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501
« on: June 25, 2011, 12:16:26 PM »
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.  :D:
502
« on: June 25, 2011, 12:10:49 PM »
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
503
« on: June 24, 2011, 02:06:22 PM »
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...." :D:
504
« on: June 24, 2011, 01:16:51 PM »
The truth lies in a woman’s eyes, and lies and lies and lies. :D:
ur precisely accurate  :
506
« on: June 24, 2011, 11:42:18 AM »
507
« on: June 23, 2011, 02:56:39 PM »
508
« on: June 23, 2011, 02:08:48 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahahahah!  :D:
509
« on: June 21, 2011, 12:42:28 PM »
Patient to Nurse: I Love You. Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai hai !! 
510
« on: June 21, 2011, 12:24:20 PM »
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to. :laugh:
511
« on: June 21, 2011, 12:20:45 PM »
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. :
512
« on: June 21, 2011, 12:14:42 PM »
"Thappad" se darr nahi lagta saheb. "Pyaar" se lagta hai. 
513
« on: June 21, 2011, 12:04:58 PM »
Naujwana nu har hafte hon wala sacha pyaar  :D:
514
« on: June 21, 2011, 11:54:36 AM »
USA-Hamare Dogs football khelte hai............
JAPAN-Hamari Fish dance karti hai..............
CHINA-Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai...........
INDIA-Hamare Gadhe GOVT. chalate hai........... :D: :D:
515
« on: June 20, 2011, 02:13:32 PM »
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516
« on: June 20, 2011, 02:10:02 PM »
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. :
517
« on: June 20, 2011, 01:30:56 PM »
Do they have American fries in France? :
518
« on: June 20, 2011, 11:47:48 AM »
Who is God?A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
519
« on: June 19, 2011, 01:04:35 PM »
I still don't know why they made that Axe Deodorant with the Chocolate smell, only fat girls are coming to me :pagel:
Mai teh sare "Axe Deo" try kite kuch v nai hunda yaar :sad: :D:
520
« on: June 18, 2011, 02:33:34 PM »
Laahnat hai! :D:
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