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Jokes Majaak / My Favorite Jokes
« on: June 08, 2011, 03:02:03 PM »How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it! :D: :D:
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Jokes Majaak / My Favorite Jokes« on: June 08, 2011, 03:02:03 PM »How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it! :D: :D: 42
Jokes Majaak / Kutta Sher Varga!!« on: June 06, 2011, 01:48:47 PM »Santa: Tuhada kutta tan sher varga ho geya, ki khwande ho ehnu? Banta: Oye, eh Sher hi hai, sala pyar, pyur de chakkaran ch pai geya, sakhal kutte jehi ho Gayi. :D: :D: 43
Jokes Majaak / Mamu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya!« on: May 30, 2011, 04:11:57 PM »Mamu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai. Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekda Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya… :D: :D: 45
Jokes Majaak / My Favorite One-liners« on: May 24, 2011, 02:17:20 PM »
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. :D:
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Jokes Majaak / Facebook« on: May 13, 2011, 11:01:38 AM »
Girl's Status on Facebook ' Feeling sad '
17021 Comments :---) Boy's Status ' Goin 2 commit Suicide' 2 links n 1 comment "dekh le yar.....ho sake to rehne de." :---) :D: 52
Sports Khelan / History of Mr. Universe« on: February 11, 2011, 01:28:46 PM »
Mr. Universe
Mr. Universe is a bodybuilding contest. The athletes are judged on their symmetry, proportions and the size and clarity of each muscle group. Most of the judging occurs during the day, this is called the pre-judging. Before the distractions of the evening show, the finals. Winners Year Mr. Universe (Amateur) Mr. Universe (Pro) 1948 John Grimek 1949 No contest 1950 Steve Reeves 1951 Reg Park 1952 Mohammed Nasr Juan Ferrero 1953 Bill Pearl Arnold Dyson 1954 Enrico Thomas Jim Park 1955 Mickey Hargitay Leo Robert 1956 Ray Schaeffer Jack Delinger 1957 John Lees Arthur Robin 1958 Earl Clark Reg Park 1959 Len Sell Bruce Randall 1960 Henry Downs Paul Wynter 1961 Ray Routledge Bill Pearl 1962 Joe Abbenda Len Sell 1963 Tom Sansome Joe Abbenda 1964 John Hewlett Earl Maynard 1965 Elmo Santiago Reg Park 1966 Chester Yorton Paul Wynter 1967 Arnold Schwarzenegger Bill Pearl 1968 Dennis Tinerino Arnold Schwarzenegger 1969 Boyer Coe Arnold Schwarzenegger 1970 Frank Zane Arnold Schwarzenegger 1971 Ken Waller Bill Pearl 1972 Elias Petsas Frank Zane 1973 Chris Dickerson Boyer Coe 1974 Roy Duval Chris Dickerson 1975 Ian Lawrence Boyer Coe 1976 Shigeru Sugita Serge Nubret 1977 Bertil Fox Tony Emmot 1978 Dave Johns Bertil Fox 1979 Ahmet Enünlü Bertil Fox 1980 Bill Richardson Tony Pearson 1981 John Brown Robby Robinson 1982 John Brown Edward Kawak 1983 Jeff King Edward Kawak 1984 Brian Buchanan Edward Kawak 1985 Tim Belknap Edward Kawak 1986 Charles Clairmonte Lance Dreher 1987 Basil Francis Olaf Annus 1988 Victor Terra Charles Clairmonte 1989 Matt Dufresne Charles Clairmonte 1990 Peter Reid Charles Clairmonte 1991 Reiner Gorbracht Victor Terra 1992 Mustafa Mohammad Peter Reid 1993 Dennis Francis Edward Kawak 1994 Nick van Beeck John Terilli 1995 Grant Clemesha Brian Buchanan 1996 Frederico Focherini Shaun Davis 1997 Grant Thomas Eddy Ellwood 1998 Gary Lister Eddy Ellwood 1999 Franco Male Eddy Ellwood 2000 Sergei Ogorodnikov Eddy Ellwood 2001 Steffen Müller Eddy Ellwood 2002 Costantino Caleazzo Gary Lister 2003 Hassan Al Saka Gary Lister 2004 Steve Sinton Hassan Al Saka 2005 Charles Mario Sergey Ogorodnikov 2006 Tomáš Bureš Steve Sinton 2007 Orazio Salvatori Orazio Salvatori 2008 Lionel Beyeke Alessandro Savi 2009 Martin Kasal Alexey Netesanov 2010 Miha Zupan Charles Mario 60
Jokes Majaak / INFLATION« on: January 23, 2011, 01:44:01 PM »
Chartered Accountant ki wife: Eji Ye Inflation kya hai?
Chartered Accountant:Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi ab 42-40-48 Ab Tere pass pehle se sab zyada hai fir bhi teri value kam ho gai Yeh INFLATION. :laugh: :laugh: |