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« on: July 04, 2011, 04:20:43 PM »
Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dish washing
liquid made with real lemons?  :
462
« on: July 04, 2011, 03:22:23 PM »
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. :
463
« on: July 04, 2011, 02:52:40 PM »
Never cry over spilt milk.It could've been whiskey. :D: 
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« on: July 04, 2011, 02:44:01 PM »
ambulance bai ji sarkari aa 
:D: Nice Smiley
465
« on: July 04, 2011, 02:33:43 PM »
katteyan de ghar bhalda lassi
Good one mate :smile:
466
« on: July 04, 2011, 02:27:17 PM »
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« on: July 02, 2011, 12:38:52 PM »
:D: :D:
468
« on: July 02, 2011, 12:14:36 PM »
:D:
469
« on: July 01, 2011, 01:22:34 PM »
:laugh:
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« on: July 01, 2011, 01:19:36 PM »
Some of my favorite, feel free to add yours.
471
« on: July 01, 2011, 01:05:22 PM »
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. :
472
« on: July 01, 2011, 12:13:05 PM »
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets
OMG :
473
« on: July 01, 2011, 12:07:01 PM »
A NEW ADDITION 2 DA PERIODIC TABLE OF CHEMICAL ELEMENTS...
ELEMENT NAME : GIRLs
SYMBOL : gl
ATOMIC WEIGHT : DONT EVEN DARE 2 ASK !!
PHYSICAL PROPS : BOILS AT ANYTIME,
CAN FREEZE AT ANYTIME,
MELTS IF HANDLED WID LOVE & CARE,
VERY BITTER IF MISHANDLED !!
CHEMICAL PROPs : VERY REACTIVE,
HIGHLY UNSTABLE,
POSSESS STRONG AFFINITY 4 GOLD, PLATINUM, DIAMOND & OTHER PRECIOUS ITEMs,
GOOD MONEY REDUCING AGENT,
VOLATILE WHEN LEFT ALONE,
MAINLY USED 2 DESTROY MEN ...... !!
Amazing properties :
474
« on: July 01, 2011, 11:56:22 AM »
ah lines boht vadia laggia menu veer......................
menu v :D: A good friend will bail you out of jail. A punjabi friend will be in the cell next to you saying,"Damn, that was fun!"
475
« on: June 30, 2011, 02:46:17 PM »
Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime and never let go till we're gone.
476
« on: June 30, 2011, 11:49:22 AM »
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.  :D:
477
« on: June 30, 2011, 11:38:48 AM »
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge
OK :D:
478
« on: June 30, 2011, 11:32:54 AM »
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. :D:
479
« on: June 30, 2011, 11:27:12 AM »
Why do morons like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
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« on: June 30, 2011, 11:17:07 AM »
Param and Gujr :okk: 
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