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Jokes Majaak / Re: My Favorite One-liners
« on: June 13, 2011, 12:06:08 PM »
I don’t know what I want, but I do know I don’t have it. :thinking:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: My Favorite One-liners
« on: June 13, 2011, 11:58:56 AM »



The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it limits.  :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: My Favorite One-liners
« on: June 13, 2011, 11:29:18 AM »




I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. :loll:


 :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: My Favorite Jokes
« on: June 13, 2011, 11:22:10 AM »
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? :D: :thinking:

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Funny Videos / Re: Pak China Baat Cheet
« on: June 13, 2011, 11:13:18 AM »
Video not available !! Removed by You tube

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Funny Videos / Re: Pak China Baat Cheet
« on: June 11, 2011, 02:30:37 PM »
Sohail Ahmed as Firdous Ashiq Awan

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Funny Videos / Re: Pak China Baat Cheet
« on: June 11, 2011, 02:03:30 PM »
Video not available !! Removed by You tube

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Jokes Majaak / Re: My Favorite One-liners
« on: June 10, 2011, 03:32:00 PM »

 
 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.  :happy:




True  :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: A...B...C by VELLY JATTA
« on: June 10, 2011, 01:12:01 PM »
WOW!! 8->

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Funny Videos / Re: Beware from Thermal Cameras......
« on: June 10, 2011, 12:54:45 PM »
Thermal Fart





I think this one is real  :loll:

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Funny Videos / Re: Beware from Thermal Cameras......
« on: June 10, 2011, 11:35:30 AM »
 :D:

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Funny Videos / Re: BEWARE: Girls with Hair Dryers
« on: June 10, 2011, 11:34:41 AM »
:D: har kudi naal idde honi chaidi :D: :D:



ehh bhut tapdia ne :D: mundeya nall gallan nahi kardia :D: :D:

odda bhawa aunda janda kuj na howe :D:




 :loll:


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Pics / Re: new year in ramghar...
« on: June 09, 2011, 02:49:10 PM »
 :D: :D:

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Pics / Re: true love have no respect...
« on: June 09, 2011, 01:42:48 PM »
Oh No Not Again!  :sad:

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Shayari / Re: ਸ਼ਿਵ ਕੁਮਾਰ ਬਟਾਲਵੀ
« on: June 09, 2011, 11:56:48 AM »
ਦੀਦਾਰ


ਜਦ ਵੀ ਤੇਰਾ ਦੀਦਾਰ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ
ਝੱਲ ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਬੀਮਾਰ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ

ਕਿਸੇ ਵੀ ਜਨਮ ਆ ਕੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਵੀਂ
ਤੇਰਾ ਹੀ ਇੰਤਜ਼ਾਰ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ

ਜਿੱਥੇ ਭੱਜਿਆ ਵੀ ਨਾ ਮਿਲੂ ਦੀਵਾ
ਸੋਈਉ ਮੇਰਾ ਮਜ਼ਾਰ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ

ਕਿਸ ਨੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਆਵਾਜ਼ ਮਾਰੀ ਹੈ
ਕੋਈ ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਬੀਮਾਰ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ

ਇੰਜ ਲੱਗਦਾ ਹੈ ‘ਸ਼ਿਵ ’ ਦੇ ਸ਼ੇਅਰਾ ‘ਚੋਂ
ਕੋਈ ਧੁਖਦਾ ਅੰਗਾਰ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ



ਸ਼ਿਵ ਕੁਮਾਰ ਬਟਾਲਵੀ





Thanx for sharing!  :smile:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: My Favorite One-liners
« on: June 09, 2011, 11:53:10 AM »
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: My Favorite Jokes
« on: June 09, 2011, 11:46:45 AM »
Why is it called a TOOTH brush when you brush all of your teeth? :happy: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / My Favorite Jokes
« on: June 08, 2011, 03:02:03 PM »

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it! :D: :D:


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Jokes Majaak / Re: King of the jungle
« on: June 08, 2011, 02:55:39 PM »
Good One  :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: My Favorite One-liners
« on: June 08, 2011, 02:54:55 PM »
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. :superhappy:

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