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« on: September 08, 2012, 01:58:50 AM »
Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai…
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« on: September 03, 2012, 07:04:00 AM »
22 wdian
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« on: September 02, 2012, 05:44:13 AM »
haye oye rabba kida de gande kum karde shareaam
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« on: September 02, 2012, 05:41:08 AM »
Assin nahi dasde fir kahoge apni tareef aap hi kari jandi X_X
♥♥•▬▬►ѕтｿℓσ נαттι •♥ a sabtoo sohni kudi
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« on: September 02, 2012, 05:37:50 AM »
brar aja lain chaliye amb sangtra khake
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« on: September 02, 2012, 05:31:48 AM »
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« on: September 02, 2012, 05:30:20 AM »
bhaj jaldi nahi te wajna tere ch football
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« on: September 02, 2012, 05:29:45 AM »
buraaaaaaaah
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