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« on: July 08, 2011, 01:17:21 PM »
A father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did
everything mommy asked?”
In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!” :D:
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« on: July 08, 2011, 12:57:59 PM »
If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from? :D:
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« on: July 08, 2011, 11:48:42 AM »
guru nanak sahib bare ik kissa e k ik var oh kise pind gye ta us pind de loka ne guru saheb nal changa vivhar nai kita ta guru saheb ne us pind nu ashirvad dita k sda vasde raho te age chle gye. Agle pind de loka ne guru saheb di boht sewa kiti te guru saheb ne unha nu saraap dita k ujad jao.
Eh sun k bhai mardana ji to riha na gya te unha guru saheb nu puchya k jinha ne tirskar kita unha nu ashirwad te jinha ne sewa kiti unha nu saraap kyo?
Guru saheb ne uttar dita k agar oh lok jinha ne tirskar kita hor kite jange ta hor loka nu v apne varge kar lainge is lai unha da vasde rehna e thik e. Te eh lok jithe v jange ta sdachar falaunge is lai inha da ujad jana e thik e . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Eh kisa aj achanak dimag ch a gya jad ik room mate ne gal kiti k flana v bahar chala. Then mai sochya eh ki ho riha har banda bahar ja riha apna ghar shad k ik din sara punjab ujad jana. Fir eh kisa dimag ch aya k shayd asi sare pardesi use pind de hovange jinha nu nanak saheb da saraap lga e te asi apne ghra to ujad k sari dunia vich apni pehchan bna rhe aa.
:hehe: baki pta ni sab kismat di gal e jithe chog khilari aa udari mar jana paina pta ni kehi khed e
Nice =D>
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« on: July 08, 2011, 11:29:07 AM »
Jithe dekho inglish inglish inglish punjabi wich kuj auanda tuhanu ja nahi ?? :Cry:
Ki Kariye sanu punjabi andi nai :dnk:
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« on: July 08, 2011, 11:23:25 AM »
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.  :
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« on: July 08, 2011, 11:06:14 AM »
Definitely Punjab :
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« on: July 08, 2011, 10:56:52 AM »
Coordinates :
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« on: July 08, 2011, 10:42:30 AM »
Pic 6 :
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« on: July 08, 2011, 10:20:14 AM »
Points To Ponder
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« on: July 08, 2011, 10:13:36 AM »
Facebook , Twitter and youtube are all going to join together and make YouTwitFaCE
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« on: July 07, 2011, 11:07:35 AM »
Lmfao @ use diaper at night. :D:
I have one :
Almost Everyday :
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« on: July 07, 2011, 11:02:29 AM »
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? :wait::D:
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« on: July 07, 2011, 10:54:36 AM »
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says waheguru !! :D:
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« on: July 06, 2011, 01:26:26 PM »
How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. :blowout:
Hehehe nice :okk:
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« on: July 05, 2011, 02:47:18 PM »
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« on: July 05, 2011, 01:51:15 PM »
auanda hi thakk geya :D:
Na ji, NEWS pad ke paseena aa geya :
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« on: July 05, 2011, 01:14:09 PM »
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« on: July 05, 2011, 01:10:48 PM »
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« on: July 04, 2011, 04:38:47 PM »
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« on: July 04, 2011, 04:26:40 PM »
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..." :D:
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